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anonymous1526
Posted: Thursday, May 24, 2012 7:57:43 PM

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girl your so stupid.

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Shylass
Posted: Thursday, May 24, 2012 8:10:04 PM

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Mikashikyo wrote:
I'm young and I made a mistake. Everyone does. But right now i'm lost still. I mean last month I got my period twice, once at the beginning like on time then a second one at the end of the month. So would it be normal if I didn't get one this month if I got it twice last month??? crybaby


Okay, lass. Here is a link for you: http://kidshealth.org/teen/sexual_health/girls/irregular_periods.html?tracking=T_RelatedArticle

Even without taking the morning after pill, your body is still going through changes, finding its own cycles, growing and changing. Stress, day-to-day living and many different factors will cause your periods to fluctuate and swap about. Add in the emotional things about possible pregnancies, your mum going mental at you, plus your own raging hormones, and it's all going to get messier than a heavy flow through a g-string.

Take some deep breaths, go to the chemist, get a test. Do the test.

Go and see your doctor, no matter what the outcome. At least go to the chemist, even if you can't do that. If you are old enough to shag, you are old enough to learn about how your body works, and how to prevent making another body.

The key is to try to stop panicking by taking control and working out what you need to do, and in what order. Here's a tip - sex should not come (arf arf) before "get me some contraceptives".

You can do this, lass. You don't need to stress so much, you need to get a plan, and do it. Again, that's the plan, not sex. You did the sex already.

Deep breaths... calm... write your plan. Follow your plan.


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littlemissbitch
Posted: Thursday, May 24, 2012 11:08:11 PM

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honey, no offense...but you are not ready to have sex. maybe you should stop awhile until you are a little more prepared...and i dont just mean birth control.

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FelineFantasy
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 1:41:35 AM

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Hate to be the bitch here but it sounds like a bunch of bullshit and excuses if you ask me. Point blank, either you give a fuck about your health or you don't. People are offering you their suggestions which is what you asked for. That's all we can do, we're not Dr. Phil or your fairy Godmother. You have to take it upon yourself to fix your issue if it is beyond a simple Q & A forum thread. Go to a free clinic and get some birth control, especially since this isn't the first time you've had a pregnancy scare. It's not trivial unless you make it that way, you have a brain so use it... Shit like this makes me lose more hope in our fucking generation dude Not talking

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Magical_felix
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 1:48:47 AM

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FelineFantasy wrote:
Hate to be the bitch here but it sounds like a bunch of bullshit and excuses if you ask me. Point blank, either you give a fuck about your health or you don't. People are offering you their suggestions which is what you asked for. That's all we can do, we're not Dr. Phil or your fairy Godmother. You have to take it upon yourself to fix your issue if it is beyond a simple Q & A forum thread. Go to a free clinic and get some birth control, especially since this isn't the first time you've had a pregnancy scare. It's not trivial unless you make it that way, you have a brain so use it... Shit like this makes me lose more hope in our fucking generation dude Not talking


That was the best.





FelineFantasy
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 1:57:01 AM

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Magical_felix wrote:


That was the best.



Why thank you sir! Glad my bitchiness amuses you :)

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lafayettemister
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 6:53:54 AM

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Mikashikyo wrote:
I have to wait till after my trip because I leave on Wednesday and my mom couldn't get an appointment in till after I get home. Otherwise I'd have this taken care of... and This is the first time that it has broken though. all the other times he never finished this time he did so it's a bit different. After this I'm never hitting this wall till I actually want a little bundle of joy.



If you are worried that you're pregnant, why do you have to wait until after your trip? You can get a pregnancy test from any drug or grocery store. Here's a step by step guide..

1. When you get to your vacation destination tell your folks you need to run to the store to pick up tampons or batteries or snack food or earphones.. whatever.

2. Take 20 bucks and buy an over the counter pregnancy test.

3. Go in the bathroom right there in the store.

4. Go into a stall.

5. Drop trou.

6. Piss on the stick.

7. Wait 5 whole minutes.

8. VOILA!!! You'll know once and for all if you're knocked up.

According to your profile, you're 19 years old. So you shouldn't have any trouble getting away from your parents for a hour or so. Also, you're 19 freaking years old!!! Why do you have to wait for your mommy to make an appointment for you or to do ANYthing for you. You're a grown up now, time to deal with you own crises yourself. Be an adult and own up to your irresponsible behavior and deal with whatever problem there is. Go get a pregnancy test... TODAY!!! Don't wait, do it now. Log off of Lush and go NOW!!







