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Good pun Bat.
I brought my own tea thanks Rump. Little shot of Bushmills and we're good to go.
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Crack is addictive. Coffee please! Tall, strong, dark, creamy...you know, the usual!
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Good afternoon all you Lushkins, Hope you had a restful night. I'll have the same as TopThis. sounds delicious. scooter and his tools, bet he can't even find his hammer holder let alone a Monkey wrench. But then again he probably doesn't look very hard.  don't tell him I said that tho.  Buz dear, the plumbing was on the blink, you're going to appreciate us using our tools in the a.m. when you have to go to the little boys room. Chef did you bring the crumpets too? I hear you are a baker? Oh by the way, that cookie had a nice crunch to it. Did you mix them up outside? (bang, bang, clang and clunk) it wasn't Terrance that caused the problem, someone shoved their vibrator and old bag in the hole. And no it wasn't Coma's old lady. I need another after that sight.  Have a good one today!
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Ooh I love crumpets and scones! Yum! *scurries off to the kitchen to start baking*
We'll have both in about an hour. Platters for everyone.
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HEY CHEF.... are these your crumpets? and scones?  
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Has it been an hour? I'm more than ready to nibble on some of Chef's goodies. ;) 
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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I been waiting for years for Chef to share her goodies  Hi All, Ya'll have Scooter working, Scooter say it ain't so  I hope you've been out on the links, I'm getting ready for our outing. You ladies are all looking darn good as maintenance personal Shots anyone? .jpg)
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Thanks Al. Shots make me stupid. I'll stick to something calmer. Good to see you here.
Listen Rump, I've been out with a blind guy before. They have amazing hands so uh... nvmd.
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 Mornin Yall Coffee please and keep it coming. 2 finals tomorrow... joy here for drinks later 
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(slides extra-large mug of coffee and a bottle of K-Mart brand Kognac over to Holly) Hope this helps and good luck with dem finals. Chef, 'nvmb' -- sounds like some Kremlin spy group but if it's salacious, I'll join.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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chef, did you get a little sun burned resting out by the pool? you're looking a bit RED Looks like it's PA turn for the spankin line up. she has been bent over and ready for a long time. Finally a day off! woohoo. send 1 down and pass them around Rumple,we are going to celebrate!    
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Sugar, it's my understanding that on this day back in1935, the first can of beer was sold. Now that's something worth celebrating, IMHO. Chef, 'never mind'. Ah, where is Miss Emily Latella now that we need her?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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I would imagine we could find something everyday to celebrate! Never need an excuse to tip a cold one. Lets celebrate to blooming flowers, Spring is here. and to good friends and good sex!!  those went down smooth. Send a couple more this way. anyone else have an idea on what we could celebrate today?
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Sugar, not sure what everyone else has been up to, but I've been celebrating the birthday of that great American and former US President, John Tyler. Yep, Old JT was one of a kind, fortunately. :)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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A TGIF good morningRumplators. Busty's still asleep. She was up late last night getting ready to go back to spend another weekend comforting her friend Chesty. Says her friend still needs 'bucking up' or something like that after breaking up with the First Division of the USMC. That's why i brewed today's coffee. Just so you know, it's a dark roast brew that should keep you going until early next week. Just learned that today is 'Doctor's Day' (as in MD not Ph.d). This is a day that everyone should observe with due pomp and circumsicion, so to speak. For those raised in the pre-sex ed era, playing 'Doctor' was the key to anatomical awareness of the opposite gender.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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RumpleForeskin wrote:A TGIF good morningRumplators. Busty's still asleep. She was up late last night getting ready to go back to spend another weekend comforting her friend Chesty. Says her friend still needs 'bucking up' or something like that after breaking up with the First Division of the USMC. That's why i brewed today's coffee. Just so you know, it's a dark roast brew that should keep you going until early next week. Just learned that today is 'Doctor's Day' (as in MD not Ph.d). This is a day that everyone should observe with due pomp and circumsicion, so to speak. For those raised in the pre-sex ed era, playing 'Doctor' was the key to anatomical awareness of the opposite gender. Tell Chesty not to cry too much. This is the only Chesty that Marines have time for. Last name Puller. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesty_Puller
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Here, here, to Dr.s Day. (raises the scalpel, popsicle stick) In remembrance of finding out I had an innie and he had an outie! OR I had a hole and he had a pole. (blushing) I was 27 before I learned that fact.  
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wow I need a drink, make it hard and strong  rough day yall
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(slides large mug of 151 proof rum with a hint of cola over to Holly) Sorry the week was so rough. Here's hoping the weekend is much, much better. Sugar, something tells me you've played 'Doctor' so often you were in danger of being arrested for malpractice. :) Back in my sportin' days, the drink I gave Holly was called a, 'Gorilla Killer.' Anyone care to join her in a quaff?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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No REV Rumple, I found out I could be a Dr. without going to school.  I'll have a tall and strong, big and bold, join Holly in a hip hip hooray, hopefully she is all done with them exams.
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Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion! 
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I'm just gonna try an stay awake for Rumps sermon this week end, thats gonna be challenge enough scooter
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Hey sugar, You get a line an I got a pole, we'll go down to the fishin hole,,,,,
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OK scooter, I'll bring the fruit bowl, and you can bring your worm.(s) 
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