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I could do for one about now Mr. Rumple. I'll have to hurry tho, I am late for my date.  Have a great night fellow Lushies! Don't drink and Fly...
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Malibu rum and pineapple juice is my drink of choice sassy. go down smooth with the kick the next morning
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Morning, lovers and lovelies in the land of Lush. The Caffine Fairy has left another pot of caffinated ambrosia. No pushing and/or shoving, please. Welcome to this derelict rest stop on the great information highway, BDN67. Check out some of the recent posts and you'll discover there are some strange life forms hanging around this gin joint. Got to share this with one and all. I'm a big fan of Terry Pratchett's 'Discworld' series. While re-reading, Small Gods, I came across a list of those involved with the goings on at the headquarters of a Discworld religion. Among those mentioned were "...arch-priest, priest, VESTIGIAL VIRGINS, novices..." Oh, how I wish I'd thought of, vestigial virgins. (sigh) Being talented must make things much easier. 
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Morning, lovers and lovelies in the land of Lush. The Caffine Fairy has left another pot of caffinated ambrosia. No pushing and/or shoving, please. Welcome to this derelict rest stop on the great information highway, BDN67. Check out some of the recent posts and you'll discover there are some strange life forms hanging around this gin joint. Morning Mr. RF and all the good people of this gin joint, i think that BOOH finally tipped me over the edge last night, woke up with something in bed with me  Luckily when i pulled back the covers it was just my laptop  Another holiday here today so i'm off to celebrate (again) See ya later (maybe) E xx
Coming soon..... Elizabeth Middleton
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dbn1967 wrote:Malibu rum and pineapple juice is my drink of choice sassy. go down smooth with the kick the next morning This sounds good. Welcome to Rumplations. Morning Rumplator. Been up all night that damn insomnia bug has me again. Also went to see the vampire at my doctors office so I could use something to perk up my day. Whatever's handy Rump. What a nice long holiday they're having in England just because that old woman is taking all their money to furnish her castles. How cool is that? Saw they sold her panties on E-Bay. Cracked me up. And poor Prince Phillip is in hospital again. The long suffering Dear.
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Mornin oh patrons of the best cyber bar around!!
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Good Morning Rumplelators..... That coffee sounds just what this morning bitch needs.  You are so on with the Best Bar in Town SSass! Coffee and Booze and Food for thought. With that a few good (non paying) patrons drinking all the bottom shelf liquor. Keeps the bartender bending over.  I'll be back for afternoon tea. *holds my little pinkie out* but it'll be a long Island Iced Tea. 
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Afternoon, evening or morning as the case may be. At Sugar's subtle suggestion, I've whipped up a batch of Long Island Tea for those wanting a cooling drink with an alcoholic after-burner. There's plenty of, Bat Out Of Hell, whiskey still available for those wanting a drink that leaves no after thought in the morning.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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chefkathleen wrote:Scootie Scoot, I have a feeling we'd all be friends in real life. Cheers man.
I'm off to hunt Holly's story. I thought this was real life chefK. I guess thats what I get for thinking. (It is a nice thought though) Better gimmie three bat-outta-hells Rumpster. The last thing I need in the morning, is after thoughts,,,, Well, time to make the doughnut holes scoot
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(slides a Texas sized mug of the Caffine Fairy's primo coffee over to Holly) Morning to all hankering for hanky-panky. Just a reminder that Lush has kicked off another story contest and this one has some really B-I-G prize money. Winners will also get a spot in the next e-book anthology and (I think) a Gold membership. The theme, V.I.P., is a tough one for me since most of my characters are V.U.P (Very Unimportant Peons)Check out the rules for yourself for it's way too early to take anything I pass along as accurate.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Good Morning! I'm finishing up the editing and revision of the final story in my Roommates trilogy and prepping all three to become an eBook that's going to be up for sale at some point this year. I'm going on a submission spree like Brother Alan here and send some things to contests and to get published. May I get some Bailey's to start and put it on Scooter's tab?
The Roommates Trilogy: Roommates with BenefitsRoommates with Benefits: Snowed In Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure Look for the eBook version of Roommates with Benefits to come soon!
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Morning Rumplators. Hey Sharon!  Good to see you! At least one of us has become moderately successful with leanings toward the real Big Time! Miss Sharon's drinks are on me Rump. See? She's licking my neck where I spilled it. 
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thank you Rump, I so need that. Hi Sharon and Chef... I just wanna say screw class and write, but the good girl in me, says to stay and learn BITCH
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Good Afternoon Lush-type People...nice to see everyone here holding up the bar...it's always an impressive site, I must say... Hey Scooter, did I hear you say something about you were thinking? I'm sure you must of said you were drinking, but you must have been slurring your words so bad it sounded like you said you were thinking... Damn, we try not to let anything like thinking happen in this place...it would ruin our reputation... More drinking, less thinking I always say...speaking of drinking, what we have here that's reasonably priced, won't choke a horse, and probably won't remove what's left of the varnish on the bar should it accidentally spill? Anything? And don't bring out that box of kosher wine again Reverend that you have under the bar from last year... Pour me a double bourbon with a bourbon chaser...and a side of bourbon...that should do the trick for now... See Elaine, you said I disappeared, well I found my way back...after these drinks I might not find my way home, but no matter...hey Miss Bat, put another nickel in the juke box and give it a good swift kick, it should start playing... Nice to see ya'll...Holly, Chef, Sharon and Sugar-B... Cheers, Alan. 
