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Pixie
Posted: Sunday, July 26, 2009 6:30:33 PM

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Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy.

The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, "Nurses are known to be hot to trot."

The second man married a telephone operator. Dave thinks to himself, "Telephone operators have sexy voices."

The third man married a school teacher. Dave thinks to himself, "Poor guy, teachers are frigid."

The next morning, Dave reports to work and gets a room service call from the nurse's husband. He sourly says, "Don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was 'You're not sanitary, you're not sanitary.'"

Then, the telephone operator's husband calls and sourly says, "Don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was 'Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up.'"

Later that afternoon, the teacher's husband calls and happily says, "When you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was 'We are going to do this over and over until we get right.

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nicola
Posted: Sunday, July 26, 2009 6:50:29 PM

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B-, must try harder.
techgoddess
Posted: Sunday, July 26, 2009 6:56:04 PM

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nicola wrote:
B-, must try harder.


oh be nice Nic, its at least a solid B....then again I am partial to jokes about teachers....

~~Tech
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Guest
Posted: Friday, July 31, 2009 11:23:03 AM

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i thought it was funny, especially since i'm hott for teachers
FantasyFiction
Posted: Sunday, August 16, 2009 4:13:00 PM

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Let's hear it for the teachers! Woo-hoo!
(I teach math.)

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 19, 2009 2:24:24 AM

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A funny one! I liked it.
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