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ChrizC
Posted: Wednesday, April 25, 2012 3:03:16 PM

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Hi guys,

I'm kinda new to the forum, so I'm not sure on the rules of posting naughty pictures, so I'll save the pictures until someone says I'm okay to post them...

but, I've always had a problem with my penis size. I'm constantly convinced that I'm tiny, and unimpressive. My girlfriend seems to enjoy our sex, but she's quite short and a small build.

I'm 18, and I measure up at about 5 inches long, and 1.5 inches thick... is this boring?
Michael
Posted: Wednesday, April 25, 2012 3:09:17 PM

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Chriz.... I don't think this is a question for the 'guys'... You might want to post it in the 'Ask the Gals' section...

But... welcome to Lushdontknow

ChrizC
Posted: Wednesday, April 25, 2012 3:10:15 PM

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FtLMale wrote:
Chriz.... I don't think this is a question for the 'guys'... You might want to post it in the 'Ask the Gals' section...

But... welcome to Lushdontknow

I thought this was the generic advice forum?
crazydiamond
Posted: Wednesday, April 25, 2012 3:12:09 PM

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ChrizC wrote:
Hi guys,

I'm kinda new to the forum, so I'm not sure on the rules of posting naughty pictures, so I'll save the pictures until someone says I'm okay to post them...


Just so you know, you cannot post any forum pics until you've made 20 posts. Otherwise it won't work. :) welcome.

Dudealicious
Posted: Wednesday, April 25, 2012 11:30:14 PM

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ChrizC wrote:
Hi guys,

I'm kinda new to the forum, so I'm not sure on the rules of posting naughty pictures, so I'll save the pictures until someone says I'm okay to post them...

but, I've always had a problem with my penis size. I'm constantly convinced that I'm tiny, and unimpressive. My girlfriend seems to enjoy our sex, but she's quite short and a small build.

I'm 18, and I measure up at about 5 inches long, and 1.5 inches thick... is this boring?


Umm I have a problem with this post on a few levels. If you have an "unimpressive cock size" why would you out yourself. Then to further ask if it's boring? What kind of answers are you looking for? Really curious of what your expectations are.


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nicola
Posted: Thursday, April 26, 2012 12:25:02 AM

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What you're basically asking is does size matter, when that size is 5"? Correct?

It has nothing to do with being boring or not. People can be boring, penises are usually fun, whatever their size (within limits...).
Buz
Posted: Thursday, April 26, 2012 7:58:58 AM

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Learn to work that tongue. There are other things you can do when penetration isn't quite getting it. A lot clitoral stimulation. I am sure your girlfriend will be happy to suggest things, just ask. She'll probably be very happy that you care to ask.

MMonroe
Posted: Thursday, April 26, 2012 10:48:15 AM

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If you sit there and whinge about how its 'boring' then yes its going to be boring. But if you want to pleasure your gf/whoever then put some effort in, learn to touch, stroke, kiss her all over, you'll make her feel much more amazing that way then simply pounding her with a 7" cock... which on its own is not that pleasurable. Lots of clitoral stimulation, kissing, groping, etc all over if a winner, and as Buz said, learn to use your tongue.



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naughtiestmommy
Posted: Thursday, April 26, 2012 3:42:42 PM

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ChrizC, not all women can handle big horsey-sized shafting, anyhow. For example, I have a tilted cervix, which is not entirely uncommon. Anything above six, and you can forget about doggy style. There are just some occasions that even missionary hurts, even with 6.

Don't worry about the number. Besides, you are 18. You never know what can happen in the next four years. My stepson grew four or five inches his sophomore year in college, and I am betting more grew than his height. But even if not, treat a woman well, learn to please her, but don't take any shit. You are great as you are, and a good woman will appreciate that and help you to learn how to please her. :)

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Naughty_Magician
Posted: Thursday, April 26, 2012 3:55:08 PM

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naughtiestmommy wrote:
My stepson grew four or five inches his sophomore year in college, and I am betting more grew than his height.


And you know that how? evil4

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HelenCath
Posted: Thursday, April 26, 2012 4:07:11 PM

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if she is still your g/f then she doesn't think you are 'boring', yet, but I agree with the others, there is so much more to sex than just penis size - work on that and you may become 'impressive'!
Fugly
Posted: Friday, April 27, 2012 1:55:29 AM

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ChrizC wrote:


I'm 18, and I measure up at about 5 inches long, and 1.5 inches thick... is this boring?


Unless she is falling asleep or reading the latest edition of Cleo during the deed, or unless you are a hopeless fuck, I can't see where or why size matters and if it's boring???. If you are really, really concerned, you could always buy a strap-on that has a hallow dildo that will add inches on top of yours Big Hugs
naughtiestmommy
Posted: Friday, April 27, 2012 2:01:50 AM

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Naughty_Magician wrote:


And you know that how? evil4


Because I'm married to his FATHER lol.

And yeah, my step son is hot as shit, but he's also so smart ,
really funny and fun to hang around with, and one of the nicest guys I know. He's a lot like his dad, which makes me luckier than I can even say.

