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Graham_X
Posted: Wednesday, May 16, 2012 12:55:42 AM

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My Lord:
“I will buy a guarantee,
Of my wife’s fidelity,
With a device of chastity,
And only I will have the key.”

“Though I be gone for many a year,
Leaving you alone, my dear,
I will have nought to fear,
That other men may enter here.”

My Lady:
“Did you think that you could block,
My cunt from taking any cock,
My cunning will outwit this lock
Come my lovers, to me flock.”

“I may be under lock and key,
But my mouth is warm and free,
If I go down upon my knee,
I can take you orally.”

Challenge: Putting on a condom

Just put a new story up called Venus: My Mistress In Leather and Lace. It seems a long time since I have written any prose, been seduced by prosody. Anyway, please feel free to check it out - Thank you xxx
principessa
Posted: Wednesday, May 16, 2012 11:11:13 AM

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Putting on a condom

In these days of STDs
No matter how much
We want to please
There must be a rule
Too many dangers
To be a fool
If you want to make love
With me, my darling
You wear a “glove”
Unless monogamous, I insist
You put on a condom
Or I will resist
All of your love and advances
Here, let me help
I ‘ll take no chances
OMG, you’re big and thick
This condom is awkward
Will it fit your dick?
There we are, now it’s done
We can start having fun

Challenge: Tantric sex


principessa
Posted: Wednesday, May 16, 2012 3:28:24 PM

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No one stepped up, so here is another from me.

Tantric sex

Tantric sex, so cool, New Age
Close the book, turn the page
We are not spiritually aware
And our subconscious cannot get us there
No contact, touching, or kissing
You know exactly what we’re missing
We should be lascivious and louche
Fuck me senseless, devour my cooch
I want to feel you in me deep
Spasm after spasm, then unconscious sleep
So take me, have me, love me madly
Touch me, kiss me, behave badly
I want you, I need you, and I’m frantic
I just don’t want sex that’s tantric

Challenge: Fetish



Graham_X
Posted: Thursday, May 17, 2012 7:39:12 AM

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There was a young woman who came,
When she was hit on the ass with a cane.
No other thrill,
Her needs could fulfil,
She just had a fetish for pain.

Next: After sex cuddles

Just put a new story up called Venus: My Mistress In Leather and Lace. It seems a long time since I have written any prose, been seduced by prosody. Anyway, please feel free to check it out - Thank you xxx
WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, May 17, 2012 7:55:00 AM

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Don't fuck where you sleep
Or you'll wind up deep
Laying in puddles
During after sex cuddles

Few things are worse
Than this cuddling curse
Fuck on the rug, the deck or the chair
Fuck in the grass, her ass in the air

Just keep this in mind
As you drill from behind
That which you shoot in her coot becomes moot
When your bodies are tired and your asses are mired
While embraced, laying in spent chilly loot

The Affair to Nowhere

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
principessa
Posted: Thursday, May 17, 2012 2:58:16 PM

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The Affair to Nowhere

I should have known
When this was nascent
That your attitude
Is too complacent
I want you close
I love you madly
You push me away
You treat me badly
You are distracted
By other lovers
And I’m impacted
And can’t recover
You do not give
But only take
I realize this is
My decision to make
I have to end this affair
With a broken heart
It is going nowhere

Challenge: Unrequited love



Graham_X
Posted: Friday, May 18, 2012 1:41:22 PM

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Sonnet For My Unrequited Love

You walk into a room and my jaw drops,
What is this dream of beauty that I see?
If you turn and walk away, my life stops,
I know that you will never notice me.

I fear that if I tell you, I’ll be crushed,
I see you in the street, I just go red,
My friends all laugh and say, “It must be lust!”
And think I want to get you in my bed.

They tell me all the time to make a move,
I listen to their jokes but do not speak.
They do not understand, I am in love,
And something more than sex is what I seek.

I wish that I could take the risk and see,
If you could feel the same way about me.

