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Michael
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Dirty Dancing- Hungry Eyes



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Michael
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Michael
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What A Feeling
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Sorry they will not allow inbedded....

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She´s a Maniac - Flashdance

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Michael
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Michael
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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, June 03, 2012 12:36:51 PM

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A, I say, AMEN!

Oh, verily, Brother Scooter, you have done did good, slipping in amongst the Juke Box Jamboree to preach such an inspirational, not to mention, uplifting, sermon.

Those new summer choir robes of Sisters Holly, Sharon, and Chef are, no dobt, even more uplifting among certain members in the congregation, so to speak.

Apologies for my tardiness. Busty busted her last toy while 'demonstrating' it to the Caffine Fairy. The CF being a morning person, it meant Busty needed, in fact demanded, an extended period of hands-on attention last night.

I join with Sister Chef in wondering what happened to Brother Al. Here's hoping , if not exactly for his reincarnation, at least for a blessed re-emergence, and sometime real soon.

Can we have a second big amen?

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8


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Michael
Posted: Sunday, June 03, 2012 12:41:01 PM

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Footloose final dance
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Michael
Posted: Sunday, June 03, 2012 12:42:20 PM

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Amen

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Michael
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sugarbabe
Posted: Sunday, June 03, 2012 12:48:13 PM

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AMEN REV. RUMPLE
Al is missing, BUTT

He might be golfing...


TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.



sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Michael
Posted: Sunday, June 03, 2012 12:59:20 PM

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welcomes It has got to be 5pm somewhere.... right?
Pint Drunk Pour Wine

Back to the musicBoo hoo!

Bring on the dancers... boobieflash2 dancenude cheerleader

Somebody kick the sheep out of the men's room.sign0024 sheepholy
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Michael
Posted: Sunday, June 03, 2012 1:03:05 PM

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sugarbabe wrote:
AMEN REV. RUMPLE
Al is missing, BUTT

He might be golfing...


TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.




Johnny Carson was interviewing the wife of Arnold Palmer.

He asked her if she did anything special for Arnold to give him luck before a tough match.

She replied "I kiss his balls."

Johnny: "I'll bet that makes his putter stand on end !"
Fugly

Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 03, 2012 5:21:06 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
A, I say, AMEN!

Oh, verily, Brother Scooter, you have done did good, slipping in amongst the Juke Box Jamboree to preach such an inspirational, not to mention, uplifting, sermon.

Those new summer choir robes of Sisters Holly, Sharon, and Chef are, no dobt, even more uplifting among certain members in the congregation, so to speak.

Apologies for my tardiness. Busty busted her last toy while 'demonstrating' it to the Caffine Fairy. The CF being a morning person, it meant Busty needed, in fact demanded, an extended period of hands-on attention last night.

I join with Sister Chef in wondering what happened to Brother Al. Here's hoping , if not exactly for his reincarnation, at least for a blessed re-emergence, and sometime real soon.

Can we have a second big amen?

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8



I'll take a pass Bat.
PM me when things get back to normal Rumple. Later
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, June 03, 2012 7:57:08 PM

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Normal, around here? What a concept!

Do believe the kids are all tuckered out. Naturally, they didn't clean up after themselves. The floor is cluttered with old 45 rpm records, cracked CD cases and even a couple of those new-fangled memory sticks. No problem. I'll just drain the hot tub and the water will wash away all the trash on it's way through to the ditch.

Anyone care for a nightcap?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

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scooter
Posted: Monday, June 04, 2012 4:07:21 AM

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Good morning Rump n chef and all those that have ear plugs stuck in their ears.
Your all gonna have to type in capital letters for the next few days so as I can hear you.
I feel like I just got back from the Jamboree.
FtLMale, you should of been a disc jockey, and bat you could of been a sound mixer, or something.

I'd love a night cap Rump, but morning has spoken.
How about a cup of coffee, black, no sweet stuff eithercoffee
And a news paper.

chef, your man Jack sure does know how to throw a golf tournament, and I mean that in a good way.
The lead changes through out the last day had my head spinning, kinda like all the music here yesterday.

I'm thinking; we could dump the old cd case's, buy a few blanks and re-insert the cd's into them
and have a two for one music sail.
Or possibly, go out back, like in Australia, and play frisbee golf with all those CD's.

Anyways, I'm gonna be up to something today, I'm just not sure what yetdontknow


scooter
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Posted: Monday, June 04, 2012 4:43:29 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
A, I say, AMEN!

Oh, verily, Brother Scooter, you have done did good, slipping in amongst the Juke Box Jamboree to preach such an inspirational, not to mention, uplifting, sermon.

Those new summer choir robes of Sisters Holly, Sharon, and Chef are, no dobt, even more uplifting among certain members in the congregation, so to speak.

Apologies for my tardiness. Busty busted her last toy while 'demonstrating' it to the Caffine Fairy. The CF being a morning person, it meant Busty needed, in fact demanded, an extended period of hands-on attention last night.

I join with Sister Chef in wondering what happened to Brother Al. Here's hoping , if not exactly for his reincarnation, at least for a blessed re-emergence, and sometime real soon.

Can we have a second big amen?

