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I've never had a circumcised cock,
But I hear that they have to wank with a sock?
Maybe I'm wrong but I hear that the motion
Of wanking is made much better with lotion?
Some like it better, they say it's more clean
I don't care if they mind their hygiene.
Cut or uncut, I don't think I mind,
Whether it's pumping my puss or in my behind.
It's like the size issue, "too big or too small?"
To me the cock don't really matter at all.
It's not what you've got, it's what you do with it,
Now, bend me and fuck me and make me cum with it!
Ha!
Ok... How about, our next challenge is...
After sex cuddling
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We lie there exhausted Still needing each other Our arms are open Our hearts beating Our chests heave together. In a passionate, tight embrace I kiss your face and hug you close How lovely it is to have a cuddle Even though our minds are a muddle The after sex cuddle Perfect for when your mind Is in a befuddle Challenge: Submission
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Submission (this is soooo not me) You know I'm all yours I'll do whatever you say Please be my Master Dominate my nights and into the day Tell me your wish No.. please Master, command You know I'm like clay In your strong virile hand Please make me your pet I'll gladly wear your collar But not the cheap one from Walmart That you bought for a dollar You see this pet is special I deserve a lot more Diamond studded, no less Or I'll show you the door Every fantasy you have I'll make them all real You won't have to spank me Even though I love how it feels Yes, I'll wear your collar Feel pride when every one sees But Master, when you find the perfect collar Find a cushion for my knees Oops almost forgot He/she said the wrong name
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin
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(well done for rising, or should I say, kneeling, to the challenge!!! You realise that I can't read your posts without hearing your accent now?? lol)
What's your challenge, Wildcat?? Tell us what to write about next xx
OK guys... Challenge set by the delectable Wildcat is:
He/she said the wrong name
(that has happened to me BTW... Shocking!)
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Mazza wrote:(well done for rising, or should I say, kneeling, to the challenge!!! You realise that I can't read your posts without hearing your accent now?? lol)
What's your challenge, Wildcat?? Tell us what to write about next xx
OK guys... Challenge set by the delectable Wildcat is:
He/she said the wrong name
(that has happened to me BTW... Shocking!) lol I'm the same, Mazza, I can't stop hearing wilcat's sexy voice on her posts. This challenge is a bit too challenging for my wee brain, I think I'll sit it out, but I love this thread, kick arse idea!
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Gurlyboy wrote:
lol I'm the same, Mazza, I can't stop hearing wilcat's sexy voice on her posts. This challenge is a bit too challenging for my wee brain, I think I'll sit it out, but I love this thread, kick arse idea!
Thanks GB!! I'm loving the thread too!!  So, challenge still stands!! He/She said the wrong name...
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Wrong name In the throes of lovemaking All over each other, licking and kissing, When reaching orgasm I found out whom he was missing It was not my name he shouted Repeating the same name His secret was outed As he came and came Not “God” or “Jesus” or even “Lover” It was the name of another The biggest shock – I’ll you advise Not a girl’s name – it was a guy’s Challenge: IUD
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I would not have a UID I think they really suck
And if cock is massive, he might bash it when you fuck.
A piece of wire shoved up my hole, does nothing to entice me
What if it goes in too far and gets stuck, or worse, might slice me?
I also do not like the pill, the sponge the diaphragm or rubber
I'd prefer it on my period, although it makes me blubber
I guess the best thing you can do, is pull out before you cum?
(Or if you're feeling really brave, stick it up my bum!)
Hahahahah
OK, next challenge: Lush
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Lush You should never be in a rush Just take your time When reading Lush Whether poems or the prose You’ll find you tingle From your head to your toes And then there are rooms for chat You can find someone Just like that Who will want to try their luck So charming, so smooth “Hey, baby, wanna fuck?” The truth is that this site is good For friends, fun, and more A real neighbourhood I should warn you though And say this with conviction If you’re not really careful Lush will become an addiction Challenge: lasciviousness
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Lasciviouness is a well known word,
Which, nonetheless, is so rarely heard,
Inclined to lustfulness, wanton and lewd,
Qualities that most of us lushies exude.
Salacious, liscentious & lecherous folk,
Are the images that this word will no doubt envoke.
But sexual desire is not a crime,
If 'twere why on lush would we spend so much time?
Pruriance, wantonness & sexual desires,
We're all seeking kindling for our own kinky fires.
'Cause all here are bawdy, by degrees greater or less,
Just finding ways to fulfill our lasciviousness.
Challenge: Spooning
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Spooning....
You went to bed first and lay on your side
I snuck in behind you with a slow wanting slide
Your cheeks are so smooth and it hits me just right
I snuggle in closer and feel it get tight
Your hips push back and your cheeks give a wiggle
It's growing so hard and is met with a giggle
My arms wrap around and search out your nipples
I fondle them lightly and feel a slight ripple
Your legs part slightly and everything lines up
My manhood is ready and slides in your cup
The shades are pulled back and in spills the moon
Ah...there is nothing like an old fashion spoon!
Challenge: The Hammock....
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PutmeinCoach wrote:Spooning....
You went to bed first and lay on your side
I snuck in behind you with a slow wanting slide
Your cheeks are so smooth and it hits me just right
I snuggle in closer and feel it get tight
Your hips push back and your cheeks give a wiggle
It's growing so hard and is met with a giggle
My arms wrap around and search out your nipples
I fondle them lightly and feel a slight ripple
Your legs part slightly and everything lines up
My manhood is ready and slides in your cup
The shades are pulled back and in spills the moon
Ah...there is nothing like an old fashion spoon!
Challenge: The Hammock....
 I lushed (liked) that! hahaha Nice one !!
Now with audio!!!!
