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Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 10, 2012 6:30:55 PM

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I've never had a circumcised cock,
But I hear that they have to wank with a sock?
Maybe I'm wrong but I hear that the motion
Of wanking is made much better with lotion?

Some like it better, they say it's more clean
I don't care if they mind their hygiene.
Cut or uncut, I don't think I mind,
Whether it's pumping my puss or in my behind.

It's like the size issue, "too big or too small?"
To me the cock don't really matter at all.
It's not what you've got, it's what you do with it,
Now, bend me and fuck me and make me cum with it!


Ha!

Ok... How about, our next challenge is...

After sex cuddling
Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 10, 2012 8:06:15 PM

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We lie there exhausted
Still needing each other
Our arms are open
Our hearts beating
Our chests heave together.

In a passionate, tight embrace
I kiss your face and hug you close
How lovely it is to have a cuddle
Even though our minds are a muddle
The after sex cuddle
Perfect for when your mind
Is in a befuddle

Challenge: Submission
Guest
Posted: Friday, May 11, 2012 3:11:19 AM

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Submission (this is soooo not me)

You know I'm all yours
I'll do whatever you say
Please be my Master
Dominate my nights and into the day

Tell me your wish
No.. please Master, command
You know I'm like clay
In your strong virile hand

Please make me your pet
I'll gladly wear your collar
But not the cheap one from Walmart
That you bought for a dollar

You see this pet is special
I deserve a lot more
Diamond studded, no less
Or I'll show you the door

Every fantasy you have
I'll make them all real
You won't have to spank me
Even though I love how it feels

Yes, I'll wear your collar
Feel pride when every one sees
But Master, when you find the perfect collar
Find a cushion for my knees

Oops almost forgot He/she said the wrong name

Guest
Posted: Friday, May 11, 2012 3:22:10 AM

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(well done for rising, or should I say, kneeling, to the challenge!!! You realise that I can't read your posts without hearing your accent now?? lol)

What's your challenge, Wildcat?? Tell us what to write about next xx

OK guys... Challenge set by the delectable Wildcat is:

He/she said the wrong name

(that has happened to me BTW... Shocking!)
Guest
Posted: Friday, May 11, 2012 4:49:23 AM

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Mazza wrote:
(well done for rising, or should I say, kneeling, to the challenge!!! You realise that I can't read your posts without hearing your accent now?? lol)

What's your challenge, Wildcat?? Tell us what to write about next xx

OK guys... Challenge set by the delectable Wildcat is:

He/she said the wrong name

(that has happened to me BTW... Shocking!)


lol I'm the same, Mazza, I can't stop hearing wilcat's sexy voice on her posts. This challenge is a bit too challenging for my wee brain, I think I'll sit it out, but I love this thread, kick arse idea!
Guest
Posted: Friday, May 11, 2012 5:34:34 AM

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Gurlyboy wrote:


lol I'm the same, Mazza, I can't stop hearing wilcat's sexy voice on her posts. This challenge is a bit too challenging for my wee brain, I think I'll sit it out, but I love this thread, kick arse idea!


Thanks GB!! I'm loving the thread too!! Hugs

So, challenge still stands!!

He/She said the wrong name...
principessa
Posted: Friday, May 11, 2012 9:09:13 AM

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Wrong name

In the throes of lovemaking
All over each other, licking and kissing,
When reaching orgasm
I found out whom he was missing
It was not my name he shouted
Repeating the same name
His secret was outed
As he came and came
Not “God” or “Jesus” or even “Lover”
It was the name of another
The biggest shock – I’ll you advise
Not a girl’s name – it was a guy’s

Challenge: IUD


Guest
Posted: Friday, May 11, 2012 9:19:03 AM

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I would not have a UID I think they really suck
And if cock is massive, he might bash it when you fuck.
A piece of wire shoved up my hole, does nothing to entice me
What if it goes in too far and gets stuck, or worse, might slice me?

I also do not like the pill, the sponge the diaphragm or rubber
I'd prefer it on my period, although it makes me blubber
I guess the best thing you can do, is pull out before you cum?
(Or if you're feeling really brave, stick it up my bum!)

Hahahahah

OK, next challenge: Lush
principessa
Posted: Friday, May 11, 2012 11:03:36 AM

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Lush

You should never be in a rush
Just take your time
When reading Lush
Whether poems or the prose
You’ll find you tingle
From your head to your toes
And then there are rooms for chat
You can find someone
Just like that
Who will want to try their luck
So charming, so smooth
“Hey, baby, wanna fuck?”
The truth is that this site is good
For friends, fun, and more
A real neighbourhood
I should warn you though
And say this with conviction
If you’re not really careful
Lush will become an addiction

Challenge: lasciviousness


KrissyS
Posted: Friday, May 11, 2012 12:53:09 PM

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Lasciviouness is a well known word,
Which, nonetheless, is so rarely heard,
Inclined to lustfulness, wanton and lewd,
Qualities that most of us lushies exude.

