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joekc
Posted: Wednesday, February 29, 2012 10:30:34 AM

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egg water boil..............
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 29, 2012 12:07:36 PM

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This made me laugh. ^
VanGogh
Posted: Wednesday, February 29, 2012 7:55:57 PM

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definitely YUMMY! (sited: http://www.theawl.com/2011/09/crack-brownies)

CRACKED BROWNIES (not crack brownies!! lol)

Turn your oven to 350 degrees.

In a 3- or 4-quart saucepan, melt a stick-and-a-half of butter with 2 ounces of unsweetened chocolate. Since these are The Best Ever Brownies you should use the highest-quality chocolate (and butter!) that you can find, though I’ll whisper to you behind my hand that a batch I made using Baker’s, which is basically the Alpo of the unsweetened chocolate world, was met with oohs and aahs and a whole lot of paws surreptitiously darting toward the plate for just one more, I swear this is my last one OH MY GOD I CAN’T STOP WHAT IS IN THESE THINGS?!?

Once those two things are melted, turn the heat off and move the pot to a cold burner to let it cool down for a spell.

Now stir in the following things:

A heaping ¼ cup of cocoa powder
2 cups of sugar
3 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla
1 cup flour

When that’s all nicely mixed, pour the batter into a 8”x8” square pan that you’ve lined with greased foil such that the foil drapes over the edges of the pan.

That’s pretty much it, except for the secret part. The crack part. Have you guessed yet what it is?

It is salt.

But not just any salt. Maldon salt. Himalayan pink salt also works, as does Sel Gris. Kosher salt does not work; neither does table salt. You need rocks, Jenny from the block. About a teaspoon of ‘em, but kind of eyeball it, giving the top of the brownie batter a pretty good coating with the stuff. Once you’ve done that, put the pan in the oven, let everything bake for 30-35 minutes before cooling for one hour at room temperature, followed by one hour in the refrigerator. Cut them into 16ths.

Have you ever wondered what your friends look and sound like when they orgasm? Because fair warning: you’ll find out, and you should know that before you trot these babies out because it’s actually a really disturbing thing to know. (The silent ones freak me out the most.)



A Milf series combined with Office Sex *fans face* .... The Secretary and The Student
starting with The Secretary and The Student - first part

Enjoy!!

For the Anal Lovers .... come enjoy my RR honoured An Alluring Ass

Another Sex in the Office Poem (I know you love those!!) In Your Office

Iszofia
Posted: Friday, March 02, 2012 7:19:08 AM

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Hasselback Garlic Cheesy Bread (Lauren's Latest)

Ingredients:
1 cup Warm Water
1 Tablespoon Honey
1 envelope Active Dry Yeast (2 1/4 Teaspoons)
1 teaspoon Salt
3 cups Bread Flour
Olive Oil, For Greasing Surfaces
⅓ pounds Sharp White Cheddar, Or Any Other Cheese You Prefer
½ cups Garlic Butter

Directions:
In a large bowl, stir water, honey and yeast together.

Let yeast proof 5 minutes.

Once you know yeast is active, stir in salt and the flour in 1/4 cup increments.

If you are using a stand mixer, be sure to not increase your speed higher than a 2 or ‘stir’.

Once dough starts pulling away from the sides and the bowl seems to be pretty clean, set a timer for 5 minutes and walk away. Let the machine knead the dough.

After 5 minutes, dough should be smooth and tacky but when touched shouldn’t leave any dough on your fingers.

Grease the bowl and the dough. Cover with plastic wrap or a kitchen towel and let rise 1 hour or until doubled in size.

Punch down dough and cut into two equal portions.

Form into two long baguettes the length of the cookie sheet. I like to twist mine because it looks cool, but it also keeps its length and doesn’t shrink.

Cover with plastic wrap and rise 30 minutes.

Start to preheat oven to 400 degrees F and place dough close to the oven where it’s nice and warm.

Once oven is preheated, remove plastic wrap, from the dough reduce oven to 350F, put the bread into the oven and bake 20 minutes.

In the meantime, slice the cheese into thin slices and melt the butter.

