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One thing that I've noticed from this thread is that because it takes a little while to write a rhyme to post, often there are duplicates...
This doesn't matter, but what we should do (I think) in a situation like that, is to go with the challenge set by the first person to post.
So, in the situation above, Princesspessa challenged the next poster to write about "tits"
(Sorry Sisyphus, you'll have to post faster to get your challenge in!!) lol
SO, the next person to post must write about TITS!!!
Have at it, guys!!!
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Tits... (for a friend hahahaha) Call them breasts boobs, jugs or tits Lafayettemisters' Favourite bits He does not care If they are big or small He just wants To see them all So be a doll And shake your bits Lets give this lushie A great show of tits. Challenge- Lust
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Makeup sex Makeup sex is about forgiving Forget the crap, continue living No matter who is really wrong Do not stay angry very long Your darling you really should not vex Unless you both like makeup sex We'll leave the next challenge as lust.
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Lust It happens quickly My body will thrust Reaction is physical You are my lust It sneaks up on me And I lose control Lust has me pinned Please fill the hole I'll only respond When I know there is trust The one rule I demand Of this crazy lust Challenge- Cyber sex
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CD is faster than I am - so it's a duplicate - sorry Lust Lust and passion, wanton desire Baby, come and light my fire I need and want you very badly To ravish me, deeply, madly Lust not love makes the world go ‘round If the right lover you have found So, baby, take me, don’t delay Lust means fuck me every way Challenge: desire
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Cyber sex Cyber sex is my undoing As I don’t know who I’m screwing Is he short or is he tall? Is he the greatest of them all? His words entice me and his wit And I’m addicted as is my clit I’m hoping this will never end And anonymity is my friend Challenge is still desire
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Desire You've lit my spark And stoked my fire I'm now a slave To my desire You kiss You speak You stroke You squeeze Feed my desire I beg you Please Now bend me over I'll pretend to fight it Now take me hard That's how I like it Challenge- fisting
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Oh god!! CD, you are truly EEEEVVVIIIILLLL!!
I'll give it a go...
Fisting...
His fingers push, at my wet slit
Then start to press inside of it
A finger deep, inside my puss
He's doing this for both of us.
Another finger, that makes two
I feel it slick, with my love-goo
I third goes in, I feel them move
Another two'll complete the glove.
In with the pinky, then his thumb
His fist inside me, soon I'll cum.
His other hand, now on my mound
I feel so full, I start to grind.
His other thumb rubbing, on my clit.
Here we go now, this is it!
I start to moan, I almost sob
My climax close, I start to throb.
He pushes harder, with his hand.
It's going just the way we planned.
I'm coming, pussy clenches wrist
That's what it's like, when couples fist.
My challenge?
Write about a knee-trembler, a quick fuck
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You nailed it Mazz, Actually... You fisted it 
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Quick Fuck I signed on to the site Desperate to cum There goes the poke sound Mmmm my favourite one I'm late for work Am I shit out of luck? Hell no he's clever A delicious quick fuck He has a gift My arousal it rises I am no longer In sexual crisis He reads what I want This game takes no time Before I know it I've cum a third time Challenge, Fingers
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Fingers
Pinching my nipple
circling my clit
thrusting deep inside me
my inner fire is lit
I open my eyes
the dream still lingers
I'd love to have a man
But I'm enjoying my fingers
Challenge: love bites
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Love bites Lasting remnants of our nights I am covered with your love bites I am all marked up, blue and red You just have to devour me in bed I love it all and it`s only right That I fully sate your appetite Mine`s not to bite, but to kiss and lick Your mouth, your body, and your prick. Hold you close and kiss you deep And have our fill before we sleep Challenge: erotomania
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Erotomania Erotomanic episode Schizophrenic So I have been told Perceived affection Is the trouble High status , famous Love in their bubble Delusional love Dismissed by the patient Unwitting recipient So famous, so vacant challenge- tongue
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There's endless fun To be had with a tongue. If he uses it well, He'll be able to tell. I'll start with it flat, Like a cricket bat, Then perhaps let it flit Across your nice, swollen clit. I'll thrust it in deep To make your juices seep. When your hips buck, I'll know you're ready to fuck. Challenge - Morning Sex
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Morning Sex A poke in the hip Its early, its good You're one early riser I love morning wood A sleepy fumble You feel me too The blinds are still closed No sun shining through It's sexy, it's lazy A moderate pace Spooning and fucking You reach for my face No need to rush To get up, or to stretch Lay back Spread your legs Enjoy Morning sex Challenge- outdoor sex
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Feel that warm, gentle breeze Caress your exposed hips. It's hard to keep a watchful eye When you're glued to my lips. So natural, yet so naughty; The danger's so exciting. Something's gotten into you, You're not usually one for biting. You always said you wanted To be taken roughly against a tree. Well, rough is what you're getting, As rough as I can be. One more scream like that And you'll probably get us caught. But who the fuck cares? Outdoor sex is so fucking hot! Challenge - 69.
