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reddionysus
Posted: Saturday, May 05, 2012 12:12:55 PM

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Take an erotic stroll through my vineyard....where fabulous wine is not the only magical elixir *WINK*.......

















naughtiestmommy
Posted: Saturday, May 05, 2012 2:58:38 PM

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Does it say anything?

I tend to gravitate toward dryer white wines like Chardonnay and Viognier, and (to the dissatisfaction of many a wine snob) find French reds to be too high in tannins for my taste. I prefer the Italians like Montepulciano, Montalcino, Sangiovese, and Valpolicella. Not huge on Chiantis, though, oddly enough.

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crazydiamond
Posted: Saturday, May 05, 2012 3:30:25 PM

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Although last night I had a tempranillo to die for, and this morning... I think i did d'oh!

But it really depends on my mood i love red, and white, usually the food accompanying will be the decider.

(Thats if I'm eating, if I'm not... CHEERS TO WHATEVER) 3601

*EDIT* hahaha i did not even contemplate what it says about me sexually, hmmm ready for anything??? maybe haha


MMonroe
Posted: Saturday, May 05, 2012 3:32:04 PM

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I dont like wine, what does that say about me?



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WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, May 05, 2012 4:30:55 PM

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If it comes in a box (under $12 for 4 liters) with one of those handy little twisty spigots, I'm there!

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crazydiamond
Posted: Saturday, May 05, 2012 5:05:17 PM

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WellMadeMale wrote:
If it comes in a box (under $12 for 4 liters) with one of those handy little twisty spigots, I'm there!


hahhaha i love that ! Pour Wine

elitfromnorth
Posted: Saturday, May 05, 2012 5:46:34 PM

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If it's cheap and gets the girl drunk, what the hell does it matter if it's from France or Italy? b229 (emote related)

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Dancing_Doll
Posted: Saturday, May 05, 2012 6:14:46 PM

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I prefer red wine by far - heavier, full-bodied, dry, with more of a tobacco/ashy/woody/coffee undertone... I don't like them fruity or thin (hmm.. I guess you can say that goes for guys as well..haha).

I like a wine you can really taste and savour - drinking it is an experience on it's own. Some random mild-flavoured table wine that's just a side to a meal that you're eating doesn't interest me.

In the summer, a crisp sauvignon blanc is refreshing though. Definitely not chardonnay. I really dislike sweeter wines, regardless of the variety. I find them too cloying and they tend to give me a headache eventually.




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Posted: Saturday, May 05, 2012 6:35:35 PM

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I am partial to big, jammy, reds with hints of leather and berries on the nose. I prefer ones with a long, peppery finish. Most of the Penfolds offerings meet those criteria, as well as many South African and Russian River Valley wines.

In whites, I prefer chablis, pinot grigio or, if I want a "softer" one, a vigonier. Of course, Cliquot is also always a good choice in the white varietals. :)

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elitfromnorth
Posted: Saturday, May 05, 2012 7:39:36 PM

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goes out to buy different types of sauvignon blanc and German Weissbier while sending travel brochuers about Norway to Canada Pour Wine

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 05, 2012 8:11:37 PM

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I like red wine, particularly Australian, Italian and Californian. Favourite grape is Merlot because of it's smooth dryness and long lasting finish. I also like a Sangiovese, which I've recently rediscovered.

I'm not fond of white wines, but probably because I've not been introduced to one that I've enjoyed.

I'm also a rather large fan of port wines, particularly vintage and ruby ports. It's the smoothness, taste and smell that keeps me coming back for more. Nothing is better than a good wine with a good nose about it.

I'm partial to a rose wine too because it's easy to drink and a nice drink for when you're having a drink with friends, it's often overlooked, but I think it's actually a pretty good bridge between white and red wines because it's so easy to drink, is nice and light and tasty to boot.

What does this say about me sexually? Probably that I like to have my cake and eat it, too.
SydneySider
Posted: Saturday, May 05, 2012 8:18:33 PM

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Im not a big red drinker, especially a dry red. Well, dry anything. I like my drinks cold, so I stick to whites when I can. I do like my wines sweeter or fruitier (red or white), but, there are some drier wines out there that have taken my fancy. If you put a good Verdelho in front of me, I'll likely polish of the bottle pretty quickly. Nothing like a good Port or Muscat either, especially to finish the night off...



honeydipped96
Posted: Saturday, May 05, 2012 8:21:37 PM

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i like both. a crisp white is wonderful on a summer day. i love a full bodied red when i'm feeling sassy Pour Wine

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WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, May 05, 2012 8:31:12 PM

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Hell, I like it all.