Pull loaves of bread out of the oven after 20 minutes and brush with the melted garlic butter.

Bake another 5-7 minutes or until bread begins to turn a golden brown. Remove from oven and cool 15 minutes.

Cut 1-inch slices 3/4′s of the the way through the loaves.

Brush garlic butter in between each slice and fill with a slice of cheese.

Bake another 3-5 minutes or until cheese is completely melted.

Serve immediately.

Iszofia
Posted: Friday, March 02, 2012 7:24:26 AM

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Apple Pie Baked in the APple

Ingredients

5-6 Granny Smith Apples (Make sure they can stand on their own)
1 tsp cinnamon
1/4 cup sugar
1 TBSP brown sugar
Pastry crust - homemade or premade

Method

Preheat oven to 375 deg F

1: Cut off the top of 4 apples off and discard. Remove the inside of each apple with a spoon or melon baller very carefully, as to not puncture the peel.

If you’re a skilled interior apple excavator, salvage as much as you can so you can use it for Step 2. I, on the other hand, am not skilled so I just had to throw my interior apples away and chop up additional apples for filling.

This recipe will make 4 baked apple pies (in the apple).

2: Remove skin from remaining apple(s) and slice very thinly. These apple pieces will give you the additional filling needed to fill the four apples you are baking.

Mix sliced apples with sugars and cinnamon in a bowl. If you prefer more or less cinnamon make adjustments as desired. Same goes for the sugar.

Scoop sliced apples into hollow apples.

3: Roll out pie crust and slice into 1/4 inch strips. You can also add a strip of pastry inside the top of the apple almost like a liner to add a little more texture/sweetness to the pie.

4: Place apples in an 8×8 pan. Add just enough water to the cover the bottom of the pan.

Cover with foil and bake for 20-25 minutes.

Remove foil and bake for an additional 20 minutes or until crust is golden brown and sliced apples are soft.

Cover the top of the apple in a lattice pattern with pie crust strips.


hartclass
Posted: Friday, March 02, 2012 7:29:41 AM

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joekc wrote:
egg water boil..............


I knew I was doing something wrong!

Iszofia
Posted: Friday, March 02, 2012 7:34:52 AM

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Blood Orange Margaritas

4 servings


Ingredients
1 cup (8 oz.) fresh-squeezed blood orange juice (6-8 oranges)
1/2 cup (4 oz.) freshly squeezed lime juice
3/4 cup (6 oz.) tequila
1/2 cup (4 oz.) orange liqueur
1/4 cup (2 oz.) simple syrup – half sugar, half warm water
Blood orange slices, for garnish

Directions
Combine all ingredients in a pitcher and stir well to combine. Pour into chilled glasses over ice. Garnish with a slice of blood orange, if desired. Serve.

VanGogh
Posted: Friday, March 02, 2012 6:51:09 PM

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Iszofia wrote:
Hasselback Garlic Cheesy Bread (Lauren's Latest)


I am going to make this to have with Saturday's dinner .... what else I am having remains to be figured out!!

Iszofia .... it looks delicious and easy!! I'll let you know how it turns out!

PA

A Milf series combined with Office Sex *fans face* .... The Secretary and The Student
starting with The Secretary and The Student - first part

Enjoy!!

For the Anal Lovers .... come enjoy my RR honoured An Alluring Ass

Another Sex in the Office Poem (I know you love those!!) In Your Office

Iszofia
Posted: Friday, March 02, 2012 9:31:36 PM

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PersonalAssistant wrote:


I am going to make this to have with Saturday's dinner .... what else I am having remains to be figured out!!

Iszofia .... it looks delicious and easy!! I'll let you know how it turns out!

PA


Doesn't it look absolutely melt in your mouth delicious! Have fun making and enjoying it!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 10, 2012 6:02:37 PM

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I have tried this on chicken and pork steaks.



