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Playmale
Posted: Thursday, April 19, 2012 10:05:41 PM

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MrNudiePants wrote:


My first thought was, "Do I get to pick who I get the blowjob from?" Upon closer examination, I decided to keep my house...


Good call, turns out third from the right is the free blowjob department.
Java
Posted: Saturday, April 21, 2012 10:31:39 AM

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Joined: 12/19/2009
Posts: 1,785
Location: the Island of Misfit Toys



latinfoxy
Posted: Saturday, April 21, 2012 10:39:07 AM

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, April 22, 2012 2:39:34 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

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Posts: 5,718
Location: Right here on Lush Stories...
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Sirene_Jaune
Posted: Monday, April 23, 2012 4:41:30 AM

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Location: In my mind, Australia
Haha That was hiliarous. ^ ^

What do you think of this suggestion for Mother's day?




Would you get your mother a novel which has erotic "BDSM" in it?

Axl - Take a look at our piercing menu.

Daria - I don't think that's how you spell "uvula."

Axl - That's not "uvula."

From: "Daria" episode "Pierce Me"
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 23, 2012 6:56:58 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
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Guest
Posted: Monday, April 23, 2012 9:13:59 AM

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charmbrights
Posted: Monday, April 23, 2012 11:16:39 AM

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Joined: 9/2/2011
Posts: 192
Location: Tirphil, United Kingdom


What, exactly, was Eve doing before the snake distracted her?


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Guest
Posted: Monday, April 23, 2012 3:40:17 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,130
Oh now that's funny!evil4 evil5
WellMadeMale
Posted: Monday, April 23, 2012 5:34:44 PM

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Posts: 10,212
Location: Cakeland, United States




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WickedShads
Posted: Tuesday, April 24, 2012 4:33:02 PM

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Joined: 2/26/2009
Posts: 1,195
Location: Pennsylvania, United States


"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
Naughty_Magician
Posted: Tuesday, April 24, 2012 4:54:14 PM

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Posts: 1,800
Location: Sublime Heights, Germany






Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
Naughty_Magician
Posted: Tuesday, April 24, 2012 4:55:48 PM

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Location: Sublime Heights, Germany









Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, April 24, 2012 9:39:21 PM

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Posts: 5,718
Location: Right here on Lush Stories...
Oh dear...




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Shylass
Posted: Friday, April 27, 2012 12:48:38 PM

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Joined: 1/6/2012
Posts: 3,591
Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
She's a squirter! I saw this today in a garden centre, and I literally thought, "WTF?"









I also saw these cracks in the road at my bus stop and couldn't stop sniggering. Okay, it's probably just me, but...




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WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, April 27, 2012 8:09:24 PM

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Location: Cakeland, United States


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latinfoxy
Posted: Sunday, April 29, 2012 8:56:18 PM

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WickedShads
Posted: Monday, April 30, 2012 11:58:09 AM

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Posts: 1,195
Location: Pennsylvania, United States



"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
cathyrohan
Posted: Monday, April 30, 2012 3:33:48 PM

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Joined: 11/9/2011
Posts: 320








"I find that a duck's opinion of me is largely influenced by whether or not I have bread". - Mitch Hedberg
MoonlightSerenity
Posted: Tuesday, May 01, 2012 2:54:21 AM

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Location: United Kingdom


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lafayettemister
Posted: Tuesday, May 01, 2012 9:55:47 AM

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Location: Alabama, United States






When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, May 02, 2012 1:07:53 PM

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WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, May 02, 2012 1:44:20 PM

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Location: Cakeland, United States
Doh! He probably should have gone to a new dentist! lmao



A jilted dentist who pulled out all her boyfriend's teeth after he dumped her for another woman is facing three years in jail in Wroclaw, Poland.

Anna Mackowiak, 34, was astonished when just days after breaking up with her, Marek Olszewski, 45, turned up at her surgery complaining of tooth ache.

"I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions...

"But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a bastard' and decided to take all his teeth out," she admitted.

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WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, May 02, 2012 2:22:53 PM

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charmbrights
Posted: Thursday, May 03, 2012 2:05:31 AM

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Joined: 9/2/2011
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Location: Tirphil, United Kingdom
WellMadeMale wrote:
Freedom Flask Demo

This would be really useful for smuggling liquor into sports grounds. They forbid taking your own to games in the UK and then sell beer at inflated prices.

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WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, May 05, 2012 8:44:36 AM

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Naughty_Magician
Posted: Saturday, May 05, 2012 3:29:23 PM

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Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
WellMadeMale
Posted: Monday, May 07, 2012 11:39:18 AM

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MoonlightSerenity
Posted: Tuesday, May 08, 2012 8:04:20 AM

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Teased and Tormented -My very first story and competition entry is now up!
1curiouscat
Posted: Thursday, May 10, 2012 6:38:53 AM

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