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Buz
Posted: Tuesday, March 27, 2012 7:03:16 AM

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Tools? This early in the a.m.? Ughhhh....

Good Morning Y'all!!!!

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 27, 2012 8:57:08 AM

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Good pun Bat.
I brought my own tea thanks Rump. Little shot of Bushmills and we're good to go.
TopThis
Posted: Tuesday, March 27, 2012 9:13:13 AM

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Crack is addictive. Coffee please! Tall, strong, dark, creamy...you know, the usual!
sugarbabe
Posted: Tuesday, March 27, 2012 12:03:01 PM

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Good afternoon all you Lushkins, Hope you had a restful night.
I'll have the same as TopThis. sounds delicious.
scooter and his tools, bet he can't even find his hammer holder let alone a Monkey wrench.
But then again he probably doesn't look very hard. Shhh don't tell him I said that tho. evil4
Buz dear, the plumbing was on the blink, you're going to appreciate us using our tools in the a.m. when you have to go to the little boys room. Chef did you bring the crumpets too? I hear you are a baker? Oh by the way, that cookie had a nice crunch to it. Did you mix them up outside?
(bang, bang, clang and clunk) it wasn't Terrance that caused the problem, someone shoved their vibrator and old bag in the hole. And no it wasn't Coma's old lady. I need another after that sight. Pint Drunk Have a good one today!

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 27, 2012 12:27:47 PM

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Ooh I love crumpets and scones! Yum! *scurries off to the kitchen to start baking*
We'll have both in about an hour. Platters for everyone.
sugarbabe
Posted: Tuesday, March 27, 2012 1:53:05 PM

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HEY CHEF....
are these your crumpets? and scones?







sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, March 27, 2012 3:33:41 PM

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Has it been an hour? I'm more than ready to nibble on some of Chef's goodies. ;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Algol
Posted: Tuesday, March 27, 2012 5:18:32 PM

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I been waiting for years for Chef to share her goodies eat

Hi All,

Ya'll have Scooter working, Scooter say it ain't so angry7 I hope you've been out on the links, I'm getting ready for our outing.Pint Drunk

You ladies are all looking darn good as maintenance personal evil4

Shots anyone?




Algol

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 27, 2012 5:21:39 PM

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Thanks Al. Shots make me stupid. I'll stick to something calmer. Good to see you here.
Listen Rump, I've been out with a blind guy before. They have amazing hands so uh... nvmd.
Buz
Posted: Wednesday, March 28, 2012 6:06:55 AM

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Good Morning Y'all!!!! Hey! It's Personal Assistant's birthday! Happy Birthday PA!!!! Love ya!
occasion4 occasion7 occasion9 Bday1 party002 spank notworthy



Southern_Sass
Posted: Wednesday, March 28, 2012 6:15:53 AM

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coffee coffee coffee

Mornin Yall
Coffee please and keep it coming.
2 finals tomorrow... joy
here for drinks later


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, March 28, 2012 6:43:21 AM

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(slides extra-large mug of coffee and a bottle of K-Mart brand Kognac over to Holly) Hope this helps and good luck with dem finals.

Chef, 'nvmb' -- sounds like some Kremlin spy group but if it's salacious, I'll join.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:33:11 AM

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Just short cut for never mind. evil4
sugarbabe
Posted: Wednesday, March 28, 2012 11:03:02 AM

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chef, did you get a little sun burned resting out by the pool? you're looking a bit RED
Looks like it's PA turn for the spankin line up. she has been bent over and ready for a long time. evil4 Finally a day off! woohoo. send 1 down and pass them around Rumple,we are going to celebrate! occasion9 occasion7 occasion4 occasion5

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, March 28, 2012 3:40:28 PM

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Sugar, it's my understanding that on this day back in1935, the first can of beer was sold. Now that's something worth celebrating, IMHO.