Challenge: Make up sex

Just put a new story up called Venus: My Mistress In Leather and Lace. It seems a long time since I have written any prose, been seduced by prosody. Anyway, please feel free to check it out - Thank you xxx
Guest
Posted: Friday, May 18, 2012 4:41:19 PM

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Graham_X wrote:
Challenge: Make up sex



Every now and then when you really let it out
comes the crying tears of pain and a little pout

But then you realize the hurtful things you've said
you put your arms around her and lift her off to bed

That first kiss is still so salty upon her cheek so flush
you whisper you are sorry and it turns into a blush

Each kiss begets the passion as your tongues begin to dance
you finally are forgiven when her hand is in your pants

And then before you know it you both are in the nude
I love that makeup sex even though it starts so crude.

Challenge: The Missionary Position
Guest
Posted: Friday, May 18, 2012 10:57:39 PM

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The Missionary Position

There's one position that has a catch
Our statures don't exactly match

delicious brown eyes, you're six feet tall
I'm a neat little package, but oh so small

I'm sure you'd satisfy in the Missionary Position
It could be awkward, that's just my suspicion

You see, I'm just a tiny little minnow
You go for a smooch, but find a mouthful of pillow

challenge: Stretch marks
Guest
Posted: Monday, May 21, 2012 6:51:31 AM

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I used to have a lovely shape

My curves so smooth and tight

And then I had a couple kids

Who left me quite the sight.


Now my tummy has these scars

It looks like I've been burned

I used to get quite paranoid

But since then I have learned


If you look very close at me

You'll see they can be pleasing

The colours and the shape of them

Should not affect your teasing


These scars are there to show you all

The trials that I've been through

The mark of a true woman

Displaying what is true.


And so I've come to realise

That although I am not perfect

If you love me, you'll love ALL of me

No matter that I'm wrecked.



Next challenge:

BETRAYAL
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 22, 2012 6:21:52 AM

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Come on...

Someone pick up betrayal, or I'll have to do it myself!!
principessa
Posted: Tuesday, May 22, 2012 8:41:22 PM

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Okay, M - just because you asked so nicely.


Betrayal

When you and I became lovers
I thought that we’d forsake all others
And to each other be ever true
But now I see a new side of you
Your love is not only for me
There is another whom you see
I sit at home alone and wonder
How I could make such a blunder
No matter how hard I try
There is nothing to do but cry
Only one view can be conveyed
It is me you have betrayed

Challenge: Living in sin


DLizze
Posted: Tuesday, May 22, 2012 10:39:01 PM

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Living In Sin

So I asked, "DO you love me?"
And She said, "No,
But let's move in together
And give it a go.
We can screw in the kitchen
And play with our food,
And shower together,
If we're both in the mood."

"But don't you think," I asked
"That people will talk?"
"So what if they do?
They can take a long walk
Off a short pier.
Com'on, be a Dear;
Just give yourself in,
'Cause there's nothing so fun
As living in sin."


next challenge:
menage a trois


"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
gill4
Posted: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 12:06:08 AM

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Nice one Dlizze!

Topic: menage a trois

(conservative)
What was one, then became two,
but now I wish for three.
Double the excitement to carry me through,
and more the sights to see.

Am I too greedy, am I too bold,
to desire the touch of more than one other?
Could we get lost in experiences untold ...
would I risk the neglect of my lover?

I could be forgotten, my lust compared,
my affection no longer the choice of my mate.
To bring in a third to the bed we shared,
could lead me to have to masturbate.

next: fingering
Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 24, 2012 2:27:24 AM

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Fingering:

He rubbed his thumb against her clit,

His fingers 'tween her lips,

She was moaning 'this is it!'

As she pushed up with her hips.


One, two, three inside her cunt

He began to plunge, with speed

He felt her puss contract and shunt

She moaned, to show her need.


He finger fucked her fast, with haste

Still rubbing with his thumb

He knew that he would have to taste

As he pushed one up her bum.


That was it! She moaned and gasped

Her climax washing over

His hair was thick, she pulled and clasped

He was such an amazing lover!


Next challenge...