Chipotle Dry Rub


Ingredients:


2 tablespoons brown sugar

2 tablespoons ground dried chipotle pepper

1 tablespoon paprika

1 tablespoon dry mustard powder

1 tablespoon ground cumin

1 tablespoon salt


Directions:


1. Mix the brown sugar, ground chipotle, paprika, mustard powder, cumin, and salt together in a bowl.
SydneySider
Posted: Thursday, March 15, 2012 12:42:45 AM

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Breakfast, the most important meal of the day.

Cranberry and Apple Muesli (serves 2)

3/4 cup skim milk natural yoghurt
3/4 cup rolled oats
1 small green apple thinly sliced
1/3 cup unsweetened apple juice
1/4 cup dried cranberries



recipe calls to mix only the yoghurt, oats and apple juice and refrigerate over night. Just combine everything. they also say to grate the apple, but the small thin slices add great texture. Its very heavy and thick, so I just poured in a little milk to loosen it up. This was just awesome...271 calories.

Iszofia
Posted: Wednesday, March 28, 2012 7:40:17 AM

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Grapefruit Pomegranate Champagne Sorbet


Makes 1 quart

2 1/2 cup grapefruit juice, freshly squeezed, strained, no pulp
1/2 cup pomegranate juice, freshly squeezed, strained
1/2 cup sugar + 2 tb
1/2 cup champagne, quality does not matter
2 tb lemon juice freshly squeezed

Squeeze grapefruits, strain for pulp, and reserve liquid.
Place a fine mesh sieve strainer over an appropriately sized bowl. Place the pomegranate seeds in the strainer and crush them of their juices, just until there’s not a drop remaining. Discard or save pulp and seeds. Reserve juice.

In a medium-sized sauce pot, combine 1 cup of grapefruit juice with the sugar and heat until completely dissolved. Remove from heat, and add the remaining juices and champagne. Refrigerate until thoroughly cool.

Add mixture to ice cream maker, freeze and churn for 20-25 minutes, just until sorbet comes together.

Transfer mixture into desired serving container and freeze for at least 6 ho




Salad of Beet, Fennel and Orange


Makes 2 servings

1 beet, thinly sliced
1/4 bulb fennel, thinly sliced
2 oranges, sliced 1/2 inch thick
2 tb champagne vinegar
1 tb honey
1-2 tb extra virgin olive oil

sea salt, to taste

Garnish:
2-3 sprigs of fennel fronds
1/4 bunch micro herbs, (sorrel, tarragon, chervil, or mint)
3-4 scoops of grapefruit, pomegranate, champagne sorbet


Thinly slice beets, fennel, and oranges and arrange on plate.
Whisk together the vinegar, honey, and olive oil just until emulsified. Season with sea salt and drizzle over prepared salad.

Place a few scoops of sorbet within pockets of the salad. Garnish with fennel fronds and/or micro herbs. Serve.




How good does this look! Would be great with a bbq
Magical_felix
Posted: Thursday, March 29, 2012 3:32:06 PM

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Gets down on one knee. Iszofia, will you marry me?

I mean... These are some great recipes Em. They look delicious! I want to try them.

Fuck... That was almost awkward there for a minute.



latinfoxy
Posted: Thursday, March 29, 2012 4:09:19 PM

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Magical_felix wrote:
Gets down on one knee. Iszofia, will you marry me?

I mean... These are some great recipes Em. They look delicious! I want to try them.

Fuck... That was almost awkward there for a minute.


If you dont marry him would you marry me?? and can we get Personal Assistant in this relationship also?? i mean damn those recipes looks mouth watering!!
Magical_felix
Posted: Thursday, March 29, 2012 4:35:17 PM

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latinfoxy wrote:


If you dont marry him would you marry me?? and can we get Personal Assistant in this relationship also?? i mean damn those recipes looks mouth watering!!


What do you mean IF? She already said yes months ago. You other crusty bitches can just move along. If you are lucky I'll ask her to make enough for leftovers and if you aren't particularly annoying that day I will share.



latinfoxy
Posted: Thursday, March 29, 2012 4:52:06 PM

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Magical_felix wrote:


What do you mean IF? She already said yes months ago. You other crusty bitches can just move along. If you are lucky I'll ask her to make enough for leftovers and if you aren't particularly annoying that day I will share.