Chef, 'never mind'. Ah, where is Miss Emily Latella now that we need her?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Buz
Posted: Thursday, March 29, 2012 6:11:31 AM

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Good mornin' y'all. It's Thursday! Almost Friday!




sugarbabe
Posted: Thursday, March 29, 2012 12:20:25 PM

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I would imagine we could find something everyday to celebrate!
Never need an excuse to tip a cold one.
Lets celebrate to blooming flowers,
Spring is here.
and to good friends and good sex!!
Pour Wine Pint Drunk Pour Wine Pint Drunk Pour Wine Pint Drunk
those went down smooth. Send a couple more this way.
anyone else have an idea on what we could celebrate today?


sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, March 29, 2012 6:50:41 PM

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Sugar, not sure what everyone else has been up to, but I've been celebrating the birthday of that great American and former US President, John Tyler. Yep, Old JT was one of a kind, fortunately. :)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 5:46:46 AM

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A TGIF good morningRumplators. Busty's still asleep. She was up late last night getting ready to go back to spend another weekend comforting her friend Chesty. Says her friend still needs 'bucking up' or something like that after breaking up with the First Division of the USMC.

That's why i brewed today's coffee. Just so you know, it's a dark roast brew that should keep you going until early next week.

Just learned that today is 'Doctor's Day' (as in MD not Ph.d). This is a day that everyone should observe with due pomp and circumsicion, so to speak. For those raised in the pre-sex ed era, playing 'Doctor' was the key to anatomical awareness of the opposite gender.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Southern_Sass
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 6:17:19 AM

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Hallfreakinlujah

Buz
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 6:37:13 AM

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Have a great day and better yet, have a GREAT WEEKEND!!!!



Guest
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 9:23:25 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
A TGIF good morningRumplators. Busty's still asleep. She was up late last night getting ready to go back to spend another weekend comforting her friend Chesty. Says her friend still needs 'bucking up' or something like that after breaking up with the First Division of the USMC.

That's why i brewed today's coffee. Just so you know, it's a dark roast brew that should keep you going until early next week.

Just learned that today is 'Doctor's Day' (as in MD not Ph.d). This is a day that everyone should observe with due pomp and circumsicion, so to speak. For those raised in the pre-sex ed era, playing 'Doctor' was the key to anatomical awareness of the opposite gender.

glasses8


Tell Chesty not to cry too much. This is the only Chesty that Marines have time for. Last name Puller.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesty_Puller


sugarbabe
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 12:09:57 PM

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Here, here, to Dr.s Day. (raises the scalpel, popsicle stick)
In remembrance of finding out I had an innie and he had an outie!
OR I had a hole and he had a pole. (blushing)
I was 27 before I learned that fact.
book d'oh! evil4 coffee

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Southern_Sass
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 1:27:22 PM

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evil4 wow

I need a drink, make it hard and strongEmbarassed

rough day yall

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 2:06:27 PM

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(slides large mug of 151 proof rum with a hint of cola over to Holly) Sorry the week was so rough. Here's hoping the weekend is much, much better.

Sugar, something tells me you've played 'Doctor' so often you were in danger of being arrested for malpractice. :)

Back in my sportin' days, the drink I gave Holly was called a, 'Gorilla Killer.' Anyone care to join her in a quaff?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
sugarbabe
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 2:24:02 PM

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No REV Rumple, I found out I could be a Dr. without going to school. angel7
I'll have a tall and strong, big and bold,
join Holly in a hip hip hooray, hopefully she is all done with them exams.
Pint Drunk

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


bat
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 2:36:49 PM

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Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



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scooter
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 8:58:49 PM

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I'm just gonna try an stay awake for Rumps sermon this week end, thats gonna be challenge enough

scooter
Pint Drunk
scooter
Posted: Saturday, March 31, 2012 8:18:47 AM

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Hey sugar,
You get a line an I got a pole,
we'll go down to the fishin hole,,,,,evil4
sugarbabe
Posted: Saturday, March 31, 2012 1:04:23 PM

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OK scooter, I'll bring the fruit bowl, and you can bring your worm.(s)



sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


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