Janitor fired for supervising to make sure no real harm is done. School board official who gave students a key to the school left unscathed.

Wow!!! A prank invoving 10,000 PostIt notes costs students their last week of school. And even worse, a janitor loses her job over it? It's PostIt notes, they come right off. Totally harmless prank where nothing and no one was damaged. How is it the lowly janitor is fired, but the school board official that gave students a key to the high school has escaped any repercussions? When did we lose our sense of humor. All this hyper-sensitive and easily offended at anything and everything realllllllly needs to stop. I'm moving to North Korea.

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When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates

ridiciculous!

Sometimes i just want to slap people in the face!

LM - no need to go to North Korea, you are welcome in Brasil, here people still make fun of each other without any kind of reprocussion... For example, if you have a big nose, your friends are most likely going to nickname you "nose". One great example was my friend that broke his arm after slipping on a banna peel - to this day his name is Banana! hahaha

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Overwhelming Reality

From Across the Room

Suspend the Superintendent.

I've done some research ... Who wants a phone number?

post it notes are a gate way drug, obviously.

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Bitches in the Basement on Amazon by our own Dancing Doll

Wow.

When I was in high school, some friends and I turned every single book in the school library backwards. Our punishment was to give up one lunch hour to put the library back in order — which we fully intended to do from the outset. I wonder what would have happened to us these days?

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Maggie Rascal
(Please note, I am no longer active on Lush and will not be responding to messages or friend requests.)

Geez! These kids woulda probably gotten hung if they'd done what WE used to do when I was that age! Like park the Superentendant's car in the vestibule of the high school! Get a grip, people!!
NM

Not like Americans to overreact.

We used spray to make Giant smiley faces on the lawn :) farm kids have an easy supply of pesticides available :)

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Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many?
It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000!

Charge Nurse

Thank you so very much to those who have read it!

It is a pretty lame prank for the punishment.

When I was sophomore I hot wired the janitor's golf cart and drove it around campus. It started to lose power so I drove it in reverse until It died So I left it there and went to class, It was cool until the dean of students showed up with his face all red and ears steaming to pull me out of art class. We were fucking around with clay or something retarded. So he sits me down in front of his big scary desk and starts yelling at my ass. He pulls out a piece of paper saying what I did and that my parents needed to sign, and a bill for six batteries... THAT'S IT. I forged the signature and and just gave him the cash and that was that. No suspension no nothing. No follow up call to make sure I wasn't forging or anything. This school would have tortured me in the middle of the quad then cut my head off like on fucking Braveheart, yelling freedom if I would have tried that there.

Then I didnt want to do my typing class that same year and me and friend took all the balls out of the mouses. We put them a plastic baggie and hid them. When class was over I put them where the teacher could find them. I didn't get caught for that one but we were heros for 45 minutes.

I made stink bombs in science class to set off in religion class because I hated that class too. That made class that day awesome as well. We got to have it outside and nature distracted us too much to have real class

I have so many others that aren't quite so crazy sounding but they aren't as interesting.

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They do. And oh look you used my same picture against me. Look at that, poetic kinda or something.

And oh come on... It's your turn to say something interesting. I keep hogging up all the turns. I should play nicer and let you go.

Yes the batteries were fried. Hot wiring an electric ride 'n' all.

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Awww Looks like you lasted about .2 seconds on the mechanical bull before resorting to ass-kissery. No worries, I understand.

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You're saying I don't understand sarcasm? Then you go and make a statement about one of the most bad ass stories on lush and accuse me of being a date raper based on a story I wrote. A fucking awesome story where the girl does coke right off the guy's dick? That story fucks the reader in their brain's ass!

Do you make those assumptions about every author? Do you believe that incest authors on here fuck their daughters "IRL"? There are laws against that too... Do you believe every romance poet must be the most romantic man on earth as well? Or every BDSM author lives the lifestyle as portrayed in their fantastical descriptions. Don't accuse me of not knowing sarcasm then make a retarded ass statement like that.

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Uncensored poster here.

One Thing Leads to Another: Hey, That's My Ass!

In case anyone would like to read the full story. It was approved, I think they know better than FTLmale.

Your buzzing around seems crystal clear to me now. Obviously you don't like the beginning to my teen anal extravaganza. Nothing new.

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BTW

All students' suspensions revoked, custodian not fired after Post-It prank


Suspension & Firing CANCELLED

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No Jack, but I am someone with a real life,
and I bid you to have another awesome strokin' Friday night on lush while I go live mine.


Good night!
Michael

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