Welcome Guest Search | Active Topics | Members | Log In | Register

Has anyone ever found your sex toys? Options · View
xXshunikaXx
Posted: Wednesday, April 04, 2012 6:02:30 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 6/30/2011
Posts: 95
Location: Ireland
ky So this morning I went into my parents room to get my passport out of their closet where they keep them to be safe and a box feel off the shelf when I was taking down the box with the passports in it. Their was condoms, vibrators, dildos and lube in it. So I know it's normal that adults have sex toys and that, but it got me thinking, have your parents, siblings, friends, children ever found yours? javascript:insertsmiley('ky ','/forum/images/emoticons/ky.gif')
perkynipples
Posted: Wednesday, April 04, 2012 10:00:35 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 12/13/2011
Posts: 360
Location: Pittsburgh, United States
* Edited by Admin. Please refer to the terms

Bunker Love
My Dream my latest stopry
sugarbabe
Posted: Wednesday, April 04, 2012 11:46:40 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 9/30/2010
Posts: 691
Location: northeast, United States
If they did they never told me. But I worked cleaning motel rooms back in the days, and I found a dildo under the bed. It was the first one I had ever seen! I was dumbfounded. I wondered what they needed that for??? dontknow I know now! evil4

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


MMonroe
Posted: Thursday, April 05, 2012 4:12:12 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/10/2009
Posts: 1,891
Location: United Kingdom
Well i think my roommates did once but they never said anything. I got home from uni once and found they had nicked my lightbulb from my room and made a little treasure trail of notes to find it. It was quite fun until i found it in my bedside cabinet right next to my condoms, lube, and little bullet vibe. They must have seen it if they had put it in there!



*Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?*



Guest
Posted: Friday, April 06, 2012 12:20:23 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,343
Yup my older brother has and he's teased me about it. But I've got shit on him so he can't really push it too far.
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 06, 2012 1:46:53 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,343
Yea my younger brother found one of mine by accident. It was about a year ago or so and even though he knew what it was, he was totally shocked and embarassed to have found one that belonged to his sister of all people lol.
LauraJ
Posted: Friday, April 06, 2012 2:33:06 AM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 5/28/2011
Posts: 12
Location: Egham, United Kingdom
Well I inherited a lot of sex toys from my older sister. Before she went off to university she'd work in a sex toy shop over her gap year and had amassed quite a collection, so after I found her stash, she left me quite a few. But my toys were found by my younger sister (cyclical!) as well as by my roommate in Uni. She'd never seen one before, so I insisted we go shopping to correct this tragic mistake.

- LauraJ -
Fugly
Posted: Friday, April 06, 2012 4:14:05 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 9/11/2010
Posts: 1,007
Just a friendly reminder

Please keep in mind in discussions such as this, that all ages must be over the age 18 in the forum areas, otherwise unfortunately they will be deleted. Thank you
ncleigh2010
Posted: Sunday, April 08, 2012 1:10:36 AM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 11/29/2011
Posts: 80
Location: Charlotte, United States
yes worst case was when my mom found a strapon I had left attached to a stuffed animal was reallyyyyyyyyyyyyy embaresing even though she didn't say anything about it
Jack_42
Posted: Sunday, April 08, 2012 7:25:21 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 8/21/2009
Posts: 978
Location: Prague, Czech Republic
No but I have hidden one in my picnic basket and must not forget where it is. (It also doesn't work very well - I think sex toys are more successful regarding girls than men).
Budlee
Posted: Saturday, September 08, 2012 6:40:54 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 7/24/2012
Posts: 1,295
Location: Central NJ, United States
Recently, I actually showed my visiting sister our collection and how Master and I arranged them. She was with her bf at the time. I had to leave for work and they was leaving later in the day. I know they were intrigued and hope they took advantage of some our our toys when I left. Was fun showing them the toys. Master even had me show them my nipple piercing.
BelleduJour
Posted: Saturday, September 08, 2012 7:00:46 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 11/13/2011
Posts: 1,508
Location: Canada
Lol, YES! There were two very embarassing times...