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The Hammock The hammock, at first I thought crazy Must be for the sexually lazy As it turns out I was wrong It is more than a souped up thong It can be used by those who are kinky Not just when your back is hinky The hammock is a great sex swing If sensual creativity is your thing So many positions made so much easier Your sex life can now be that much sleazier Challenge: Virgin
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Hey!! Welcome to the new posters!!! Krissy and Coach, I hope you'll come back often!!!
Principessa's challenge still stands...
Virgin!
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Virgin Never been touched Never violated She'd better watch out She's getting annihilated I'll make her my slut bring out that raging nympho It's what all men think When they hear the word "Virgin" I prefer to think of her as one who needs caressing Gentle touching Tender kissing Handled with care and love Eased into the world Of sex and sensuality Taken above the heavens Like never before And make her my personal cock loving whore! Challenge: Group sex
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Group sex Group sex is not something new Like minded hedonists All want to screw Sets of arms and legs entwine So many lovers Which ones are mine? Couplings haphazard, almost random Every orifice filled Being taken in tandem Overstimulated, lost in feeling This whole thing Has left me reeling A glass of wine and a rest I have to think now Who was best? Challenge: nymphomaniac
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Kiss me quick and screw me slow,
Who's doing what to me? I don't know!
Give me that buzz and I'll do what you want
then move onto the next, 'cos I'm so upfront
Sex on the brain, and always ready
Don't choose me if you want to go steady!
Licking my lips for the next conquest.
Then on to another, and the next and the rest!
Challenge: scrotum
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Scrotum Erogenous, your scrotum, your sack You want it licked From the front to the back If you’re honest you’ll confess You love when I do that And kiss and caress And not omit rub and knead Your cock and your balls The home of your seed Sometimes part of sixty-nine I do yours and you do mine Challenge: sexy lingerie
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I love to dress in silk and lace
something brief and slinky
or if PVC is to your taste
when we're feeling kinky.
Drawers full of bras and sheer panties
all colours and styles, depending on our mood
from cover up frills to the very scanty
if we're feeling frisky or just plain rude.
So when I'm all arrayed
survey me at your leisure
for these wisps of clothing are for our play
and just to increase our pleasure...
Challenge: nipple clamps
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Nipple clampsA couple of clothes pegs or shiny ones, gold plated Are they really that good or just over rated? My little nipples are almost twice their size extra perky little buds an unexpected prize Now I've got my nipples in a tight little clamp OMG my pussy tingles my panties are damp. The pain is a pleasure Give a little tug on the chain It sends high voltage south Oooooh! I'm cumming again! challenge: So, what are you wearing?
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin
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So, what are you wearing? So, what are you wearing? Such a cliché To be honest I’m unwilling to say I know you want in your head An image of how I’d look in your bed A fantasy for your delight To fuel your wanking All through the night Making you both moan and sigh The truth is unsexy That’s the reason I’ll lie Say that I’m in lingerie red Instead of old sweats Enough has been said When planning for hours of cyber sex Comfortable - as good as it gets Challenge: Phone sex
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Phone Sex The phone vibrates, so unexpected This is your voice The first time Connected Warm tingles race Right through my body That voice, those shoulders Make me so naughty A voice to put to The titillating type Intrigued, and wanting I'm wet now, I'm ripe My arousal is peaking You're about to say ciao Instead you appease me with "Cum for me, NOW" Challenge: Erections
Now with audio!!!!
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Erection, erection! I love you, erection! You big hard pole, I want you in my hole! Long ones, short ones I don't care! Your erection can take me there! Challenge: ice cubes
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Ice cubes Baby, I’m so very sore I have to beg you Don’t fuck me more I ask you now, pretty please Some ice cubes fetch My pain to ease To my nether region apply Held by your mouth What a guy! You’ve made it better Yes, that’s great Now make me come again I don’t want to wait Challenge: garter belt and stockings
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ahh i did that one, i'll have to back down :)
Now with audio!!!!
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Post it anyhow, CD. Your verses are always wonderful. Just carry my challenge forward, please. P xx
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Doh! 
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Your garter belt and stockings The other day I thought to wear As well as your pink panties And magenta bustiere Abandon to the wind I threw With gusto I did undress I disrobed my manly clothing And now to you confess Good thing that fabric stretches You're nine sizes too damned small Thank goodness I'm a skinny bitch The garments did not rip at all But now they may not hug you As snugly as before Unless you gain eighty pounds And grow to six foot four I might have left some pubic hair In the woven spandex thong And it might be slightly puffy now Since it housed my humongous dong Your garter belt and stockings And killer push up bra Gave me a spurting, massive woody Your thong though - rubbed me raw I share with you this secret Not to shed guilt, but yet reveal Might be six months til I do this next It should take me that long to heal Snoring
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Well done, WMM! Snoring Darling, am I so truly boring? You are fast asleep and snoring I need to have you in me deep And all you want to do is sleep I really think this is no joke I have to give you a sharp poke Forcing a stop to this buzz saw noise You understand, I have no choice I want to have some of your lovemaking I am right beside you for the taking Instead you lie there noisily sputtering While selected curses I am uttering If you do not stop this now We will have a massive row When you wake all happy and bright After I have had a sleepless night. Challenge: bustier
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No one bit since yesterday, so here is my effort. Bustier Sometimes when I feel lustier I decide to wear my bustier Of course that’s not how it to say It is pronounced boost -ee – ay Naturally leave it to the French To help each girl look like a wench Scads of lacy lingerie Helps me have my wicked way With my husband or my lovers Before we are under the covers And in bed for sex so dirty Started by my bustier so flirty It turns them on and makes them hot Flannel pyjamas this is not Challenge: chastity belt
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