Generally I prefer a 3 to 8 year old Californian Chard...after a bottle of that... I can drink anything. And lots of it.

If I'm not getting laid before the 1st bottle is empty, I'm drinking til the cows come home and she can get her own ride back to her place or crash in my bed.

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VanGogh
Posted: Saturday, May 05, 2012 10:02:21 PM

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so, what is this thread about? everyone chiming in on what type of wine they like??

btw .... WMM comments are ..... pretty damn funny!! hehehe

3601 (that's a white chardonnay, btw)

PS ... when the OP get's the info on what type of wine says what type of sexual person you are, I am sure we will all come back with our glasses full, hoping it says ... "sexy baby")

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Posted: Sunday, May 06, 2012 2:46:07 AM

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Red only,

I have no idea what that says about me. Perhaps I am not into anything too sweet...I prefer a more rounded and dark taste with subtle hints of fruits unknown.
joejoe22
Posted: Sunday, May 06, 2012 5:49:10 AM

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Red, White is way to sweet and I am not into sweet but I am into naughty so maybe red represents naughty.
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Posted: Monday, May 07, 2012 8:56:33 AM

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I am not really into wine but if I do drink wine, I prefer Dos Equis, I mean Red Wine, LOL! Not sure what that means though.
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Posted: Monday, May 07, 2012 11:22:50 AM

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I like a nice Shiraz although I have been known to pick up a bottle or two of Merlot in my day.

If I must drink white wine, it's got to be dry. Like, Sahara dry!

I don't believe my wine preferences say anything about me sexually. I could be wrong. Wine and sex are both fantastic but I haven't yet found a link between the two.

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Posted: Monday, May 07, 2012 12:18:31 PM

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Ayrkah92
Posted: Tuesday, May 08, 2012 9:24:10 PM

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Honestly, I just started drinking and discovered that I only prefer red wine. I have not been in the "drinking club" long so I can not choose a favorite at this moment. I wonder what that says about me. :)

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Posted: Tuesday, May 08, 2012 10:08:35 PM

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You have a good taste, cause i prefere red wine too ;)
LauraLee_sugah
Posted: Tuesday, May 08, 2012 10:15:51 PM

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red or white... what type... it just depends on the day and what i am doing or eating.... it doesn't say much about me sexually... i don't think so anyway... lol..

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Magical_felix
Posted: Tuesday, May 08, 2012 10:21:31 PM

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Dancing_Doll wrote:
I prefer red wine by far - heavier, full-bodied, dry, with more of a tobacco/ashy/woody/coffee undertone... I don't like them fruity or thin (hmm.. I guess you can say that goes for guys as well..haha).

I like a wine you can really taste and savour - drinking it is an experience on it's own. Some random mild-flavoured table wine that's just a side to a meal that you're eating doesn't interest me.

In the summer, a crisp sauvignon blanc is refreshing though. Definitely not chardonnay. I really dislike sweeter wines, regardless of the variety. I find them too cloying and they tend to give me a headache eventually.



I like a little cherry and clove in my mine too. Basically, a full bodied red with legs with those flavors.

And I agree on the sauvignon blanc too.

I pretty much drink cabernet sauvingon and sauvignon blanc if it is up to me. I will drink other stuff when it's in the hands of someone more knowledgable. But it is very hard to stray from these two when I'm the one bringing the wine.



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Posted: Tuesday, May 08, 2012 11:52:18 PM

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In the great words of the wise Bob Marley:
RED RED WIIIIIINE!

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Magical_felix
Posted: Wednesday, May 09, 2012 12:31:21 AM

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FelineFantasy wrote:
In the great words of the wise Bob Marley:
RED RED WIIIIIINE!


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Posted: Wednesday, May 09, 2012 2:47:32 AM

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Any kind that tastes good.

I can't say I'm big on alcohol in general, and I'm even less experienced
with wines. So, I don't have a preference, but I do know that it doesn't
have to be expensive to be delicious.

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Wolfie22
Posted: Wednesday, May 09, 2012 2:56:03 AM

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Dare I say.... Rosea? Other then that, it has to be vodka, hard rough and fast.
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Posted: Wednesday, May 09, 2012 7:40:10 AM

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FelineFantasy wrote:
In the great words of the wise Bob Marley:
RED RED WIIIIIINE!


lol that was UB40 not Bob Marley :)

To answer the question i prefer red all the way, i really like Malbec or Syrah and if its Malbec i really like the chileans one. Im not much of a white wine drinker so i really dont have a favorite, i prefer drinking anything else.
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