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8


Amen Rev

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, June 04, 2012 5:41:38 AM

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(slides over mugs of the Caffine Fairy's finest for Scooter and Holly)

Morning, lusters after the Lush life. There's plenty of CF coffee for all Monday moaners.

Sister Holly is not one to blow her own horn, but she does have a new story involving jocks, a coach's wife and a spider. For the life of me I can't recall the title. Just type 'spider' into the search thing-a-ma-bob and you should hit the jackpot.

Scooter, don't know if you heard Big Jack's comment on Tiger's approach shot at the 16th hole -- said that considering the circumstances, it was the greatest shot in golf history.

Y'all do the best you know how. (refills his mug and wanders off toward the office)

:glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
sugarbabe
Posted: Monday, June 04, 2012 6:53:53 AM

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Morning all,

I did catch that shot seen around the world of golf.
He is an amazing golfer.
But his show of frustration is a bit much sometimes.
I wonder if he has someone kissing his balls for LUCK? d'oh!

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Guest
Posted: Monday, June 04, 2012 7:10:32 AM

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Good morning - well it's afternoon here and an extra long holiday weekend to boot - god bless ya your majesty. Anyway as i have no cleaning fairy this week i've been busy so before i pop off to meet some friends for our usual holiday pub crawl i need something to wet my appetite. Do you serve Cider (not that Cidre stuff either)

Cheers
E xx
scooter
Posted: Monday, June 04, 2012 7:43:32 AM

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Hey Rumple,
If I had a coffee fairy and a busty (not to mention a leggy)
I'd be springing out a bed early my own selft1517

I never heard Jacks comment (yet) as I've never been one to watch speeches and awards ceremonies.
I know the shot though, as if I made that shot myself.
The trouble is; your not supposed to hit an approach shot on a par three.
Don't get me wrong though, I've hit as many as 6 approach shots on par threes before,
then there was the time I hit 7 just for good measure.

Speaking of springing outta bed, you look like you just got up too sugarbabeL46
I'd ask "whats cooking today", but I had my breakfast hours ago.
Your right about Tigers demeanor when he's frustrated, but if Jack thinks so much of him,
not to mention Arnold Palmer, he is one hell of a golfer.

I see sisters from the phrase; "greetings brothers and sisters" is back in the house.
If your in need of another brother, I'm not doing anythingEmbarassed

I'm proof positive of the fact Holly wrote and submitted an awesome piece about spiders and strong, sexy football players. I think Terrance was her inspiration. ( Lucky little spider anyways)

Algol, has been AWOL before due to his golf habit, but not for this long.
I think Tiger hired him for a coach.

chefkathleen, I never did play the white balls yesterday. I was too busy taking lessons on TV.
But thanks for the idea for later today, dear red headed moderator.

Lady S must be helping Algol help Tiger.

Who knows what Alan's (DirtyMartini) into.

I love all you guys man. (even bat and FtLongMale)

scooter...
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Posted: Monday, June 04, 2012 9:09:00 AM

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Scootie Scoot, I have a feeling we'd all be friends in real life. Cheers man.
I'm off to hunt Holly's story.
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Posted: Monday, June 04, 2012 10:19:42 AM

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I hope ya all enjoyed The Jamboree in the hills ...LOL have a GR8 and Magical day Hugs Pour Wine Regaeman Man

Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/my-own-slow-ride.aspx

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, June 04, 2012 3:34:17 PM

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Scooter if you had to deal with Busty, Leggy and the Caffine Fairy, all at the same time, odds are you'd be right there with me hiding in the storeroom. :)

Hope Chef finds Holly's story and can post the link. It's a fun read.

BAT, do believe the Jukebox Jamboree managed to clean all the wax from my ears. Many thanks. :)

Speaking of BAT, just got in a case of 'Bat Out Of Hell' brand whiskey. No outfit seems to be claiming the stuff but according to the shipping lables it's a fine product of Bug Tussel, Oklahoma, so it must be interesting. Who'll be the first to give it a try?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Monday, June 04, 2012 3:37:29 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:


Speaking of BAT, just got in a case of 'Bat Out Of Hell' brand whiskey. No outfit seems to be claiming the stuff but according to the shipping lables it's a fine product of Bug Tussel, Oklahoma, so it must be interesting. Who'll be the first to give it a try?

glasses8


Being as Dm is absent at this time, i'll take a shot RF. Tried everything else today....
Guest
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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, June 04, 2012 4:29:17 PM

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(fills tall glass with BOOH whiskey, whispers 'soda' over the contents and pushes it over to Sisters) Here you go. And may I say it's been good knowing you, even if not in the biblical sense. ;)

Thanks for the link, Chef. Sure you don't want to try some of this BOOH brain buster?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Monday, June 04, 2012 4:38:28 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
(fills tall glass with BOOH whiskey, whispers 'soda' over the contents and pushes it over to Sisters) Here you go. And may I say it's been good knowing you, even if not in the biblical sense. ;)

Thanks for the link, Chef. Sure you don't want to try some of this BOOH brain buster?

glasses8


drunken then bootyshake then love7 then 952-67 then hiding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, June 04, 2012 6:04:26 PM

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That 'Bat Out Of Hell' whiskey appears to have had a most salubrious effec on Sisters -- or is that 'salacious' -- I'm always getting those two confused.

Anyone else care for a nip?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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