Sex outdoors...
DLizze
Posted: Thursday, May 24, 2012 9:30:30 AM

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Sex Outdoors

Breaking from the woods into an open glade
The lovers found a place for the blanket they laid.
And having spread themselves upon the ground
Wantonly,
Their hands and fingers wandered to see what could be found.

Lips were firmly pressed as limpets to a shark.
Needing neither light nor air, their tongues worked in the dark.
With eyes tightly closed she loudly moaned and said
Brazenly,
"Fuck me silly now; I need to feel that silken head."

Without further foreplay, he entered to her sheath
The birds and squirrels were silenced by their thrashing in the heath.
As they thrust against each other over and again.
Suddenly,
A lightning bolt! Then, with them, came the rain.

They laughed and held each other tight then rolled upon their back
And lay there side by side, as the rain pelted her crack.
And as they lay there laughing, their muscles all gone slack,
(spent, you see)
She said to him, "Usually, when I cum, all I see is black."



Next:
A playful swat on the ass







"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
gill4
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 1:11:14 AM

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Nice one again DLizze!

A Playful Swat on the Ass

It all started as a playful swat on the ass,
But then moved towards a needful squeeze.
Her desire was growing, she could not let it pass,
She leaned back into him, beckoning to be pleased.

She could feel his manhood growing long,
Embrace and cradled from behind.
His breath was warm, his arms felt strong,
Anticipation growing, she would loose her mind.

His length slipped to her growing heat,
It's tip between the softness of her rear.
Some slight resistance it did meet,
When it slipped inside he bit her ear.

Rising in ecstasy and lust untold,
She moaned and cried her hearts desire.
To feel him deep inside her soul,
Left her body in delicious fire.

She fell into the rhythm of the rock and thrust,
She longed for eternity, no time to pass.
These throngs of heated desire and lust,
That all began with a playful swat on the ass.


Next challenge: analingus
WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 3:03:12 PM

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I've been known to talk shit
But I dance around it
When I tongue her from
Tailbone to clit

Her starfish can wink
But I avoid stink
And generally migrate
Straight towards the pink

I'd much rather paint
Her pussy and taint
With hearty cunnilingus
And no cowardly faint

The likelihood of me
Eating ass
Just ain't

Frozen Cum Cubes

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Graham_X
Posted: Monday, May 28, 2012 12:46:50 PM

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Frozen Cum Cubes


But why?
I am confused!
Help me to understand,
Why anyone would freeze their cum?
Do you put it in drinks on a hot day?
Is this some kind of new fetish,
Of which I’m unaware?
Frozen cum cubes?
But why?


Poetic responses to the above please!


Just put a new story up called Venus: My Mistress In Leather and Lace. It seems a long time since I have written any prose, been seduced by prosody. Anyway, please feel free to check it out - Thank you xxx
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 29, 2012 7:29:56 PM

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Graham_X wrote:
Frozen Cum Cubes


But why?
I am confused!
Help me to understand,
Why anyone would freeze their cum?
Do you put it in drinks on a hot day?
Is this some kind of new fetish,
Of which I’m unaware?
Frozen cum cubes?
But why?


Poetic responses to the above please!



What's the challenge?
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, May 29, 2012 10:14:40 PM

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Haikus are easy
They just don't always make sense
Refrigerator




Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

Graham_X
Posted: Tuesday, May 29, 2012 11:50:49 PM

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PutmeinCoach wrote:



What's the challenge?


Whoops, sorry. I think I was unclear. The challenge was to explain, in poetry, why you'd want frozen cum cubes. Embarassed

I have, subsequently, discovered that some people do it as a form of submission.

So, a new challenge! The wet patch (and who gets to sleep in it)

Just put a new story up called Venus: My Mistress In Leather and Lace. It seems a long time since I have written any prose, been seduced by prosody. Anyway, please feel free to check it out - Thank you xxx
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 3:52:51 AM

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The wet patch

You tickled and teased
Oh pussy is pleased

So much attention to my hungry snatch
I've gone and made a sticky wet patch

But, my love ,you weren't thinking with your head
That little wet patch is on your side of the bed

Tho my body and brain are lustily befuddled
It's you who's sleeping in the puddle

challenge: The bearded clam

CumGirl
Posted: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 5:46:01 AM

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Sorry but I have written this, so I will post ...

