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Granted -- the finest ingrown toenails, the finest herpes rashes, the finest lice, etc.
I wish some lovely female Lushie would have a startling wish about me!
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Granted, a beautiful Lush Lady makes an awesome wish about you, but you know how it works, wishes must be kept secret else they might not come true, you'll never know I wish I could replay last night every night
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin |
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Wildcat wrote:I wish I could replay last night every night Granted...MMMmmm it sounds great....but did you ever hear of "Groundhog's Night" and never quite get to sleep. I wish I could type by thought and free up BOTH of my hands! 
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Granted, my dear, you have the first telephathically controlled keyboard. However, your thoughts are so hot, you melt your hard drive, your lover thinks you're ignoring her, turns to her best friend for comfort, who was secretly trying to steal her away from you all along, dazzles her with her incredible lovemaking skills, OMG! this is a forum post not a story, keep up the one handed typing! They might just send you the video. I wish I could telepatically convey my orgasm to my lover
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin |
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Wildcat wrote:I wish I could telepatically convey my orgasm to my lover Granted...it's no big deal really...Mrs. Spock does it all the time...they call it Vulcan Foreplay. I wish to get reincarnated as Wildcat's removable shower head...to see just how long it really takes to get ready for work...
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lol, granted, but you discover that she goes through a new shower head every week. and unfortunaely for you, tomorrow is the day she changes to the new one. so enjoy tonite!
I wish that plans I have to get my kitchen remodel done soon actually happen
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Granted -- unfortunately the contractor uses substandard and toxic materials from China and after a month the vapors cause you to lose all interest in sex. Guess we won't be seeing you on Lush too much longer -- damn!
I wish that adele and wildcat would do things to my body never done before!
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Granted..They leave it alone.
I wish that ladies would add me.
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Granted -every Lussh lady adds you to their blocked list.
I wish I had a more reliable car
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Granted, but it is so nice now that it is stolen.
I wish that people could just learn to play fair
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Granted, but at the same time everyone except you improves his/her skills dramatically, leaving you in the dust. Ouch!
I wish that every time a luscious female Lushie clicked on my profile page she had a monster orgasm!
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Granted, my dear, I clicked I looked and then my pet monster had an orgasm. I wish I could remember jokes told to me
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
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Wildcat wrote:I wish I could remember jokes told to me Granted....did you hear the one about Morticia Addams? Lurch apparently found her giving "Thing" a hand job...  I wish I had eyes like Gomez Addams. 
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Granted, my dear, but those eyes are from the shock you feel when you discover it wasn't Morticia, but Thing giving your "Gomez" a hand job. I wish I could resist Lush today and focus on my tasks at hand
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin |
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Granted -- but although your mind focuses on other things your hand is drawn to the keyboard and sends out an invitation to all of your friends on lush to come and partake of your "goodies." [Can I be first, please-- pretty please?]
I wish that I climaxed every time that I saw moon light.
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Hah! granted, my dear, unfortunately every time you clap eyes on the moonlight, you're fully clothed and in a public place. That big wet patch isn't a good look. I wish sad movies didn't make me cry 
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin |
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Granted -- they make you laugh hysterically, causing everyone around you to think you should be in the looney bin. Ouch!
I wish I could watch a move with Wildcat attending to my privates.
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Granted-- as long as I can watch too... I wish I could rub warm massage oil all over mischiefmaker...uummmmmmmmmmmm ;)
Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion! 
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granted... as long as you wish i wish i could lay with you on a beach and watch the sun goes down
wild at heart... 
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granted... anytime:) I wish I could stay all night in the woods with weretiger
Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!
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Joined: 10/29/2011
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Location: Dancing on the Beach under the Moonlight
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Granted but the night is short and the sun comes too soon...
I wish for a ride on a horse drawn carriage...
Laugh, Learn and Most of all Love...My Way of Life...
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Granted but the horses will avoid to bring you into the realm of the weretiger... I wish to turn back time...
wild at heart...
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Granted yet WereTiger becomes WeeKitty
I wish to have a warm cup of latte with whipped cream
Laugh, Learn and Most of all Love...My Way of Life...
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Granted.......... I wish I could join you... lots of whipped cream ;)
Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!
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Granted, however the whip cream turns rancid and stains your skin so that you look like a piece of desert camouflage.
I wish that I could seduce male Lushies with mental telepathy.
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granted but you have sex same way.
wish i would never want sex again
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Granted, your private parts have been cut off and you've been made to eat them, no more wanting sex now. I wish I was special
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Granted -- you've scored the lowest on an IQ test of any functioning person in history, making you "very special." Is that what you had in mind?
I wish that I had a spontaneous orgasm.
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Granted, my dear, unfortunately, you have it right in the middle of a church service. You get stuck to the seat, everyone turns and stares at you when you do your oohs and ahs..... soooo embarrassing! I wish I had more patience with people
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin |
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Granted, however you have no patience whatsoever with animals; all the local dogs and cats sense it and bite and scratch you every chance they get. That's gotta hurt!
I wish that Wildcat and Amy would have a duel to see who got to sleep with me.
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