Oh come on Jack dont be jealous because this crusty bitch have never paid attention to you, even though you say you know how to cook
Magical_felix
Posted: Thursday, March 29, 2012 5:06:10 PM

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latinfoxy wrote:


Oh come on Jack dont be jealous because this crusty bitch have never paid attention to you, even though you say you know how to cook


So you asking me to share my "chorizo con huevos" recipe with you over and over again doesn't count as paying me attention? Please...



AngelHeart01
Posted: Thursday, March 29, 2012 5:58:35 PM

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Magical_felix wrote:


So you asking me to share my "chorizo con huevos" recipe with you over and over again doesn't count as paying me attention? Please...



laughing3 Hey, I know what kind of picture posts can win certain people over ... But, only coming from you joto. Besides, you might want to duplicate whatever you post, just in case you get accused of posting "anal" or something different then you did. That way when they DELETE it, you can back up your TRUTH.

VanGogh
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 8:24:44 AM

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Shrimp & Avocado Salada

1 cup of cooked shrimp
1 (or 2) avocados, sliced
1 hard boiled egg, chopped up
a stalk of celery and green onion, chopped up small
1/2 red bell pepper, sliced thinly
1/2 cup of cucumber, chopped up or sliced up (however you like it)
1/2 cup of goat cheese
spinach & baby lettuces

toss these together ......

what kind of dressing??
Simple? .... virgin olive oil with a little balsamic vinegar and a toss of salt
A bit more? .... 4 Tbsp of mayo with a little balsamic vinegar, pepper & salt

Now, take a lemon and squeeze it over the entire salada!

YUM!!

(I love avocados!)


A Milf series combined with Office Sex *fans face* .... The Secretary and The Student
starting with The Secretary and The Student - first part

Enjoy!!

For the Anal Lovers .... come enjoy my RR honoured An Alluring Ass

Another Sex in the Office Poem (I know you love those!!) In Your Office

lafayettemister
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 8:36:35 AM

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Crawfish Etouffe'

1 pound crawfish tails
8 tablespoons (1 stick) butter
1 medium - large onion, chopped
2 cloves garlic
2 tablespoons bell pepper, minced
1/2 stalk celery, minced
Green onion tops
Fresh parsley
2 teaspoons tomato paste
Cayenne pepper
Freshly ground black pepper
Salt
2 tablespoons flour
1 - 2 cups water

Melt butter in pot, add flour and stir like hell (this is a roux, the essential building block for most Cajun cuisine. can also be made with equal parts oil and flour). Add onions, bell pepper, celery and garlic. Cook until tender, and keep stirring. Add tails and tomato paste, then add water. Cook down for 20 minutes or so, but be careful not to overdo it. Add salt and peppers to taste. Cook a little more, then add chopped green onion tops and parsley and cook till ready.

note... this calls for a lighter roux. Gumbos take a very dark roux, etoufee takes a light or white roux. You just don't cook it as long. Also, if you can't find crawfish in your area, shrimp will work perfectly fine.









When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
VanGogh
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 8:58:36 AM

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latinfoxy wrote:

If you dont marry him would you marry me?? and can we get Personal Assistant in this relationship also?? i mean damn those recipes looks mouth watering!!


Oooooh .... that sounds like a sexy 3sum!! or is it a 4sum?? poor Felix .... (though he'd be in heaven!)

*passes you some wine* .... hehehe

A Milf series combined with Office Sex *fans face* .... The Secretary and The Student
starting with The Secretary and The Student - first part

Enjoy!!