1. My 13 year old son found one. I share custody with my ex so my son is with me half the time. When he's not with me, I tend to have alot of playtime and not worry about having to hide my toys. On this particular day, something in our schedule changed and my son was dropped off at my place while I was at work and I didn't know about it until he had been there for a couple of hours already. It figures that the night before, I not only had a couple of toys out on my bed and sidetable but I had some inappropriate reading/viewing material as well! When I realized he was there, I went into serious panic mode, dropped everything at work and flew home. Needless to say, we had to have a very serious and insanely awkward heart-heart chat that afternoon about mom's needs - UGH! Something I never want to do again!

2. I was travelling and decided to take one of my vibes with me. As silly as this sounds, I thought if I hid the vibe...wrap it up and stuff it in to a pair of runners, that it would go unnoticed. I mean, why would they need to pull it out and see it?? Well, they did. They not only opened my luggage but literally went diving for that damn vibe in front of everyone waiting in line. Of course it was two very handsome security guards doing the searching and they looked like they were having WAY too much fun with it. I was initially very humiliated but then realized..who the f**k cares? Enjoy horny bastards, lol.

CenterLine
Posted: Saturday, September 08, 2012 1:11:33 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 7/19/2012
Posts: 541
Location: Tallest room of my tower, United States
Yep. In high school and the early parts of college (when I lived at home) I kept my sex toys in front of the secret compartment I built in my desk for hiding my varying party supplies - booze and... whatnot - just in case they got too close. Funny enough, I never got caught with a single party related object... unless you count the toys themselves, but I doubt that part was too self-explanatory.
candyflossbaby
Posted: Saturday, September 08, 2012 2:01:17 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 7/26/2012
Posts: 230
Location: United Kingdom
Don't think anyone's ever found mine but I have found one belonging to my mother before :O

Just your friendly neighbourhood....erm.....ashleigh i guess :P
Nikki703
Posted: Saturday, September 08, 2012 3:30:17 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 8/7/2009
Posts: 12,329
Location: The Other Side Of The Mirror
ncleigh2010 wrote:
yes worst case was when my mom found a strapon I had left attached to a stuffed animal was reallyyyyyyyyyyyyy embaresing even though she didn't say anything about it


This sounds like an interesting story!! HAHA

One of my daughters found mine once. It was a little embarrassing but she seemed to know something about whet they were for.

Also, I thought the minimum age to be mentioned in forums was 16. Can someone please verify the actual age. Thanks
naughtyannie
Posted: Saturday, September 08, 2012 3:39:20 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 6/8/2011
Posts: 1,336
Location: London, United Kingdom
I found my mum's vibrator in her bedside cupboard. It wasn't exactly hidden either - right in full view when I opened the drawer! And I knew exactly what it was for...

Click on the link below to visit my profile page, for award-winning filthy stories and arousing pics. Go on, it's just one click.

You know you want to...

http://www.lushstories.com/naughtyannie

You don't know what you're missing 'til you try it
MoonlightSerenity
Posted: Saturday, September 08, 2012 3:53:31 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/7/2012
Posts: 853
Location: United Kingdom
My mother found my lube once, but never toys so far.....

Teased and Tormented -My very first story and competition entry is now up!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 08, 2012 4:39:52 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,343
Yes.. I blushed for a week. Son and his friend we helping more us... OPPS I got batteries for Xmas
Americanheart
Posted: Saturday, September 08, 2012 4:41:04 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 8,733
Location: In his arms, United States
one of my ex friends found my toys

Locksley
Posted: Saturday, September 08, 2012 8:30:48 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 4/11/2011
Posts: 84
Not really a found toy story but-

Friends of ours were moving across the country. On the day of the move, I gave the movers a medium sized box to put on the truck. When they got to their destination in California a few days later, the box was removed and the movers in California asked my friend where she wanted the box marked "SEX TOYS"

She told them the bedroom.

<a href="http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/in-the-dark.aspx"><img src="http://upload.lushstories.com/578-in the dark3.jpg" /></a>
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 08, 2012 8:58:33 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,343
Yes but it's not like I hide them that much...lol. Often they are just on top of my nightstand.
AnnieLuvsToFu
Posted: Saturday, September 08, 2012 9:24:37 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 8/28/2011
Posts: 160
Location: United States
Yes.... :)
curiosziti
Posted: Sunday, September 09, 2012 1:12:28 AM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 5/7/2010
Posts: 38
yikes! will take note of this. lol. though i doubt i'll have an issue, since my toy is my harmless looking hairbrush.