Salacious, liscentious & lecherous folk,
Are the images that this word will no doubt envoke.
But sexual desire is not a crime,
If 'twere why on lush would we spend so much time?

Pruriance, wantonness & sexual desires,
We're all seeking kindling for our own kinky fires.
'Cause all here are bawdy, by degrees greater or less,
Just finding ways to fulfill our lasciviousness.

Challenge: Spooning
Guest
Posted: Friday, May 11, 2012 2:30:36 PM

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Spooning....


You went to bed first and lay on your side
I snuck in behind you with a slow wanting slide

Your cheeks are so smooth and it hits me just right
I snuggle in closer and feel it get tight

Your hips push back and your cheeks give a wiggle
It's growing so hard and is met with a giggle

My arms wrap around and search out your nipples
I fondle them lightly and feel a slight ripple

Your legs part slightly and everything lines up
My manhood is ready and slides in your cup

The shades are pulled back and in spills the moon
Ah...there is nothing like an old fashion spoon!


Challenge: The Hammock....

crazydiamond
Posted: Friday, May 11, 2012 5:43:54 PM

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PutmeinCoach wrote:
Spooning....


You went to bed first and lay on your side
I snuck in behind you with a slow wanting slide

Your cheeks are so smooth and it hits me just right
I snuggle in closer and feel it get tight

Your hips push back and your cheeks give a wiggle
It's growing so hard and is met with a giggle

My arms wrap around and search out your nipples
I fondle them lightly and feel a slight ripple

Your legs part slightly and everything lines up
My manhood is ready and slides in your cup

The shades are pulled back and in spills the moon
Ah...there is nothing like an old fashion spoon!


Challenge: The Hammock....



I lushed (liked) that! hahaha Nice one !!

principessa
Posted: Friday, May 11, 2012 5:53:36 PM

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The Hammock

The hammock, at first I thought crazy
Must be for the sexually lazy
As it turns out I was wrong
It is more than a souped up thong
It can be used by those who are kinky
Not just when your back is hinky
The hammock is a great sex swing
If sensual creativity is your thing
So many positions made so much easier
Your sex life can now be that much sleazier

Challenge: Virgin


Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 12, 2012 6:03:03 AM

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Hey!! Welcome to the new posters!!! Krissy and Coach, I hope you'll come back often!!!

Principessa's challenge still stands...

Virgin!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 12, 2012 7:03:19 AM

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Virgin

Never been touched
Never violated
She'd better watch out
She's getting annihilated

I'll make her my slut
bring out that raging nympho
It's what all men think
When they hear the word "Virgin"

I prefer to think of her
as one who needs
caressing

Gentle touching
Tender kissing
Handled with care and love
Eased into the world
Of sex and sensuality

Taken above the heavens
Like never before
And make her
my personal
cock loving whore!

Challenge: Group sex
principessa
Posted: Saturday, May 12, 2012 8:04:57 AM

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Group sex

Group sex is not something new
Like minded hedonists
All want to screw
Sets of arms and legs entwine
So many lovers
Which ones are mine?
Couplings haphazard, almost random
Every orifice filled
Being taken in tandem
Overstimulated, lost in feeling
This whole thing
Has left me reeling
A glass of wine and a rest
I have to think now
Who was best?

Challenge: nymphomaniac


curvygalore
Posted: Saturday, May 12, 2012 9:00:51 AM

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Kiss me quick and screw me slow,
Who's doing what to me? I don't know!
Give me that buzz and I'll do what you want
then move onto the next, 'cos I'm so upfront
Sex on the brain, and always ready
Don't choose me if you want to go steady!
Licking my lips for the next conquest.
Then on to another, and the next and the rest!

Challenge: scrotum
principessa
Posted: Saturday, May 12, 2012 10:59:03 AM

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Scrotum

Erogenous, your scrotum, your sack
You want it licked
From the front to the back
If you’re honest you’ll confess
You love when I do that
And kiss and caress
And not omit rub and knead
Your cock and your balls
The home of your seed
Sometimes part of sixty-nine
I do yours and you do mine

Challenge: sexy lingerie


curvygalore
Posted: Saturday, May 12, 2012 2:07:47 PM

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I love to dress in silk and lace
something brief and slinky
or if PVC is to your taste
when we're feeling kinky.
Drawers full of bras and sheer panties
all colours and styles, depending on our mood
from cover up frills to the very scanty
if we're feeling frisky or just plain rude.
So when I'm all arrayed
survey me at your leisure
for these wisps of clothing are for our play
and just to increase our pleasure...

