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standingbear
Posted: Wednesday, March 21, 2012 4:04:10 PM

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Transylvania, of course. If the zombies made it past the bears they'd still have to deal with the vampires and werewolves.




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Posted: Sunday, April 01, 2012 11:46:36 AM

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Posted: Sunday, April 01, 2012 6:08:00 PM

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No one is safe. >:|

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BSlain
Posted: Sunday, April 01, 2012 6:39:50 PM

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Dancing_Doll wrote:


It's a well known fact that Canada will save the world one day. thumbup

While all the other countries have been whittling down their armies and military arsenal with meaningless wars, Canada has been stockpiling, training and saving up for the only one that really matters: the Zombie Invasion.

Yep, we're covered. :)


I agree wholeheartedly :D
Kitanica
Posted: Tuesday, April 17, 2012 2:57:26 PM

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Island nations. Block incomming traffic. Problem solved.
dragonwarrior
Posted: Sunday, April 29, 2012 3:46:09 AM

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UK would survive!! Well the Celtic parts at least Cornwall, Wales, Scotland and Ireland. We are all born warriors so bring on the undead masses!

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Posted: Sunday, April 29, 2012 6:16:54 PM

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Garza wrote:
Island nations. Block incomming traffic. Problem solved.

Australia's fine then
MissyLuvsYa
Posted: Sunday, April 29, 2012 7:57:45 PM

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Garza wrote:
Island nations. Block incomming traffic. Problem solved.


The new mutant zombies can swim for days and are excellent sailors!eat
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Posted: Sunday, April 29, 2012 8:50:59 PM

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Switzerland also that Pyrénées area between France and Spain. Or maybe the Saharan countries.
charmbrights
Posted: Monday, April 30, 2012 3:36:46 AM

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You are all wrong!

What is needed against zombies is a top class shaman or witchdoctor and all your "civilised" nations don't have any.

Now one of you write the story "Shaman changed Zombie to Nympho".

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elitfromnorth
Posted: Monday, April 30, 2012 7:13:43 AM

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If we had zombies here then they'd be washed away by the heavy rain instantly. And if they dared go out on a Saturday night you'd have drunk people bashing zombie heads together without hesitating. Yes, us Norwegians are a bunch of lunatics.

And Ireland would be safe if you just told them that the zombies were gonna steal all their Guiness. Scots would be fine because they'd find out that a zombie would work well as cabertosstraining for kids. Not even zombies would venture into Wales. They might be living dead, but they're not that stupid.

I'd love to see French zombies though. Imagine 200 000 zombies marching in the streets protesting and on strike because they feel like they're a neglected part of society. cussing

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Callista
Posted: Monday, April 30, 2012 8:15:42 AM

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New Zealand. You couldn't tell the zombies from the New Zealanders. Then all the sheep would be in double jeopardy.
Buz
Posted: Monday, April 30, 2012 8:46:08 AM

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elitfromnorth wrote:
If we had zombies here then they'd be washed away by the heavy rain instantly. And if they dared go out on a Saturday night you'd have drunk people bashing zombie heads together without hesitating. Yes, us Norwegians are a bunch of lunatics.

And Ireland would be safe if you just told them that the zombies were gonna steal all their Guiness. Scots would be fine because they'd find out that a zombie would work well as cabertosstraining for kids. Not even zombies would venture into Wales. They might be living dead, but they're not that stupid.

I'd love to see French zombies though. Imagine 200 000 zombies marching in the streets protesting and on strike because they feel like they're a neglected part of society. cussing


French zombies would be too easy! They'd surrender as soon as one got zapped!

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Posted: Monday, April 30, 2012 4:15:07 PM

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Iceland, they're cool with everything ;)
WanKaDDict
Posted: Wednesday, May 02, 2012 4:28:03 PM

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Her in the north of England the Police already deal with Zombies on a Saturday night, they may be dead but they still jump and squeel when they get Tazzzzeeeerrrreedddd
Michael
Posted: Wednesday, May 02, 2012 5:28:58 PM

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I was afraid that South Florida was already overrun with Zombies,

but I now realize it was only the influx of retiree's from New York having too much liposuction.







SweetPenny
Posted: Friday, May 04, 2012 11:38:33 AM

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We're safe here in the USA. We all just need to take this course offered at Michigan State:

University to Offer Zombie-Fighting Course
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