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here it is; find something about my avatar and make fun on it make a joke.
show me ur skill of sarcasm!. but.....it must be subtile and smart nothing nasty...... and the next avatar will do it on you!.
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Well for starters work hard and then play harder. I want these boards nailed in place, dry wall up, taped and first coat of dry wall mud on. Tomorrow when you get here sand it and add the next coat and then only then can you take pictures of your handy work! 
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it 
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Good one Sug. 
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Your chefs uniform does not meet county code: You have no hair net, the fluff around the sleeves are a bacteria trap and the sequins (sparkly thingies) are likely to fall into the food. Disrobe immediately!
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For you? Anything Shibui. Now stop chewing on that couch before I get a rolled up newspaper and spank! 
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Chef, didn't they explain to you in cooking school you always wear an apron so you have a place to wipe your hands?
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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I've got that black dress you're wearing for that. See my flour hand prints on it in just the right places?
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Location: northeast, United States
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she would squirt fire if you uncrossed her legs! FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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DID YOUR MOTHER NEVER LET YOU PLAY WITH LEGOS, OR LINCLON LOGS OR ERECTOR SETS ? THAT LOOKS LIKE A RAY CHARLES JOB.
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Location: northeast, United States
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you need to mark those trees cause you could be lost in them woods for along time!
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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Location: Here, Bulgaria
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you are married with bucks bunny and secretly inlove with donald ducks!!!!????....no?
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