BelleduJour wrote:

2. I was travelling and decided to take one of my vibes with me. As silly as this sounds, I thought if I hid the vibe...wrap it up and stuff it in to a pair of runners, that it would go unnoticed. I mean, why would they need to pull it out and see it?? Well, they did. They not only opened my luggage but literally went diving for that damn vibe in front of everyone waiting in line. Of course it was two very handsome security guards doing the searching and they looked like they were having WAY too much fun with it. I was initially very humiliated but then realized..who the f**k cares? Enjoy horny bastards, lol.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 09, 2012 1:56:23 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,343
Yes... Shamefully i had woken up from a long night of using my 8 inch purple vibrating dildo on myself. I was fully naked under my white robe only covering one breast and down there by a sleeve. My dildo was laying beside me and my door was cracked open. I guess i had passed out. I got up and realized my mom must have come in my room that morning and cleaned up. My clothes weren't all over the floor anymore and there was a freshly washed load of laundry folded at the end of my bed. I got up, put clothes on and went down stairs. My mom was washing dishes. When she heard me, she looked at me, giggled and turned back to the dishes. That entire day was soooo awkward. Finally she stopped me and said, "Stop acting so weird. It's not a big deal!" I was relieved. It could have been SO much worse. Lol
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 09, 2012 2:29:40 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,343
Yes, sigh. We usually keep our toys in a locked case in our bedroom. However, I guess I had forgotten to put it away the night before. That morning my daughter came in our bedroom and picked up my Lelo from the nightstand asking what it was. I told her it was a massager. She is only 11 so she bought it. My husband and I cracked up when she then held it up to her neck and turned it on. Mind you, it was not so funny when a couple of years ago she found my Karma Sutra Honey Dust and decided it was "smelly sparely stuff" and used the whole $45 pouch on herself and her dolls.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 09, 2012 2:30:13 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,343
Yes, sigh. We usually keep our toys in a locked case in our bedroom. However, I guess I had forgotten to put it away the night before. That morning my daughter came in our bedroom and picked up my Lelo from the nightstand asking what it was. I told her it was a massager. She is only 11 so she bought it. My husband and I cracked up when she then held it up to her neck and turned it on. Mind you, it was not so funny when a couple of years ago she found my Karma Sutra Honey Dust and decided it was "smelly sparkely stuff" and used the whole $45 pouch on herself and her dolls.
simplyjohn
Posted: Sunday, September 09, 2012 2:43:33 AM

Rank: Chat Moderator

Joined: 11/24/2011
Posts: 4,664
Location: Woking, United Kingdom
What sex toys ?? damn am I missing out on something or what !!
blazestcyr
Posted: Sunday, September 09, 2012 3:36:44 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 10/19/2011
Posts: 737
Location: where bugs die
omg yes my daughter & her friend....luckily they had no idea what it was...ohhh what a bad horrifying...moment
chgolf
Posted: Sunday, September 09, 2012 3:53:35 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/6/2012
Posts: 1,550
Location: United Kingdom
luckily enough No ;0P x
AbigailThornton
Posted: Sunday, September 09, 2012 4:08:34 AM

Rank: Story Verifier

Joined: 7/8/2012
Posts: 643
Location: The naughty little world inside my head, United Ki
Not that I know of. However, I have stumbled across a couple in my time: I was helping to make the beds at my friend's house once - she had to finish her chores before she was allowed out. Her parent's bed had an 8-inch white dildo on one side and a couple of porn magazines on the other. They were old European mags and the centrefold had a caption "Not there, please not there!" in various languages.

When I was at Uni, one of my housemates left a dildo suckered to the bottom of the bath once. It was a bit awkward as I didn't know who it belonged to... in the end I just asked if anyone had 'lost anything' in the bathroom.

But the best one was a friend of a friend who went on a gap year. Her parents decided to decorate her room while she was away which led to a panicky email guiding my friend to her stash of sex toys. She told her to take a rucksack... and she needed to!! There were some very big toys for such a petite girl.

Users browsing this topic
Guest 


Forum Jump
You cannot post new topics in this forum.
You cannot reply to topics in this forum.
You cannot delete your posts in this forum.
You cannot edit your posts in this forum.
You cannot create polls in this forum.
You cannot vote in polls in this forum.

Main Forum RSS : RSS

Powered by Yet Another Forum.net version 1.9.1.6 (NET v4.0) - 11/14/2007
Copyright © 2003-2006 Yet Another Forum.net. All rights reserved.