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MrNudiePants wrote:
My first thought was, "Do I get to pick who I get the blowjob from?" Upon closer examination, I decided to keep my house...
Good call, turns out third from the right is the free blowjob department.
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They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine...
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Here...anyone looking for more tattoo ideas? Raise your hand...
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Haha That was hiliarous. ^ ^ What do you think of this suggestion for Mother's day?  Would you get your mother a novel which has erotic "BDSM" in it?
Axl - Take a look at our piercing menu. Daria - I don't think that's how you spell "uvula." Axl - That's not "uvula." From: "Daria" episode "Pierce Me"
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 What, exactly, was Eve doing before the snake distracted her?
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Oh now that's funny!  
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 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
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Oh dear...
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She's a squirter! I saw this today in a garden centre, and I literally thought, "WTF?"
I also saw these cracks in the road at my bus stop and couldn't stop sniggering. Okay, it's probably just me, but...
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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Teased and Tormented -My very first story and competition entry is now up!
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When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Doh! He probably should have gone to a new dentist! lmao  A jilted dentist who pulled out all her boyfriend's teeth after he dumped her for another woman is facing three years in jail in Wroclaw, Poland. Anna Mackowiak, 34, was astonished when just days after breaking up with her, Marek Olszewski, 45, turned up at her surgery complaining of tooth ache. " I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions... "But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a bastard' and decided to take all his teeth out," she admitted.
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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WellMadeMale wrote:Freedom Flask Demo This would be really useful for smuggling liquor into sports grounds. They forbid taking your own to games in the UK and then sell beer at inflated prices.
News of ALL my novels (and where to get free copies) on charmbrights.webs.com/novels.htm.
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The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
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The best thing you can do for your fellow,
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to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Teased and Tormented -My very first story and competition entry is now up!
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