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jamesallen
Posted: Friday, May 22, 2009 9:37:33 PM

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Just wondering what is the most exciting way for men to masturbate.
I enjoy having a but plug and just using my hand. An elastic band around the base of my penis and balls also helps.
any other suggestions from male or female?
Sparky
Posted: Wednesday, October 07, 2009 9:07:21 PM

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I love to jerk myself in the car driving around letting some get a quick peek
Mr_Sfstk8d
Posted: Thursday, October 08, 2009 11:33:00 AM

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I'll use a bullet vibe around the perineum sometimes. Nice low frequency rumbling on all the sensitive bits.
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Posted: Thursday, October 08, 2009 6:08:23 PM

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jamesallen wrote:
...I enjoy having a but plug and just using my hand. An elastic band around the base of my penis and balls also helps.
any other suggestions from male or female?


...me too....and then I spin around on a bar stool until I'm woozy...and then I put duct tape on my nipples and rip it off...and then I hold the flush lever down with my left foot on the toilet...and try to shoot a load off the flowered shower curtain 10 feet away...while listening to Led Zepplin Stairway to Heaven.....YIKES!d'oh!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 08, 2009 6:38:56 PM

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Is this what guys do when we go shopping? confused1
Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 08, 2009 6:47:09 PM

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LMFAO Jason
Lydia_
Posted: Thursday, October 08, 2009 7:09:59 PM

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ali2teaseu wrote:
Is this what guys do when we go shopping? confused1




Which is why we shop so often....laughing9

Wishing you well,
Lydia


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Lydia_
Posted: Thursday, October 08, 2009 7:10:49 PM

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Jason9035 wrote:
jamesallen wrote:
...I enjoy having a but plug and just using my hand. An elastic band around the base of my penis and balls also helps.
any other suggestions from male or female?


...me too....and then I spin around on a bar stool until I'm woozy...and then I put duct tape on my nipples and rip it off...and then I hold the flush lever down with my left foot on the toilet...and try to shoot a load off the flowered shower curtain 10 feet away...while listening to Led Zepplin Stairway to Heaven.....YIKES!d'oh!



...For a sec I though you were serious...Thank goodness you're not.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 08, 2009 8:12:10 PM

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lydiababy6969 wrote:
Jason9035 wrote:
jamesallen wrote:
...I enjoy having a but plug and just using my hand. An elastic band around the base of my penis and balls also helps.
any other suggestions from male or female?


...me too....and then I spin around on a bar stool until I'm woozy...and then I put duct tape on my nipples and rip it off...and then I hold the flush lever down with my left foot on the toilet...and try to shoot a load off the flowered shower curtain 10 feet away...while listening to Led Zepplin Stairway to Heaven.....YIKES!d'oh!



...For a sec I though you were serious...Thank goodness you're not.


Lydia...sweetie...I thought you knew me better than that...You know I don't listen to Led ZepplinLiar
Guest
Posted: Friday, October 09, 2009 1:27:38 AM

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Jason9035 wrote:
jamesallen wrote:
...I enjoy having a but plug and just using my hand. An elastic band around the base of my penis and balls also helps.
any other suggestions from male or female?


...me too....and then I spin around on a bar stool until I'm woozy...and then I put duct tape on my nipples and rip it off...and then I hold the flush lever down with my left foot on the toilet...and try to shoot a load off the flowered shower curtain 10 feet away...while listening to Led Zepplin Stairway to Heaven.....YIKES!d'oh!


sheepholy

ROFL! Silly goat.
mrplow
Posted: Friday, October 09, 2009 3:14:45 AM

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This thread is fucked up in so many ways.
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Posted: Friday, October 09, 2009 3:29:23 AM

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mrplow wrote:
This thread is fucked up in so many ways.


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