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Afternoon DM, glad you found your way back - you should been here two days ago when Mr RF was handing out BOOH stuff, Sheesh that could have knocked a rhino senseless let alone a delicate little english rose, like what i is! Anyway it's been along day here after a weekend and TWO public holidays due to HM's celebrations. Think i'll have whatever DM is buying E xx
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Greetings, to this haven for the 'IN' crowd (insolvent, intoxicated, etc.). Let me get this straight, Sharon is putting her drink on DM's tab. Is that the same drink that's 'on' Chef? Just trying to keep the accounts straight. The new bookkeeper, Mort the Much Maligned, last worked for the Pentagon and gets rattled rather easily. DM, there's still a bottle or two (dozen) of, Bat Out Of Hell, whiskey. It's origins are a bit obscure, but the case we got was shipped from Bug Tussel, Oklahoma, which should be recommendation enough. Sisters tried it last weekend and, except for the temporary loss of 10 IQ points and showing up with her dress on backwards, seems to have come through the event with her usual style and flair. Let me get on my asbestos mitts and I'll get you two set up.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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DirtyMartini wrote:Good Afternoon Lush-type People...nice to see everyone here holding up the bar...it's always an impressive site, I must say... Hey Scooter, did I hear you say something about you were thinking? I'm sure you must of said you were drinking, but you must have been slurring your words so bad it sounded like you said you were thinking... Damn, we try not to let anything like thinking happen in this place...it would ruin our reputation... More drinking, less thinking I always say...speaking of drinking, what we have here that's reasonably priced, won't choke a horse, and probably won't remove what's left of the varnish on the bar should it accidentally spill? Anything? And don't bring out that box of kosher wine again Reverend that you have under the bar from last year... Pour me a double bourbon with a bourbon chaser...and a side of bourbon...that should do the trick for now... See Elaine, you said I disappeared, well I found my way back...after these drinks I might not find my way home, but no matter...hey Miss Bat, put another nickel in the juke box and give it a good swift kick, it should start playing... Nice to see ya'll...Holly, Chef, Sharon and Sugar-B... Cheers, Alan.  Oh no, here we go, back in debt again Rump,,, Alans back~
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Morning to all in search of truth, enlightenment and cheap booze. Today's coffee is yet another example of the Caffine Fairy's charitable efforts to let us experience decent coffee. Only problem is we could become addicted to the stuff. Be brave, Rumplators, be very brave.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Guess what I found when I stumbled in this morning! The delivery guy is on vacation and his replacement left a case of REAL booze! I saw we tuck it under the bar fast and try to drink it slow. I don't know if our guts and livers will ever be the same after this one. Lookit! Here's a picture of it! Can you believe we have a whole case of this stuff?  Honest! I just FOUND it! On the sidewalk. Not far from that classy joint down the street a little ways. Left, on the sidewalk. On a two-wheeler. All by itself. I'm sure it was ours by proxy or something like that. Right? 
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RumpleForeskin wrote:DM, there's still a bottle or two (dozen) of, Bat Out Of Hell, whiskey. It's origins are a bit obscure, but the case we got was shipped from Bug Tussel, Oklahoma, which should be recommendation enough. Sisters tried it last weekend and, except for the temporary loss of 10 IQ points and showing up with her dress on backwards, seems to have come through the event with her usual style and flair. Evening peoples... or is it morning or afternoon, well it's something somewhere in the world. Bloody hell didn't realise i lost 10 IQ points for every shot of BOOH - that means i've 20 left.... Probably missed the coffee so i'll have Vodka and Lime in a tall glass with ice, a slice of lime and a straw - if thats too complicated just put in a coffee mug
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Sisters, be of good cheer. That IQ loss was only temporary which means that, unlike your beloved bartender, there's every reason to hope for your IQ experiencing upward mobility in the immediate future. Chef, why is it something tells me taking possession of that shipment would not be a good career move? As for the 'Bat Out Of Hell' whiskey, it seems to have become the personal favorite of both Coma and Tose. Busty says she sat an empty bottle of the stuff on their table and, she swears, their ear hairs stood to attention. :glass8:
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Why I feel very, very sorry for all those who check-out story subs here at Lush. " A warm summer breeze warmed the air and the fragrances of springtime filled my nostrils." To add insult to seasonal injury, the story is in second person. Free drinks for all story checkers, whatever your title. An alcoholic haze must be a minimum requirement for the job.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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You have no idea Rump. Finally Friday. Or my favorite term P.O.E.T.S. Have ya heard that one? I'll just pour the good booze into a not so good booze bottle Rump. You know, kind of like a camo thing. I seem to remember doing that to my moms booze bottles when I was a teen being a bit of a rebel. I was sure vodka looked like water and bourbon looked like tea. 
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Happy freaky Friday everyone! I'm cleaning up my Facebook page and restricting a bunch of people on there, and taking down some pictures I don't want employers to see. Speaking of employers, one place called me back and didn't hire me, but is going to keep my resume on file in case a position. Chef, let's do body shots and see how much revenue we can bring into this lovely sextablishment!
The Roommates Trilogy: Roommates with BenefitsRoommates with Benefits: Snowed In Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure Look for the eBook version of Roommates with Benefits to come soon!
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Congrats, Sharon, but go easy on those body shots, especially if 'Bat Out Of Hell' whiskey is involved. Chef, that sentence is so bad, it appears to have run off most of the non-paying customers. (sigh)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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