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My Lord:“I will buy a guarantee, Of my wife’s fidelity, With a device of chastity, And only I will have the key.” “Though I be gone for many a year, Leaving you alone, my dear, I will have nought to fear, That other men may enter here.” My Lady:“Did you think that you could block, My cunt from taking any cock, My cunning will outwit this lock Come my lovers, to me flock.” “I may be under lock and key, But my mouth is warm and free, If I go down upon my knee, I can take you orally.” Challenge: Putting on a condom
Just put a new story up called Venus: My Mistress In Leather and Lace. It seems a long time since I have written any prose, been seduced by prosody. Anyway, please feel free to check it out - Thank you xxx
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Putting on a condom In these days of STDs No matter how much We want to please There must be a rule Too many dangers To be a fool If you want to make love With me, my darling You wear a “glove” Unless monogamous, I insist You put on a condom Or I will resist All of your love and advances Here, let me help I ‘ll take no chances OMG, you’re big and thick This condom is awkward Will it fit your dick? There we are, now it’s done We can start having fun Challenge: Tantric sex
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No one stepped up, so here is another from me. Tantric sex Tantric sex, so cool, New Age Close the book, turn the page We are not spiritually aware And our subconscious cannot get us there No contact, touching, or kissing You know exactly what we’re missing We should be lascivious and louche Fuck me senseless, devour my cooch I want to feel you in me deep Spasm after spasm, then unconscious sleep So take me, have me, love me madly Touch me, kiss me, behave badly I want you, I need you, and I’m frantic I just don’t want sex that’s tantric Challenge: Fetish
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There was a young woman who came, When she was hit on the ass with a cane. No other thrill, Her needs could fulfil, She just had a fetish for pain. Next: After sex cuddles
Just put a new story up called Venus: My Mistress In Leather and Lace. It seems a long time since I have written any prose, been seduced by prosody. Anyway, please feel free to check it out - Thank you xxx
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Don't fuck where you sleep Or you'll wind up deep Laying in puddles During after sex cuddles Few things are worse Than this cuddling curse Fuck on the rug, the deck or the chair Fuck in the grass, her ass in the air Just keep this in mind As you drill from behind That which you shoot in her coot becomes moot When your bodies are tired and your asses are mired While embraced, laying in spent chilly loot The Affair to Nowhere
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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The Affair to Nowhere I should have known When this was nascent That your attitude Is too complacent I want you close I love you madly You push me away You treat me badly You are distracted By other lovers And I’m impacted And can’t recover You do not give But only take I realize this is My decision to make I have to end this affair With a broken heart It is going nowhere Challenge: Unrequited love
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Sonnet For My Unrequited LoveYou walk into a room and my jaw drops, What is this dream of beauty that I see? If you turn and walk away, my life stops, I know that you will never notice me. I fear that if I tell you, I’ll be crushed, I see you in the street, I just go red, My friends all laugh and say, “It must be lust!” And think I want to get you in my bed. They tell me all the time to make a move, I listen to their jokes but do not speak. They do not understand, I am in love, And something more than sex is what I seek. I wish that I could take the risk and see, If you could feel the same way about me. Challenge: Make up sex
Just put a new story up called Venus: My Mistress In Leather and Lace. It seems a long time since I have written any prose, been seduced by prosody. Anyway, please feel free to check it out - Thank you xxx
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Graham_X wrote:Challenge: Make up sex Every now and then when you really let it out comes the crying tears of pain and a little pout But then you realize the hurtful things you've said you put your arms around her and lift her off to bed That first kiss is still so salty upon her cheek so flush you whisper you are sorry and it turns into a blush Each kiss begets the passion as your tongues begin to dance you finally are forgiven when her hand is in your pants And then before you know it you both are in the nude I love that makeup sex even though it starts so crude. Challenge: The Missionary Position
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The Missionary Position There's one position that has a catch Our statures don't exactly match delicious brown eyes, you're six feet tall I'm a neat little package, but oh so small I'm sure you'd satisfy in the Missionary Position It could be awkward, that's just my suspicion You see, I'm just a tiny little minnow You go for a smooch, but find a mouthful of pillow challenge: Stretch marks
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin |
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I used to have a lovely shape
My curves so smooth and tight
And then I had a couple kids
Who left me quite the sight.
Now my tummy has these scars
It looks like I've been burned
I used to get quite paranoid
But since then I have learned
If you look very close at me
You'll see they can be pleasing
The colours and the shape of them
Should not affect your teasing
These scars are there to show you all
The trials that I've been through
The mark of a true woman
Displaying what is true.