For the Anal Lovers .... come enjoy my RR honoured An Alluring Ass

Another Sex in the Office Poem (I know you love those!!) In Your Office

Guest
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 9:19:13 AM

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lafayettemister wrote:
Crawfish Etouffe'

1 pound crawfish tails
8 tablespoons (1 stick) butter
1 medium - large onion, chopped
2 cloves garlic
2 tablespoons bell pepper, minced
1/2 stalk celery, minced
Green onion tops
Fresh parsley
2 teaspoons tomato paste
Cayenne pepper
Freshly ground black pepper
Salt
2 tablespoons flour
1 - 2 cups water

Melt butter in pot, add flour and stir like hell (this is a roux, the essential building block for most Cajun cuisine. can also be made with equal parts oil and flour). Add onions, bell pepper, celery and garlic. Cook until tender, and keep stirring. Add tails and tomato paste, then add water. Cook down for 20 minutes or so, but be careful not to overdo it. Add salt and peppers to taste. Cook a little more, then add chopped green onion tops and parsley and cook till ready.

note... this calls for a lighter roux. Gumbos take a very dark roux, etoufee takes a light or white roux. You just don't cook it as long. Also, if you can't find crawfish in your area, shrimp will work perfectly fine.





I knew you would come up with something like this. Good job. Looks wonderful.
lafayettemister
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 9:32:28 AM

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chefkathleen wrote:


I knew you would come up with something like this. Good job. Looks wonderful.


I'll cook lunch if you make dessert. Then, you can cook supper and I'll make dessert. Of course we'll need to find someway to burn off all those calories too. I'm sure something would come up.





When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Dirty_D
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 12:22:41 PM

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best, flaky buttermilk biscuiits
mix:
1c. AP flour
1c. cake flour
1t. baking powder
1/2t baking soda
1/2 t salt
3 t sugar

cut in:
10 T very cold butter

add 1 c cheese/3T herb if desired(combos i use are cheddar/parsley, montray/chive, swiss/green onion)

dump and gently add 1/3 c. buttermilk or until slightly sticky.

dust board with flour, pat out then cut with biscuit cutter with a twisting motion. cook at 425 for 20 minutes or until fragrant and golden.


simplyjohn
Posted: Sunday, April 01, 2012 10:59:55 AM

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SimplyJohn's gourmet Steak dinner:

Bung steak in the hot grill 3 minutes each side with the grilled tomatoes, 2 of, to the side
Bung the chips and breaded onion rings in the air fryer for 15 minutes
Bung the packet of ready made peppercorn sauce in the microwave for 2 minutes (remember to cut the top off the sachet otherwise it like explodes .. very messy)

Serve when all cooked .. oh and open a good bottle of red wine
Get the lodger to bloody clear up and wash the dishes
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Enjoy.
Iszofia
Posted: Monday, April 09, 2012 12:46:45 AM

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Pan Seared Steak with Blue Cheese
courtesy of Dori

Ingredients

Steak - Rib Eye is great
Black Pepper and Kosher Salt
Extra Virgin Olive Oil
1/2 Stick of Butter (4 Tablespoons)
Green Onions (optional)

Directions

Pour Extra Virgin Olive Oil all over the steaks and make sure they all get coated in the oil.
Season both sides with your favorite seasonings.

Heat the butter (1/2 stick) and the olive oil in a cast iron skillet to a screaming hot temperature.
Preheat your oven to 400 degrees.
Sear the steaks in a screaming hot pan for about 2-3 minutes per side, or until a nice brown crust has formed.
While the steak is searing, continue to spoon the residual butter in the pan on top of the meat while it’s cooking.
Once both sides are seared, place in the center of the oven for about 4-5 minutes, depending upon how thick your steak is.
Take out of oven and put back on stove and cook longer if needed.

Your steak will be ready when it is approximately 135 degrees in the center, or when you push lightly on the top center of the steak and it gently and slowly bounces back. (Note, this is medium rare. If you are afraid of pink just cook it longer).

