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Joined: 1/1/2011
Posts: 373
Location: Planet Earth, Canada
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Ladies...
Let us men know how pathetic we can be at attempting to pick you up...
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Joined: 11/30/2006
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I work as a medical professional and the worst pick-up line I have ever gotten was at the hospital when a patient said: "I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away." Or then there is the notorious "Do you wash your pants with Windex? Because I can totally see myself in them." I however like pick-up lines, it's weird I know, but I think they are funny. It shows a sense of humor.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
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Nice to meet you Mrs. Right. I'm Mr. right.... Fail.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/27/2010
Posts: 163
Location: Somewhere, United States
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"Nice boots. Wanna fuck?"
Well, it's more of a joke in certain circles but it based off an actual line.
P.S. If you get it, then you hang out in the same circles I do :)
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Rank: Cum Enthusiast
Joined: 8/23/2010
Posts: 2,164
Location: It's a secret, United States
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"Nice lips, they'd look really good wrapped around my cock"  I had no response to that LOL.. just walked away
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Joined: 9/10/2011
Posts: 15
Location: Minneapolis, United States
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Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes.
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