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Catnip
Posted: Friday, April 27, 2012 8:59:30 AM

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nicola wrote:
People can be boring, penises are usually fun, whatever their size (within limits...).

And if the penis is boring one can always put on a superman cape and it's all fun again.


lildifferent
Posted: Sunday, April 29, 2012 5:55:25 AM

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If you will learn, and some guys never figure this out, to take your time, make her cum first, it won't really matter. Knew a guy from a swingers club that had just over 4", completely hard. And he had women all over him. According to the ladies, he could eat pussy better than anyone they had ever met.
clum
Posted: Sunday, April 29, 2012 11:58:48 AM

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Bored.

Also, you mentioned something about posting naughty pictures. Please read THIS THREAD before doing so.

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Ruthie
Posted: Sunday, April 29, 2012 1:55:44 PM

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It's not the size of a man, it's how well he eats pussy. Everyone knows that.
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Posted: Tuesday, May 01, 2012 5:55:22 PM

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It's not about how big you are, it's about how good of a fuck you are. Some girls are wrapped up in themselves and will turn you down based on size, but whomever is willing to look past that will be in for a treat I am sure. You are average size, believe it or not.

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gingerluv
Posted: Tuesday, May 01, 2012 8:58:09 PM

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Your size is in the average range. And average size, for me, is the best size. they have more versatility! I won't choke on an average sized cock, and an average sized cock will gain admittance to my ass, whereas, a larger one is out of the question. But as the others have said, ask her what she likes and use that tongue! If you do that, you will both be happy.
ramrod32784
Posted: Wednesday, August 15, 2012 8:22:44 PM

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If your girl doesn't have a problem with it don't worry be happy
stelmaria
Posted: Wednesday, August 15, 2012 8:47:52 PM

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CosmoJones22
Posted: Wednesday, August 15, 2012 9:07:42 PM

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Try painting red racing stripes up the length of it. This adds the illusion of length, plus it can NEVER be confused as boring.
nicola
Posted: Wednesday, August 15, 2012 9:28:02 PM

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stelmaria wrote:
It's not about how deep you fish. It's how you wiggle your worm.


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sprite
Posted: Wednesday, August 15, 2012 9:30:32 PM

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CosmoJones22 wrote:
Try painting red racing stripes up the length of it. This adds the illusion of length, plus it can NEVER be confused as boring.


should add wheels too, and a V6!

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Frank
Posted: Wednesday, August 15, 2012 9:49:30 PM

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nicola wrote:
What you're basically asking is does size matter, when that size is 5"? Correct?

It has nothing to do with being boring or not. People can be boring, penises are usually fun, whatever their size (within limits...).






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blazestcyr
Posted: Thursday, August 16, 2012 11:33:11 AM

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am going to be just a bit mean here..so please take it ...for what it is

i hate it when a girl ask if she is too fat..99.9 % it is some skinny chick who is insecure with THEIR looks

so when a guy posts about his dick size it is clearly...a bid for "oh you are good"..".it is fine"...just like with the ladies...me i tell them they ARE fat, if they ask that stpid question & they are a size zero


what i am trying to say sweetie.. as u are 18... & POSSIBLY insecure about yourself

u got what u got...guys..period

size will not make a difference if you give your lover ALL the orgasms she craves

love what u got people..it is WHAT do with it that counts...
seatown
Posted: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 11:33:52 AM

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good answer blaze
cheeseball
Posted: Thursday, January 31, 2013 7:41:10 PM

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To use another fishing analogy....It's not the rod, it's the fisherman. I'm not that big either, but if you are a good listener and observer you can pretty much read your partners reaction to what you are doing and do all you can to drive her absolutely crazy. Just take your time and put her needs first and she'll do anything she can for you.
CBRgirl
Posted: Saturday, November 09, 2013 11:53:37 AM

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Hell, even if you had no penis, you could still be a damn good fuck.....just ask all of us lesbians out there!!!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, November 10, 2013 5:59:09 AM

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As others have said, the size of the penis isn't really the most important thing. It IS important to some degree though. But only within an acceptable norm of size ranges, and in what works best for the other person. Some women can't handle large cocks. Some women are just not satisfied with smaller ones. But MOST people are perfectly satisfied with the NORMAL ranges of sizes. And 5 inches is enough... more so if OTHER things are right as well.

Same as nice breasts or a great looking pussy. A woman can have great breasts and outstanding pussy, but her body may not be what a guy likes. Or her face might not be what a particular person likes. OR she just may be a nasty person, who happens to have great tits and pussy, or even fantastic ass. MOST people don't get attracted to one feature of another person, nor base their desire on that.

If a guy has an outstanding penis and it looks great in a picture, but he is an asshole, has a nasty body or face, etc. in reality most women would NOT simply fuck him or "get off" because he had a great cock. It does not work that way. Sex and orgasms are as much (if not more) mental as they are physical. Capture her mind and turn her on BEFORE you even bring your cock into the mix, and chance are (as long as, like I said, you are within a biological norm) you will be more than fine.

Cocks are not boring, PEOPLE are. And a cock is not a good lover, PEOPLE are... or are not.
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