Iszofia
Posted: Monday, April 09, 2012 12:53:34 AM

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Twist on the Greek Salad courtesy of Jen found at Three Little Piglets

Yields: About 15 Cucumber Cups

Ingredients

2 cucumbers

1/2 small red onion, finely chopped

1/2 red bell pepper, finely chopped

1 vine ripe tomato, seeded and finely chopped

1/8 cup black olives, pitted and chopped

1/4 tablespoon dried oregano

1/8 cup fresh feta, crumbled

1/4 cup parsley, chopped

Juice of 1 lemon plus 1/2 tablespoon zest

1 tablespoon extra virgin olive oil

Salt and ground black pepper

~~~~~~~~~~~

Directions

In a large mixing bowl, mix together the onion, bell pepper, tomato, olives, oregano, feta, parsley, lemon juice and zest, and olive oil. Season with salt and pepper, to taste.

Peel the cucumbers partially, leaving thin strips of skin going down the entire length of the cucumber. Trim the ends of the cucumbers and cut each cucumber into 1-inch thick slices. Scoop out the center of each slice with a melon baller, leaving a shell of flesh.

Scoop about 1 tablespoon of the Mediterranean salad into the cucumber cups. Garnish with additional parsley and feta, if desired.

*Notes
Adapted from Rachael Ray

Iszofia
Posted: Monday, April 09, 2012 12:57:05 AM

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Homebaked Onion Rings ! courtesy of Dori

Ingredients
1 medium onion, sliced into 1/4 inch rings
2 1/4 cups of Buttermilk
1/2 cup Italian seasoned bread crumbs
1/3 cup of Parmesan
1/4 crushed Ritz crackers or Corn Flakes (I used Ritz)
salt to taste
olive oil baking spray

Note: You can make this even more low fat by using low fat Buttermilk, Corn Flakes and Whole Wheat bread crumbs. They are already lower in fat by baking them but this makes it just a little bit skinnier.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Directions

Place sliced onions in a shallow dish then pour the buttermilk over the top and then refrigerate for 1-2 hours.

Preheat oven to 450 degrees. Line baking sheet with parchment paper or foil.

Combine bread crumbs, Ritz crushed crackers and Parmesan in a large dish and season with salt. Split it in half so you can do two batches which will eliminate clumping and it will stick to the onions better.
Dip each soaked onion ring into the crumb mixture, coat well. Place rings onto two cookie sheets. Lightly spray the tops with olive oil. Bake about 12 minutes or until golden brown and serve immediately. Check periodically in case your oven runs hot.

usmcvet
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I'll apologize first.....Take one well swollen penis and combine in bed with one well manicured vagina and well, that's one fine conCOCKtion occasion5
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PersonalAssistant wrote:
definitely YUMMY! (sited: http://www.theawl.com/2011/09/crack-brownies)

CRACKED BROWNIES (not crack brownies!! lol)

Turn your oven to 350 degrees.

In a 3- or 4-quart saucepan, melt a stick-and-a-half of butter with 2 ounces of unsweetened chocolate. Since these are The Best Ever Brownies you should use the highest-quality chocolate (and butter!) that you can find, though I’ll whisper to you behind my hand that a batch I made using Baker’s, which is basically the Alpo of the unsweetened chocolate world, was met with oohs and aahs and a whole lot of paws surreptitiously darting toward the plate for just one more, I swear this is my last one OH MY GOD I CAN’T STOP WHAT IS IN THESE

Once those two things are melted, turn the heat off and move the pot to a cold burner to let it cool down for a spell.

Now stir in the following things:

A heaping ¼ cup of cocoa powder
2 cups of sugar
3 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla
1 cup flour

When that’s all nicely mixed, pour the batter into a 8”x8” square pan that you’ve lined with greased foil such that the foil drapes over the edges of the pan.

That’s pretty much it, except for the secret part. The crack part. Have you guessed yet what it is?

It is salt.

But not just any salt. Maldon salt. Himalayan pink salt also works, as does Sel Gris. Kosher salt does not work; neither does table salt. You need rocks, Jenny from the block. About a teaspoon of ‘em, but kind of eyeball it, giving the top of the brownie batter a pretty good coating with the stuff. Once you’ve done that, put the pan in the oven, let everything bake for 30-35 minutes before cooling for one hour at room temperature, followed by one hour in the refrigerator. Cut them into 16ths.

Have you ever wondered what your friends look and sound like when they orgasm? Because fair warning: you’ll find out, and you should know that before you trot these babies out because it’s actually a really disturbing thing to know. (The silent ones freak me out the most.)



PA between this nd the Nutella Cheesecke i think i love you...Hugs
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