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Sixty Nine I suck yours While you suck mine This is known As a sixty nine It starts out well A delicious sensation You lick at my clit I lose concentration I'm selfish, I know it I'm losing my mind Your face in my cunt My hips start to grind So in this quick poem There is just one moral A girl can lose focus When receiving good oral Challenge- ass play
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Ass Play
Smack! Goes the paddle
And Swish! goes the flay.
We all love the sounds
Made during ass play.
The moans of the sub
Though she tries to remnain dumb
All add to the joy
When ass play makes her cum.
(and kuidos to Mazza for the one about fisting! LOL)
Next challenge: Nipple clamps
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
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NO takers? - OK - I'll tackle it myself, then - just to make it a real challenge, I'll try to follow a specific form - how 'bout a limerick?
When he first attached nipple clamps
She said, "They hurt less than premenstrual cramps."
But when they were removed, and her nipples stayed grooved,
The sudden pain made her pee in her pants.
next challenge: fellatio
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
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Welcome to the thread, all you guys who haven't posted...
DO jump in and write a wee rhyme. It's just a bit of fun...
Come on!!! Just DO it!!!
The challenge as set by Dlizze still stands... Fellatio....
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I know you like me sucking your cock
When I use my lips, (instead of a sock)
You'll feel them, firm, around your glans
And love it when I use my hands.
You push your head 'gainst my tight lips
I open them a little until it slips
Deep into my hungry hole
My tongue flicking up and down your pole.
Then I'll let you fuck my face
I'm a slut, such a disgrace
I really want to feel you spurt
Deep in my throat, it will not hurt.
And then I open my mouth, so you
Can see what I'll do with your 'goo'
"Such a good girl," you'll say, I'll gloat
As your hot seed runs down my throat.
Once I'm sated, I'll ascend your body
You'll be pleased, I've been SO naughty.
Upon on your lips, I'll place a kiss.
And you will praise your naughty miss!
Challenge...
Finger fucking
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Mazza wrote:
Finger fucking
One little finger inside me;
Two tensing fingers bring me glee;
Three excited fingers make me stretch;
Four slap happy fingers? Don't make me retch!
But now the finale, do you get the gist?
Four fingers and your thumb? Fuck me with your fist!
Challenge: pubes.
EDIT: I don't know if ending with fisting is allowed, but hey! I got all fingers in!
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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You truly exceeded all expectations!!
*laughing*
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Pubes That great debate Over which some masturabte To shave or not to shave? Is the great question All I can say is... Do what you please Just don't get stuck in MY teeth. Challenge: Tit fucking.
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If there are any authorised Mods out there, I would recommend this thread gets a Sticky. It's fucking brilliant. Well done, Maz.
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Hey, Clum, as much as I like what you just said there, you're supposed to be writing about tit fucking!!
Lol, I love this thread too. I actually guffawed!!
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Mazza wrote:Hey, Clum, as much as I like what you just said there, you're supposed to be writing about tit fucking!!
Lol, I love this thread too. I actually guffawed!! He,he,he who knew my hangover could cause this, thanks for forcing my brain to work Mazz, it paid off.
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crazydiamond wrote:
He,he,he who knew my hangover could cause this, thanks for forcing my brain to work Mazz, it paid off.
You realise that the thread started because I forced CD to write me a poem? Lol
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Mazza wrote:Hey, Clum, as much as I like what you just said there, you're supposed to be writing about tit fucking!!
Lol, I love this thread too. I actually guffawed!! Oh, alright then. Holy cow, those tits are huge! The biggest ones I've seen. I'd love to cover them in my splooj, If you know what I mean. We get in position, I'm ready to go. My dick's the perfect fit. I start to thrust to and fro, Between your amazing tits. All too soon, I'm on the brink; If only this was a race. You look up to give me a wink, Before I fire my load in your face. Challenge - Squirting.
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clum wrote:
Oh, alright then.
Holy cow, those tits are huge!
The biggest ones I've seen.
I'd love to cover them in my splooj,
If you know what I mean.
We get in position, I'm ready to go.
My dick's the perfect fit.
I start to thrust to and fro,
Between your amazing tits.
All too soon, I'm on the brink;
If only this was a race.
You look up to give me a wink,
Before I fire my load in your face.
Challenge - Squirting.
SPLOOJ!!!!! Oh god, Clum, that was hilarious!!! (you don't think we'll alienate the non-Scottish readers?) haha It made me think of "Sploonging gussets"...
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