And so I've come to realise
That although I am not perfect
If you love me, you'll love ALL of me
No matter that I'm wrecked.
Next challenge:
BETRAYAL
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Come on...
Someone pick up betrayal, or I'll have to do it myself!!
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Okay, M - just because you asked so nicely. Betrayal When you and I became lovers I thought that we’d forsake all others And to each other be ever true But now I see a new side of you Your love is not only for me There is another whom you see I sit at home alone and wonder How I could make such a blunder No matter how hard I try There is nothing to do but cry Only one view can be conveyed It is me you have betrayed Challenge: Living in sin
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Living In Sin
So I asked, "DO you love me?"
And She said, "No,
But let's move in together
And give it a go.
We can screw in the kitchen
And play with our food,
And shower together,
If we're both in the mood."
"But don't you think," I asked
"That people will talk?"
"So what if they do?
They can take a long walk
Off a short pier.
Com'on, be a Dear;
Just give yourself in,
'Cause there's nothing so fun
As living in sin."
next challenge:
menage a trois
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
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Nice one Dlizze!
Topic: menage a trois
(conservative)
What was one, then became two,
but now I wish for three.
Double the excitement to carry me through,
and more the sights to see.
Am I too greedy, am I too bold,
to desire the touch of more than one other?
Could we get lost in experiences untold ...
would I risk the neglect of my lover?
I could be forgotten, my lust compared,
my affection no longer the choice of my mate.
To bring in a third to the bed we shared,
could lead me to have to masturbate.
next: fingering
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Fingering:
He rubbed his thumb against her clit,
His fingers 'tween her lips,
She was moaning 'this is it!'
As she pushed up with her hips.
One, two, three inside her cunt
He began to plunge, with speed
He felt her puss contract and shunt
She moaned, to show her need.
He finger fucked her fast, with haste
Still rubbing with his thumb
He knew that he would have to taste
As he pushed one up her bum.
That was it! She moaned and gasped
Her climax washing over
His hair was thick, she pulled and clasped
He was such an amazing lover!
Next challenge...
Sex outdoors...
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Sex Outdoors
Breaking from the woods into an open glade
The lovers found a place for the blanket they laid.
And having spread themselves upon the ground
Wantonly,
Their hands and fingers wandered to see what could be found.
Lips were firmly pressed as limpets to a shark.
Needing neither light nor air, their tongues worked in the dark.
With eyes tightly closed she loudly moaned and said
Brazenly,
"Fuck me silly now; I need to feel that silken head."
Without further foreplay, he entered to her sheath
The birds and squirrels were silenced by their thrashing in the heath.
As they thrust against each other over and again.
Suddenly,
A lightning bolt! Then, with them, came the rain.
They laughed and held each other tight then rolled upon their back
And lay there side by side, as the rain pelted her crack.
And as they lay there laughing, their muscles all gone slack,
(spent, you see)
She said to him, "Usually, when I cum, all I see is black."
Next:
A playful swat on the ass
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
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Nice one again DLizze!
A Playful Swat on the Ass
It all started as a playful swat on the ass,
But then moved towards a needful squeeze.
Her desire was growing, she could not let it pass,
She leaned back into him, beckoning to be pleased.
She could feel his manhood growing long,
Embrace and cradled from behind.
His breath was warm, his arms felt strong,
Anticipation growing, she would loose her mind.
His length slipped to her growing heat,
It's tip between the softness of her rear.
Some slight resistance it did meet,
When it slipped inside he bit her ear.
Rising in ecstasy and lust untold,
She moaned and cried her hearts desire.
To feel him deep inside her soul,
Left her body in delicious fire.
She fell into the rhythm of the rock and thrust,
She longed for eternity, no time to pass.
These throngs of heated desire and lust,
That all began with a playful swat on the ass.
Next challenge: analingus
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I've been known to talk shit But I dance around it When I tongue her from Tailbone to clit Her starfish can wink But I avoid stink And generally migrate Straight towards the pink I'd much rather paint Her pussy and taint With hearty cunnilingus And no cowardly faint The likelihood of me Eating ass Just ain't Frozen Cum Cubes
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Frozen Cum Cubes But why?
I am confused!
Help me to understand,
Why anyone would freeze their cum?
Do you put it in drinks on a hot day?
Is this some kind of new fetish,
Of which I’m unaware?
Frozen cum cubes?
But why?
Poetic responses to the above please!
Just put a new story up called Venus: My Mistress In Leather and Lace. It seems a long time since I have written any prose, been seduced by prosody. Anyway, please feel free to check it out - Thank you xxx
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Graham_X wrote:Frozen Cum Cubes But why?
