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Posted: Monday, August 17, 2009 12:56:50 AM

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What kitchen things do you have that you could use as toys or accessories in the bedroom?

Wooden spoons for spanking, ice-cubes for sensation play, candles for using hot wax on body parts... what else?

Oh yes, fresh ginger root for figging, if you're into it.

What else?

Guest
Posted: Monday, August 17, 2009 9:36:09 AM

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I'd say yes to your suggestions and add food items, such as whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and strawberries.....
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Posted: Monday, August 17, 2009 6:43:13 PM

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Large, flat, steel spatula for spankin', too.

WHACK.
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Posted: Tuesday, August 18, 2009 2:29:37 AM

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eroticwriter26 wrote:
I'd say yes to your suggestions and add food items, such as whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and strawberries.....


Yup, food is good too, especially what can be licked.
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Posted: Tuesday, August 18, 2009 2:31:02 AM

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roccotool wrote:
Large, flat, steel spatula for spankin', too.

WHACK.


Have you really used a steel spatula? The mind boggles...
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Posted: Tuesday, August 18, 2009 2:53:27 AM

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I've used tongs to pinch my husband's arse. Made him squeal like a girl. evil4
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Posted: Tuesday, August 18, 2009 2:57:46 AM

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Lisa wrote:
I've used tongs to pinch my husband's arse. Made him squeal like a girl. evil4


Ooo good one, I know a lady that used a frying pan to do something else...evil5

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Posted: Tuesday, August 18, 2009 3:29:45 AM

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lol Necho... don't wanna know.

prefer the wooden spoon though to the steel spatula... (see i come to the forums!)


oh and bag clips (the one to keep chip bags close and stuff) as nipple clamps!
Lisa
Posted: Tuesday, August 18, 2009 3:31:25 AM

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XXXnechoXXX wrote:
Lisa wrote:
I've used tongs to pinch my husband's arse. Made him squeal like a girl. evil4


Ooo good one, I know a lady that used a frying pan to do something else...evil5



Ouch. Sounds painful!
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Posted: Tuesday, August 18, 2009 5:35:48 AM

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eroticwriter26 wrote:
I'd say yes to your suggestions and add food items, such as whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and strawberries.....


I'm all about the food items, including the various oils.... 430-128
caharain
Posted: Tuesday, August 18, 2009 8:49:51 AM

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And plenty of extra virgin olive oil...great lube lol

So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin
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Posted: Tuesday, August 18, 2009 10:09:52 AM

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Rolling pin??? You know.. I did smirk when my mother helped herself to a cucumber sandwich... :o) Serves her right..

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Posted: Tuesday, August 18, 2009 10:38:46 AM

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caharain wrote:
And plenty of extra virgin olive oil...great lube lol


And butter!
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Posted: Tuesday, August 18, 2009 4:53:51 PM

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Cling-film or food wrap as I think some people call it. To bound up a lover from shoulders to feet leaving his manhood and nipples exposed. Very hot and steamy.

I have used the squirty cream in a can. Cold ice-cubes for a woman and go for alternate warmth of a persons hot lips then to the cold of the ice-cube thats a good one.
evil4
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Posted: Wednesday, August 19, 2009 12:00:42 AM

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smiler77 wrote:
Rolling pin??? You know.. I did smirk when my mother helped herself to a cucumber sandwich... :o) Serves her right..
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Posted: Wednesday, August 19, 2009 12:03:17 AM

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smiler77 wrote:
Rolling pin??? You know.. I did smirk when my mother helped herself to a cucumber sandwich... :o) Serves her right..


lol, that was a funny video. good advertising.

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caharain
Posted: Wednesday, August 19, 2009 5:37:46 PM

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Eating grape tomatoes out of her

So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin
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Posted: Saturday, August 22, 2009 4:55:43 PM

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For the metal spatula I use the one from ikea it's with robber and it's great… for cooking course Whistle


But the best thing and I don’t know if you have it is what we call Krembo


It's with chocolate cover and cream inside 5 sec' in the micro and then taking the biscuit out putting it over the male object and have fun!!! you can freeze it as well
bj
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Posted: Thursday, September 03, 2009 9:13:11 AM

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How about ice cubes
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Posted: Thursday, September 03, 2009 9:52:49 AM

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Spagetti noodles round your nipples are also good especially when he sucks them by the end and they slide around your nipples as he takes them in ...........

This thread reminds me of the scene in Bachlor Party where Tom Hanks is chasing her with the Hand mixer LOL
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Posted: Thursday, September 03, 2009 8:25:24 PM

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I never thought of that one, Milf.
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Posted: Thursday, September 03, 2009 8:56:52 PM

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roccotool wrote:
I never thought of that one, Milf.



It feels very erotic, New things are a great boredom breaker
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Posted: Friday, September 04, 2009 12:34:50 AM

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MilfBeauty wrote:
Spagetti noodles round your nipples are also good especially when he sucks them by the end and they slide around your nipples as he takes them in


So they are COOKED spaghetti noodles....lmao! I was scared there for a little bit!

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Posted: Friday, September 04, 2009 7:51:25 AM

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Heyyy we can't forget the counter *wink wink*




caharain
Posted: Friday, September 04, 2009 8:21:45 AM

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pineapple rings are quite fun as well

So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin
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Posted: Friday, September 04, 2009 9:06:00 AM

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I gave hubby a blind-folded BJ once alternating between my mouth having hot tea and ice cubes. He had a very happy birthday. happy8
caharain
Posted: Friday, September 04, 2009 9:08:53 AM

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I don't know if this qualifies as food but perform oral on your partner with a mouthfull of pop rock candy

So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin
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Posted: Friday, September 04, 2009 9:32:33 AM

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caharain wrote:
I don't know if this qualifies as food but perform oral on your partner with a mouthfull of pop rock candy



OMG thats awesome have done and did it and yeah its great geek

Even Rachel Raye knows how to rock a collander flower

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Posted: Friday, September 04, 2009 10:43:54 AM

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evil4 Eat ice chips out of wife pussy while sucking hot mints.
caharain
Posted: Friday, September 04, 2009 5:03:33 PM

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I am so in lust with Rachel Ray lol

So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin
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