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I came accross this interesting book the other day.... I am guilty, to start with:)
A Panda walks into a Café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
“Why?” asks the confused waiter, as the Panda makes toward the exit. The Panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
“I am a Panda,” he says, at the door. “Look it up.”
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
“PANDA. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”
Should we all not brush up on our punctuation?
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Mazz just recommended this book to me.  She thought it was very funny. I joke with a few Lush friends about punctuation and grammar on here, because I guess I'm just a nerd.  
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I can fully understand. I bet that guy is dyslexic.  Great post!
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punctuation test:
that that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Let's eat, grandma! - The Waltons Let's eat grandma! - Sawney Bean
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Just in case you need another reminder why commas are important...
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Just in case you need another reminder why commas are important...
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
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 yes, spelling IS important...
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Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
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Awesome! 
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@Wildcat, do they really mean that on that church sign, or is there a misspelling that I'm missing?
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@Mazza, just got the "cococunt" one... that's funny.
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