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lafayettemister
Posted: Wednesday, March 21, 2012 7:12:38 AM

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Dudealicious
Posted: Wednesday, March 21, 2012 7:35:38 AM

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Gives new meaning to the phrase "dumb blonde" now doesn't it? Why would she benchmark it against how fast she can run! d'oh!

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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 21, 2012 1:26:05 PM

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Please don't let her breed. Or teach. Or vote. Just let her sit there and look pretty. With her mouth closed. sad3
Nikki703
Posted: Wednesday, March 21, 2012 1:33:50 PM

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WOW!! You cant even call her a dumb blonde. That would be an insult to dumb people all over the world!! I sure hope they were on there way to LA so she could get into the porn industry, thats her only chance!!
littlemissbitch
Posted: Wednesday, March 21, 2012 1:37:19 PM

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heheheee....oh that poor girl. and she has a mean but funny husband...lmao!

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MoonlightSerenity
Posted: Wednesday, March 21, 2012 2:06:02 PM

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I hope she never breeds.... I'm with chef on this one....

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wiseowl
Posted: Wednesday, March 21, 2012 2:16:37 PM

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Shouldn't she figure out how long the hypotenuse is BEFORE she cuts it in half?
man_o_fire
Posted: Wednesday, March 21, 2012 3:09:16 PM

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Good thing she's pretty.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 21, 2012 3:40:36 PM

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Wow. Just wow.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 21, 2012 3:54:01 PM

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*shaking my head* I agree, don't let her breed.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 21, 2012 4:48:47 PM

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d'oh! d'oh! Nutbag Nutbag Nutbag Nutbag Nutbag d'oh! really dumb

even i know that lol xx director
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 21, 2012 5:13:41 PM

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By golly, what an eejit! Part of me wonders if this was scripted, part just doesn't care and wants to laugh at this woman's idiocy.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, March 21, 2012 6:10:42 PM

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That was either 100% staged or, her husband is a major dickwad. My guess, a little bit of each.

Saw this 2 days ago on another forum....that's pretty much the opinion of 200 other people (mostly dudes, I might add).

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Posted: Wednesday, March 21, 2012 9:02:06 PM

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Where the F is my gun
easy_rider75
Posted: Wednesday, March 21, 2012 10:44:21 PM

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WellMadeMale wrote:
That was either 100% staged or, her husband is a major dickwad. My guess, a little bit of each.

Saw this 2 days ago on another forum....that's pretty much the opinion of 200 other people (mostly dudes, I might add).


Yeah that was my thought to


Seriously this did hurt to watch it though

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Callisto
Posted: Wednesday, March 21, 2012 10:47:50 PM

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damn that was pretty funny, but that's not cool of her husband to post that haha.. still funny though lol

1curiouscat
Posted: Thursday, March 22, 2012 6:02:53 AM

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"just whack it in half"

HAHAHAHAHAH



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Nikki703
Posted: Thursday, March 22, 2012 9:51:03 AM

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WellMadeMale wrote:
That was either 100% staged or, her husband is a major dickwad. My guess, a little bit of each.

Saw this 2 days ago on another forum....that's pretty much the opinion of 200 other people (mostly dudes, I might add).


If it was staged, she is quite a good actor!!
SITTING
Posted: Thursday, March 22, 2012 9:55:53 AM

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I don't think it was staged...way too convincing!
playsit
Posted: Thursday, March 22, 2012 10:21:49 AM

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Holy shit that was funny, scripted or not. If the poor thing's really that goofy, she must be a dynamo in bed... why else would he be with her? She's so ditzy, she probably doesn't realize what a complete dick he is.
sprite
Posted: Thursday, March 22, 2012 12:39:42 PM

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lol - no way that is not staged - she's a good sport for doing it, tho :)

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 22, 2012 1:06:20 PM

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DAYUM!! She's fast when she's in shape. Looks like I've got some work to do.
WickedShads
Posted: Thursday, March 22, 2012 1:09:07 PM

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I don't think it would help if she even knew how many minutes were in an hour, which I'm guessing she doesn't

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sugarbabe
Posted: Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:39:51 PM

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Just whack it in half. You have to wonder how she made it through school?
Especially High School! d'oh!

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Guest
Posted: Friday, March 23, 2012 9:52:46 PM

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Shakes head - maybe there'll be a sequel when he asks her to work out the MPG
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