I am confused!
Help me to understand,
Why anyone would freeze their cum?
Do you put it in drinks on a hot day?
Is this some kind of new fetish,
Of which I’m unaware?
Frozen cum cubes?
But why?
Poetic responses to the above please! What's the challenge?
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Haikus are easy They just don't always make sense Refrigerator
Life's a beach and then you dive.
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PutmeinCoach wrote:
What's the challenge?
Whoops, sorry. I think I was unclear. The challenge was to explain, in poetry, why you'd want frozen cum cubes.  I have, subsequently, discovered that some people do it as a form of submission. So, a new challenge! The wet patch (and who gets to sleep in it)
Just put a new story up called Venus: My Mistress In Leather and Lace. It seems a long time since I have written any prose, been seduced by prosody. Anyway, please feel free to check it out - Thank you xxx
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The wet patchYou tickled and teased Oh pussy is pleased So much attention to my hungry snatch I've gone and made a sticky wet patch But, my love ,you weren't thinking with your head That little wet patch is on your side of the bed Tho my body and brain are lustily befuddled It's you who's sleeping in the puddle challenge: The bearded clam
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin
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Sorry but I have written this, so I will post ... Oh dear we have a wet patch It really is quite wide And, dear boy, I do declare It to be on your side. Those pleading eyes aren't gonna work In fact it's quite a bore And if you keep on whimpering You'll sleep upon the floor You've shot your load; had your fun You made that yummy mess Repeatedly refused to lick it up Even under duress. So stop your fuss and 'man up' It's truly not that bad It is but a small reminder of The pleasure that we've had. Dry your eyes and wipe your nose It's not nice to watch you weep And please do stop that sniffling 'Cause now I wish to sleep. And wildcat's challenge was/is: The bearded clam
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"
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Oh, the bearded clam, so gone from site.
I seek your sweet bushy pose most every night.
But, it seems, you've fallen to common wants.
So now your bearded bushy beauty my mind haunts.
To taste and feel you on my tongue.
So bitter sweet, is that so wrong?
If it is, I will never mind,
to lap you up from behind.
So often most succumb to the razor,
but once in a while it's you I savour.
To feel the strings of pang and taste,
so once in a while, don't run to wax post haste.
I'll love you and take in all of your charm.
The uninitiated country girl on the farm.
To roll around in your fields of grass,
and end up with my tongue in your unshaven ass.
Next: fake boobies
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Too slow ... again ... grrr ... really must learn to rhyme faster ... either that or give up the day job. And now I have 32 lines on "The Bearded Clam" that is no use to man nor beast ... grrr x
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Cumgirl, just post it anyway and leave the original challenge...
That's happened a few times...
FAKE BOOBIES
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Thank you Mazza ... I had hoped it would be acceptable x There is a bar in Maryland It's called 'The Bearded Clam' Of sexual innuendo They do not give a damn: Though you can buy a t-shirt That claims "No muff, too tuff" That is a mighty powerful boast I hope they know their stuff. I've ogled every patron Shortlisted those I like And soon I will be travelling By plane and train and bike. My pretty kitty is not tough It's smooth, soft and hairless And it will purr quite merrily When lovingly caressed. Dear patron of The Bearded Clam Do clamber from your stool Stop your reading, sup up your pint Finish that game of pool. A beardless clam I bring to you Your boast you must make good I really, really, really hope I've not misunderstood. Because that would be embarrassing Stood, waiting and expectant Juices trickling down my thighs The bar filling with my scent. Whilst all you lovely people Continued with your day Leaving me and my pent up need To quietly skulk away. And Eviotis' challenge is ... FAKE BOOBIES
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Nice job CG!!
I think with this thread, that because it can take a while to write your ditty, it's absolutely acceptable to have double entries (oh god, the innuendo in that last sentence alone)
OK, I'll take the fake boobies challenge (haw hee haw)
Fake Boobies
Breasts appear in many guises,
Lots of different shapes and sizes.
Some are pert and some are saggy
Some are full and some are baggy.
Once you reach a certain age
You might find you get to the stage
Where you want a little tuck
to make them pretty, when you fuck.
Some silicone might serve you well
Real or fake? You cannot tell
Nipples pointing high and loud
Standing out, you'll feel so proud.
OK, that's enough...
Next challenge:
MISSING SOMEONE
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Missing Someone I've not seen you in ages My pining radar is going haywire I miss you You're my random stranger I've not even seen an email from you Did you disappear? Are you still here? Come back, E, I love you Challenge: Cock blocked
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