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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 12/17/2011 Posts: 75 Location: Niagara Falls, United States
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The only thing I can do left-handed : shoot pool.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/22/2010 Posts: 1,340 Location: Philadelphia, United States
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I'm an aspiring musician
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/28/2012 Posts: 4,995 Location: Around, South Africa
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If history repeats itself, I am SO getting a dinosaur.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/21/2011 Posts: 1,803 Location: Sublime Heights, Germany
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Not many people know I'm actually a king.
Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/28/2012 Posts: 4,995 Location: Around, South Africa
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I do my best proofreading right after I hit send.
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  Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 9/28/2011 Posts: 113 Location: In a confessional, United States
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I speak four languages, one of them is dead. I really need to learn Spanish.
New Submission “I’ve found that if you turn your back on inspiration, that bitch will steal shit from your house and disappear.” ~Emily McCombs.
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Rank: Purveyor of Sweetness
Joined: 9/10/2011 Posts: 1,991 Location: the sweet, sunny south, United States
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even though i have ALWAYS driven very fast, i never got a speeding ticket until a few years ago
i am really excited to have two "recommended reads". they are "did you know i love your cock?" and "just fuck me". great titles, huh?
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 327,062
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I'm a good dancer..
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 327,062
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I'm the best blunt roller I know lol. True shit.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/21/2011 Posts: 1,803 Location: Sublime Heights, Germany
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I don't like people who don't bow to me.
Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/28/2012 Posts: 4,995 Location: Around, South Africa
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I know where I stand with, Naughty_Magician.
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  Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011 Posts: 19,358 Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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I can throw darts equally well left handed or right handed (and while i am not a pro at it, i am decent)
There is no mark of self, And no mark of others, No mark of living beings, And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/7/2011 Posts: 198 Location: United States
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I actually prefer giving pleasure to receiving it, but enjoy both...
Satisfaction guaranteed... ;)
Satisfaction guaranteed... ;)
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 327,062
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I'm happiest when I'm figure skating <3
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 4/22/2012 Posts: 21 Location: louisville, United States
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I am deaf in my right ear from firing guns without ear protection
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/25/2011 Posts: 980
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i love dogs
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/13/2011 Posts: 1,486 Location: India
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no she told me she loves snakes{velvety}
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/25/2011 Posts: 980
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huh did i tell you that too? :) love to give them to my enemies hahaha
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/13/2011 Posts: 1,486 Location: India
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/8/2011 Posts: 348 Location: Here, United States
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I just celebrated my 7th wedding anniversary yet I've been married for 28 years to the same person...
If you want details, email me.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/27/2011 Posts: 168 Location: knoxville, United States
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i love dogs
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/11/2011 Posts: 582
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i'm ambidexterous :D
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 12/10/2011 Posts: 60 Location: United States
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I love sports, especially college basketball and football! BUCKEYES BABY!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 327,062
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I'm awesome. but you guys already knew that
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/27/2012 Posts: 208 Location: United States
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I won a grant for a school when i was in 4th grade and then grew up to quit college TWICE
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 1/4/2011 Posts: 34 Location: United States
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No body ever gets me right with their first imprecations.
If you cant make yourself happy. Who can you make happy
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/27/2012 Posts: 208 Location: United States
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i have helped birth a calf
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 11/6/2010 Posts: 35
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I've never experienced an orgasm while awake
"Nothing is villainous if it causes an erection" -Marquis de Sade
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/12/2010 Posts: 896 Location: united states
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I enjoy spending tine in my garden
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  Rank: Miss Sassy Pants
Joined: 3/14/2010 Posts: 6,474 Location: Ridin the Waves of Lush, United States
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I enjoy listening to the frogs in my pond in the evenings.
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