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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 2/9/2012
Posts: 57
Location: United States
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/4/2010
Posts: 5,582
Location: Alabama, United States
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Her womanly duties. Laundry, dishes, cook, polish knob, vacuum. The usual.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/15/2010
Posts: 2,129
Location: United States
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SHUT UP!!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/16/2010
Posts: 3,018
Location: Nican Tlaca, Mexico
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NatureBoy wrote:SHUT UP!!! Haha... so true! keep the toilet seat down
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Joined: 5/21/2011
Posts: 121
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Let me sleep. Just one time...JUST LET ME SLEEP!
If you ignore beauty, you will soon find yourself without it.................Frank Lloyd Wright
I always practice obedience, when it's in my best interest.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/24/2010
Posts: 2,667
Location: Ohio
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Bring home her prettiest girl friends, take off all their clothes, and jump in a pile 
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 10/2/2011
Posts: 29
Location: NYC, United States
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roll up a blunt.
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 1/14/2010
Posts: 68
Location: so close you can touch me, Canada
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fuck one of her girlfriends
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/30/2010
Posts: 691
Location: northeast, United States
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get me my coffee when I arise. bring home a hot guy from the golf coarse. 
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it 
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
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Put things away when she has finished with them!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
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Sorry DP - Double post!
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 7/1/2011
Posts: 34
Location: United States
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Have the coffee made before I get up!! Stop reminding him to put the toilet seat down~~
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Rank: Chat Moderator
Joined: 11/6/2011
Posts: 995
Location: Sydney, Australia
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1CuteMedic4U wrote:Have the coffee made before I get up!! Stop reminding him to put the toilet seat down~~ C'mon Trace. Why should the guy to be the one to touch the seat...  
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/11/2011
Posts: 582
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Decide whats for dinner..."oh i will eat anything".....will you?? really?? how about steak?... "no"...my point exactly :D
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/7/2009
Posts: 396
Location: Australia
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Pick up the toilet seat when pissing and putting it back down -__-
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
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cook dinner
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Rank: Brawling Berserker
Joined: 2/12/2012
Posts: 1,329
Location: Not on your radar, Norway
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Put the toiletseat up. Relationships are a two way street...
An entry for the humour competition! I has it!
Now you can read stuff that's like.. all funny and hillarious and amusing!Choking the Blue Snake!!
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 4/15/2011
Posts: 3,825
Location: Gainesville, United States
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listen to my side...just one GD time!
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
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Take her toiletries home with her and stop cluttering up my bathroom with women products.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/10/2011
Posts: 587
Location: The Great White North
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deep throat me ;) <veg> 
For my more edgy, stories and achives check out my secret directory; Secret Directory and Story Archives
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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 3/17/2012
Posts: 9
Location: Perth, Australia
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Wake me up in the middle of the night with my cock in her mouth
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/30/2011
Posts: 1,895
Location: United States
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chefkathleen wrote:cook dinner I don't do much cooking...but I DO do the dishes Does THAT count for anything??  Rick
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
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Lick it like you're hungry while I smell the dinner you cooked, cause I'm hungry. Tomorrow, it's your turn.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/14/2011
Posts: 380
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/29/2012
Posts: 533
Location: Fl, United States
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when I'm doing something don't tell me how to do it
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