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Dudealicious
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 7:14:09 AM

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FelineFantasy wrote:
Shit like this makes me lose more hope in our fucking generation dude Not talking




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TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 8:14:39 AM

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FelineFantasy wrote:
Hate to be the bitch here but it sounds like a bunch of bullshit and excuses if you ask me. Point blank, either you give a fuck about your health or you don't. People are offering you their suggestions which is what you asked for. That's all we can do, we're not Dr. Phil or your fairy Godmother. You have to take it upon yourself to fix your issue if it is beyond a simple Q & A forum thread. Go to a free clinic and get some birth control, especially since this isn't the first time you've had a pregnancy scare. It's not trivial unless you make it that way, you have a brain so use it... Shit like this makes me lose more hope in our fucking generation dude Not talking



clum
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 8:26:57 AM

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I love that CD's Lush button is catching on.

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suezq
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 10:05:57 AM

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If you are old enough and mature enough to be sexually active, you are:
a. able to make your own doctor's appointment
b. able to go to said appointment
c. able to say no if you are not practicing birth control
d. able to insist that your boyfriend also be old enough and mature enough to be responsible about this issue
Nikki703
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 10:13:18 AM

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Mikashikyo wrote:
No, I haven't taken a test yet. I'm getting put on the pill next month when I get back from my trip.... We don't intentionally have unprotected sex and when we do it isn't long. Like 2 or 3 minutes then we put a condom on. and those time he didn't cum nor pre came at all. I'm just freaking because it broke.... What do you think the chances are that i'm preggo?


This the dumbest thing i ever heard. He is in you for 2 or 3 min then he pulls out and puts on a condom? WHY? That is so stupid it has to be real!!

GO GET TESTED!!!

I pray you arent pregnent and dont have a baby!. That is just what the world needs!!
FelineFantasy
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 10:26:14 AM

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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:



What does that Lush button mean, care to explain? Lol, I'm still a newbie...

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TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 5:54:04 PM

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FelineFantasy wrote:


What does that Lush button mean, care to explain? Lol, I'm still a newbie...


It's the equivalent of a Like button... I prefer to call it the I fkn LOVE that button instead of just a common, ordinary Like glasses8


*Please note that CrazyDiamond made the I fkn LOVE that Lush button hello1

Dani
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 6:21:21 PM

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I'm not sure if you're trolling or you're just really stupid....

Either way, fuck you, fuck your impending pregnancy, and fuck your nonchalance when it comes to sex. It's ok to like sex. Be a slut if that pleases you, but be CAREFUL!! You should've been on birth control AGES ago if you know you like to fool around without a condom. And that morning after pill DESTROYS the lining of your uterus every time you use it. It wasn't made for repeated offenders. Sure it's effective, but you can't run to it every time you think you have sperm floating around in your lady parts. Just be careful. [If you can't do that, then perhaps you should just give up the whole sex thing.]

Now to answer your question: HOW THE FUCK SHOULD WE KNOW?!?! We're not the fucking CNN of your uterus. We can't give you updates or play-by-plays. YOU should be able to answer this question. If not, see the last sentence in the above paragraph. (I put it in brackets for you, as you seem a bit simple). The time you wasted posting this question online (and I have a feeling it took you a while to come up with semi-coherent sentences) could've been spent at a clinic or a gyno. Take better care of yourself. Have some fucking self-respect. cussing


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Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 7:06:48 PM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
I'm not sure if you're trolling or you're just really stupid....

Either way, fuck you, fuck your impending pregnancy, and fuck your nonchalance when it comes to sex. It's ok to like sex. Be a slut if that pleases you, but be CAREFUL!! You should've been on birth control AGES ago if you know you like to fool around without a condom. And that morning after pill DESTROYS the lining of your uterus every time you use it. It wasn't made for repeated offenders. Sure it's effective, but you can't run to it every time you think you have sperm floating around in your lady parts. Just be careful. [If you can't do that, then perhaps you should just give up the whole sex thing.]


I like how you put things! thumbup

Sex is so easy to do .... underage minors can, and do, do it! Honestly, I wonder about the street smarts of some people in this world ... they should not be let out without a chaperone!



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Milik_Redman
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 8:38:33 PM

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If you A don't want to get pregnent and B don't give a shit about your health learn to like anal sex and get good at sucking dick.

There, problem solved

“It is a great thing to know your vices.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero




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nicola
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 9:05:35 PM

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Milik_The_Red wrote:
If you A don't want to get pregnent and B don't give a shit about your health learn to like anal sex and get good at sucking dick.

There, problem solved


You're such a romantic!
Juicyme
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 11:17:38 PM

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Just go buy a test. If you have time to post on Lush while your mom is not around, I'm sure you can go piss on a stick. You can buy a test, go immediately to the bathroom before you leave the store and by the time you get home or back to where ever you're staying, you'll know the answer.

Besides, I'm pretty sure your mom will rather you go buy a test and not be pregnant than to freak out and like you are.

ps. they even sell pregnancy tests at the dollar store
FelineFantasy
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 11:26:29 PM

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Juicyme wrote:
If you have time to post on Lush while your mom is not around, I'm sure you can go piss on a stick.


