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Joined: 9/27/2010
Posts: 195
Location: the twilight zone
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Transylvania, of course. If the zombies made it past the bears they'd still have to deal with the vampires and werewolves. 
"Happiness is doing it rotten your own way."Isaac Asimov (1994)
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Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,958
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/24/2011
Posts: 175
Location: United Kingdom
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No one is safe. >:|
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Are you truly awake?
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 3/15/2012
Posts: 71
Location: Under your bed. , Canada
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Dancing_Doll wrote:It's a well known fact that Canada will save the world one day.  While all the other countries have been whittling down their armies and military arsenal with meaningless wars, Canada has been stockpiling, training and saving up for the only one that really matters: the Zombie Invasion. Yep, we're covered. :) I agree wholeheartedly :D
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/16/2011
Posts: 838
Location: The Sprawl, United States
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Island nations. Block incomming traffic. Problem solved.
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 4/18/2012
Posts: 60
Location: United Kingdom
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UK would survive!! Well the Celtic parts at least Cornwall, Wales, Scotland and Ireland. We are all born warriors so bring on the undead masses!
There can be only one
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 4/18/2012
Posts: 18
Location: Australia, Australia
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Garza wrote:Island nations. Block incomming traffic. Problem solved. Australia's fine then
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/12/2011
Posts: 503
Location: somewhere on the coast, United States
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Garza wrote:Island nations. Block incomming traffic. Problem solved. The new mutant zombies can swim for days and are excellent sailors! 
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Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,958
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Switzerland also that Pyrénées area between France and Spain. Or maybe the Saharan countries.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/2/2011
Posts: 192
Location: Tirphil, United Kingdom
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You are all wrong!
What is needed against zombies is a top class shaman or witchdoctor and all your "civilised" nations don't have any.
Now one of you write the story "Shaman changed Zombie to Nympho".
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Rank: Brawling Berserker
Joined: 2/12/2012
Posts: 1,319
Location: Not on your radar, Norway
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If we had zombies here then they'd be washed away by the heavy rain instantly. And if they dared go out on a Saturday night you'd have drunk people bashing zombie heads together without hesitating. Yes, us Norwegians are a bunch of lunatics. And Ireland would be safe if you just told them that the zombies were gonna steal all their Guiness. Scots would be fine because they'd find out that a zombie would work well as cabertosstraining for kids. Not even zombies would venture into Wales. They might be living dead, but they're not that stupid. I'd love to see French zombies though. Imagine 200 000 zombies marching in the streets protesting and on strike because they feel like they're a neglected part of society. 
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 2/3/2012
Posts: 35
Location: Hunter Valley,, Australia
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New Zealand. You couldn't tell the zombies from the New Zealanders. Then all the sheep would be in double jeopardy.
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Rank: The Linebacker
Joined: 3/2/2011
Posts: 3,284
Location: Atlanta, United States
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elitfromnorth wrote:If we had zombies here then they'd be washed away by the heavy rain instantly. And if they dared go out on a Saturday night you'd have drunk people bashing zombie heads together without hesitating. Yes, us Norwegians are a bunch of lunatics. And Ireland would be safe if you just told them that the zombies were gonna steal all their Guiness. Scots would be fine because they'd find out that a zombie would work well as cabertosstraining for kids. Not even zombies would venture into Wales. They might be living dead, but they're not that stupid. I'd love to see French zombies though. Imagine 200 000 zombies marching in the streets protesting and on strike because they feel like they're a neglected part of society. French zombies would be too easy! They'd surrender as soon as one got zapped!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/10/2011
Posts: 587
Location: The Great White North
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Iceland, they're cool with everything ;)
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 8/16/2011
Posts: 35
Location: Bent over Tugging in Closet
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Her in the north of England the Police already deal with Zombies on a Saturday night, they may be dead but they still jump and squeel when they get Tazzzzeeeerrrreedddd
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Rank: Author
Joined: 10/22/2011
Posts: 2,005
Location: Expat in, Russia
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I was afraid that South Florida was already overrun with Zombies,
but I now realize it was only the influx of retiree's from New York having too much liposuction.
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Rank: Moderator
Joined: 6/15/2010
Posts: 1,264
Location: State of Confusion
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We're safe here in the USA. We all just need to take this course offered at Michigan State: University to Offer Zombie-Fighting Course
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