Oh dear we have a wet patch
It really is quite wide
And, dear boy, I do declare
It to be on your side.

Those pleading eyes aren't gonna work
In fact it's quite a bore
And if you keep on whimpering
You'll sleep upon the floor

You've shot your load; had your fun
You made that yummy mess
Repeatedly refused to lick it up
Even under duress.

So stop your fuss and 'man up'
It's truly not that bad
It is but a small reminder of
The pleasure that we've had.

Dry your eyes and wipe your nose
It's not nice to watch you weep
And please do stop that sniffling
'Cause now I wish to sleep.

And wildcat's challenge was/is: The bearded clam

Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"



Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 5:24:49 PM

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Oh, the bearded clam, so gone from site.
I seek your sweet bushy pose most every night.
But, it seems, you've fallen to common wants.
So now your bearded bushy beauty my mind haunts.

To taste and feel you on my tongue.
So bitter sweet, is that so wrong?
If it is, I will never mind,
to lap you up from behind.

So often most succumb to the razor,
but once in a while it's you I savour.
To feel the strings of pang and taste,
so once in a while, don't run to wax post haste.

I'll love you and take in all of your charm.
The uninitiated country girl on the farm.
To roll around in your fields of grass,
and end up with my tongue in your unshaven ass.

Next: fake boobies
CumGirl
Posted: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 6:09:19 PM

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Too slow ... again ... grrr ... really must learn to rhyme faster ... either that or give up the day job.

And now I have 32 lines on "The Bearded Clam" that is no use to man nor beast ... grrr x

Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"



Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 31, 2012 12:58:14 AM

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Cumgirl, just post it anyway and leave the original challenge...

That's happened a few times...

FAKE BOOBIES
CumGirl
Posted: Thursday, May 31, 2012 1:24:18 AM

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Thank you Mazza ... I had hoped it would be acceptable x

There is a bar in Maryland
It's called 'The Bearded Clam'
Of sexual innuendo
They do not give a damn:

Though you can buy a t-shirt
That claims "No muff, too tuff"
That is a mighty powerful boast
I hope they know their stuff.

I've ogled every patron
Shortlisted those I like
And soon I will be travelling
By plane and train and bike.

My pretty kitty is not tough
It's smooth, soft and hairless
And it will purr quite merrily
When lovingly caressed.

Dear patron of The Bearded Clam
Do clamber from your stool
Stop your reading, sup up your pint
Finish that game of pool.

A beardless clam I bring to you
Your boast you must make good
I really, really, really hope
I've not misunderstood.

Because that would be embarrassing
Stood, waiting and expectant
Juices trickling down my thighs
The bar filling with my scent.

Whilst all you lovely people
Continued with your day
Leaving me and my pent up need
To quietly skulk away.

And Eviotis' challenge is ... FAKE BOOBIES

Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"



Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 31, 2012 2:25:19 AM

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Nice job CG!!

I think with this thread, that because it can take a while to write your ditty, it's absolutely acceptable to have double entries (oh god, the innuendo in that last sentence alone)

OK, I'll take the fake boobies challenge (haw hee haw)

Fake Boobies


Breasts appear in many guises,

Lots of different shapes and sizes.

Some are pert and some are saggy

Some are full and some are baggy.


Once you reach a certain age

You might find you get to the stage

Where you want a little tuck

to make them pretty, when you fuck.


Some silicone might serve you well

Real or fake? You cannot tell

Nipples pointing high and loud

Standing out, you'll feel so proud.


OK, that's enough...

Next challenge:


MISSING SOMEONE

Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 31, 2012 5:28:09 PM

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Missing Someone

I've not seen you in ages
My pining radar is going haywire
I miss you
You're my random stranger
I've not even seen an email from you
Did you disappear?
Are you still here?
Come back, E, I love you

Challenge: Cock blocked
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