Ahh yes, I believe you've just pinned the tail on the donkey Juicy!

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FelineFantasy
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 11:29:01 PM

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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:


It's the equivalent of a Like button... I prefer to call it the I fkn LOVE that button instead of just a common, ordinary Like glasses8



Well thank you, I am flattered!

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Milik_Redman
Posted: Saturday, May 26, 2012 1:29:29 AM

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nicola wrote:


You're such a romantic!

What? It was helpful!dontknow

“It is a great thing to know your vices.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero




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Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 26, 2012 3:43:36 AM

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Can always count on a Lush forum stroll to start one's day off with a laugh!

I imagine sex would get pretty expensive if the morning after pill is what you opted to use for 'contraception'. Everyone should move to the UK.....sex is cheap hobby. Free birth control - woohoo.
crazydiamond
Posted: Saturday, May 26, 2012 4:23:14 AM

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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:


It's the equivalent of a Like button... I prefer to call it the I fkn LOVE that button instead of just a common, ordinary Like glasses8


*Please note that CrazyDiamond made the I fkn LOVE that Lush button hello1


Embarassed awwww thanks a lot DW
But I'm beginning to think that for the "topic" being discussed this button is looking more and more appropriate

laughing6


TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Saturday, May 26, 2012 5:14:12 AM

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crazydiamond wrote:

Embarassed awwww thanks a lot DW
But I'm beginning to think that for the "topic" being discussed this button is looking more and more appropriate

I like that one too! I was saving it for a special occasion...

Not to be too harsh on the poor girl though... Pay attention in Sex Ed class!
They still teach that in High School, right?
Love your body and what you do with it. Don't put yourself into dangerous situations like this.
Do you really want to be a statistic?
I know we all do dumb shit when we're young.
Unfortunately, the dumb shit your doing now has massive repercussions.
You do know that AIDS is still a life threatening disease? Along with many other STI's that can affect you throughout your life.
Can you imagine trying to raise a child while still BEING a child and dying of a disease that could've been prevented in the first place? Not to mention the unplanned pregnancy?

Don't joke around or ignore it and hope it goes away.
Don't let others (ex: your mom or boyfriend) take responsibility for YOUR health.
Make your own appointments. Get your OWN condoms and INSIST he wears it before even engaging in sex.

If he doesn't give a shit about you or your health, what makes you think he's going to give a shit about a baby?

WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, May 26, 2012 9:23:23 AM

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Ahhhh...



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Magical_felix
Posted: Saturday, May 26, 2012 9:43:57 AM

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PersonalAssistant wrote:


I like how you put things! thumbup

Sex is so easy to do .... underage minors can, and do, do it! Honestly, I wonder about the street smarts of some people in this world ... they should not be let out without a chaperone!



As opposed to overage minors?

Not only do I wonder about the street smarts of some people... I wonder about their book smarts too...

Sorry, it's just funny when people complain about stupidity and then say something stupid.



FelineFantasy
Posted: Saturday, May 26, 2012 10:47:37 AM

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Magical_felix wrote:


As opposed to overage minors?

Not only do I wonder about the street smarts of some people... I wonder about their book smarts too...

Sorry, it's just funny when people complain about stupidity and then say something stupid.


And that my friends, is what we call a boomerang comeback. POW!

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elitfromnorth
Posted: Saturday, May 26, 2012 6:28:51 PM

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This thread is destructive for me for several reasons.

1) I'm losing faith in humanity, quickly. And it's obvious that Social Darwinism is no longer in function, since it's the idiots who breed...
2) I keep getting reminded that people dumber than me are getting laid, while I'm not getting any. Disappointing.


But if you're capable of reading what everyone else in here has said, go buy a fucking pregnancy test. You're 19. If you can sneak away from your mother long enough to have sex with your boyfriend(unless you're into stuff that's not allowed to discuss on this site other than in the verified stories), you can sneak away from your mother to go buy a bloody piss stick.

And if the saying is true, that intelligence skips a generation, I hope you are pregnant and that you have the kid. Fuck, have more, because you're gonna have a bunch of brainiacs....

"It's at that point you realise Lady Luck is actually a hooker, and you're fresh out of cash."
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Posted: Saturday, May 26, 2012 6:56:50 PM

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Magical_felix wrote:

As opposed to overage minors?

Not only do I wonder about the street smarts of some people... I wonder about their book smarts too...

Sorry, it's just funny when people complain about stupidity and then say something stupid.


how KIND of you to call me stupid, Felix. My wording may not be to your exemplary standards, but in the English language, there are often redundant comments that are acceptable. My apologies for getting your hackles up and wanting to strike out at me, as usual.

btw - I wasn't calling the OP stupid, but her common sense (aka street smarts) is lacking.


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