Challenge: nipple clamps
Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 13, 2012 5:11:15 AM

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Nipple clamps

A couple of clothes pegs
or shiny ones, gold plated
Are they really that good
or just over rated?

My little nipples are
almost twice their size
extra perky little buds
an unexpected prize

Now I've got my nipples
in a tight little clamp
OMG my pussy tingles
my panties are damp.

The pain is a pleasure
Give a little tug on the chain
It sends high voltage south
Oooooh! I'm cumming again!

challenge: So, what are you wearing?





principessa
Posted: Sunday, May 13, 2012 10:36:37 AM

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So, what are you wearing?

So, what are you wearing?
Such a cliché
To be honest
I’m unwilling to say
I know you want in your head
An image of how
I’d look in your bed
A fantasy for your delight
To fuel your wanking
All through the night
Making you both moan and sigh
The truth is unsexy
That’s the reason I’ll lie
Say that I’m in lingerie red
Instead of old sweats
Enough has been said
When planning for hours of cyber sex
Comfortable - as good as it gets

Challenge: Phone sex



crazydiamond
Posted: Sunday, May 13, 2012 12:43:51 PM

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Phone Sex

The phone vibrates, so unexpected
This is your voice
The first time
Connected

Warm tingles race
Right through my body
That voice, those shoulders
Make me so naughty

A voice to put to
The titillating type
Intrigued, and wanting
I'm wet now, I'm ripe

My arousal is peaking
You're about to say ciao
Instead you appease me with
"Cum for me, NOW"


Challenge: Erections



Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 13, 2012 12:51:16 PM

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Erection, erection!
I love you, erection!
You big hard pole,
I want you in my hole!
Long ones, short ones
I don't care!
Your erection can take me there!

Challenge: ice cubes
principessa
Posted: Monday, May 14, 2012 1:42:35 PM

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Ice cubes

Baby, I’m so very sore
I have to beg you
Don’t fuck me more
I ask you now, pretty please
Some ice cubes fetch
My pain to ease
To my nether region apply
Held by your mouth
What a guy!
You’ve made it better
Yes, that’s great
Now make me come again
I don’t want to wait


Challenge: garter belt and stockings


crazydiamond
Posted: Monday, May 14, 2012 1:44:32 PM

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ahh i did that one, i'll have to back down :)


principessa
Posted: Monday, May 14, 2012 2:08:17 PM

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Post it anyhow, CD. Your verses are always wonderful. Just carry my challenge forward, please. P xx

WellMadeMale
Posted: Monday, May 14, 2012 3:47:13 PM

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Location: Cakeland, United States
Doh! Embarassed

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Monday, May 14, 2012 3:48:38 PM

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Location: Cakeland, United States
Your garter belt and stockings
The other day I thought to wear
As well as your pink panties
And magenta bustiere

Abandon to the wind I threw
With gusto I did undress
I disrobed my manly clothing
And now to you confess

Good thing that fabric stretches
You're nine sizes too damned small
Thank goodness I'm a skinny bitch
The garments did not rip at all

But now they may not hug you
As snugly as before
Unless you gain eighty pounds
And grow to six foot four

I might have left some pubic hair
In the woven spandex thong
And it might be slightly puffy now
Since it housed my humongous dong

Your garter belt and stockings
And killer push up bra
Gave me a spurting, massive woody
Your thong though - rubbed me raw

I share with you this secret
Not to shed guilt, but yet reveal
Might be six months til I do this next
It should take me that long to heal


Snoring


If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
principessa
Posted: Monday, May 14, 2012 5:23:46 PM

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Well done, WMM!

Snoring

Darling, am I so truly boring?
You are fast asleep and snoring
I need to have you in me deep
And all you want to do is sleep
I really think this is no joke
I have to give you a sharp poke
Forcing a stop to this buzz saw noise
You understand, I have no choice
I want to have some of your lovemaking
I am right beside you for the taking
Instead you lie there noisily sputtering
While selected curses I am uttering
If you do not stop this now
We will have a massive row
When you wake all happy and bright
After I have had a sleepless night.

Challenge: bustier



principessa
Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 2:09:56 PM

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No one bit since yesterday, so here is my effort.


Bustier

Sometimes when I feel lustier
I decide to wear my bustier
Of course that’s not how it to say
It is pronounced boost -ee – ay
Naturally leave it to the French
To help each girl look like a wench
Scads of lacy lingerie
Helps me have my wicked way
With my husband or my lovers
Before we are under the covers
And in bed for sex so dirty
Started by my bustier so flirty
It turns them on and makes them hot
Flannel pyjamas this is not

Challenge: chastity belt


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