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sugarbabe
Posted: Monday, June 04, 2012 6:10:00 PM

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I could do for one about now Mr. Rumple.
I'll have to hurry tho, I am late for my date.
Pint Drunk

Have a great night fellow Lushies!
Don't drink and Fly...

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


dbn1967
Posted: Tuesday, June 05, 2012 4:46:27 AM

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Malibu rum and pineapple juice is my drink of choice sassy. go down smooth with the kick the next morningPint Drunk
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, June 05, 2012 5:34:26 AM

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Morning, lovers and lovelies in the land of Lush. The Caffine Fairy has left another pot of caffinated ambrosia. No pushing and/or shoving, please.

Welcome to this derelict rest stop on the great information highway, BDN67. Check out some of the recent posts and you'll discover there are some strange life forms hanging around this gin joint.

Got to share this with one and all. I'm a big fan of Terry Pratchett's 'Discworld' series. While re-reading, Small Gods, I came across a list of those involved with the goings on at the headquarters of a Discworld religion. Among those mentioned were "...arch-priest, priest, VESTIGIAL VIRGINS, novices..." Oh, how I wish I'd thought of, vestigial virgins. (sigh) Being talented must make things much easier.

glasses8

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, June 05, 2012 6:56:23 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Morning, lovers and lovelies in the land of Lush. The Caffine Fairy has left another pot of caffinated ambrosia. No pushing and/or shoving, please.

Welcome to this derelict rest stop on the great information highway, BDN67. Check out some of the recent posts and you'll discover there are some strange life forms hanging around this gin joint.

glasses8


Morning Mr. RF and all the good people of this gin joint, i think that BOOH finally tipped me over the edge last night, woke up with something in bed with me Embarassed Luckily when i pulled back the covers it was just my laptop drunken

Another holiday here today so i'm off to celebrate (again)

See ya later (maybe)

E xx
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, June 05, 2012 9:09:47 AM

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dbn1967 wrote:
Malibu rum and pineapple juice is my drink of choice sassy. go down smooth with the kick the next morningPint Drunk


This sounds good. Welcome to Rumplations.

Morning Rumplator. Been up all night that damn insomnia bug has me again. Also went to see the vampire at my doctors office so I could use something to perk up my day. Whatever's handy Rump.
What a nice long holiday they're having in England just because that old woman is taking all their money to furnish her castles. How cool is that? Saw they sold her panties on E-Bay. Cracked me up. And poor Prince Phillip is in hospital again. The long suffering Dear.
Southern_Sass
Posted: Tuesday, June 05, 2012 9:27:35 AM

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Mornin oh patrons of the best cyber bar around!!

bat
Posted: Tuesday, June 05, 2012 9:41:15 AM

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Hugs Regaeman Man Pour Wine Wow what a night The Full Moon and all Found myself chained and cuffed but I broke free... Now I will have some of the Bat out of hell ... Please and ... Thank you, Rump.....Pour Wine Hugs fish

I AM ..." The Bat out of Hell" ( my song) a1089 wave sunny Have a GR8 day yall
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sugarbabe
Posted: Tuesday, June 05, 2012 10:38:14 AM

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Good Morning Rumplelators.....
That coffee sounds just what this
morning bitch needs. coffee
You are so on with the Best Bar in Town SSass!
Coffee and Booze and Food for thought.
With that a few good (non paying) patrons
drinking all the bottom shelf liquor. Keeps the
bartender bending over. bootyshake
I'll be back for afternoon tea. *holds my little pinkie out*
but it'll be a long Island Iced Tea. evil4

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, June 05, 2012 3:49:36 PM

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Afternoon, evening or morning as the case may be. At Sugar's subtle suggestion, I've whipped up a batch of Long Island Tea for those wanting a cooling drink with an alcoholic after-burner.

There's plenty of, Bat Out Of Hell, whiskey still available for those wanting a drink that leaves no after thought in the morning.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
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a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Wednesday, June 06, 2012 3:31:44 AM

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chefkathleen wrote:
Scootie Scoot, I have a feeling we'd all be friends in real life. Cheers man.
I'm off to hunt Holly's story.


I thought this was real life chefK.
I guess thats what I get for thinking. (It is a nice thought though)
Better gimmie three bat-outta-hells Rumpster.
The last thing I need in the morning, is after thoughts,,,,

Well, time to make the doughnut holes

scoot
Southern_Sass
Posted: Wednesday, June 06, 2012 5:13:41 AM

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coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee

Mornin Yall
This is my Friday!!
Yall have a kick ass day, gotta get ready for class...binky

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, June 06, 2012 5:34:37 AM

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(slides a Texas sized mug of the Caffine Fairy's primo coffee over to Holly)

Morning to all hankering for hanky-panky.

Just a reminder that Lush has kicked off another story contest and this one has some really B-I-G prize money. Winners will also get a spot in the next e-book anthology and (I think) a Gold membership. The theme, V.I.P., is a tough one for me since most of my characters are V.U.P (Very Unimportant Peons)Check out the rules for yourself for it's way too early to take anything I pass along as accurate.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Wednesday, June 06, 2012 8:31:10 AM

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Good Morning! I'm finishing up the editing and revision of the final story in my Roommates trilogy and prepping all three to become an eBook that's going to be up for sale at some point this year. I'm going on a submission spree like Brother Alan here and send some things to contests and to get published. May I get some Bailey's to start and put it on Scooter's tab?

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, June 06, 2012 10:04:59 AM

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Morning Rumplators. Hey Sharon! wave Good to see you! At least one of us has become moderately successful with leanings toward the real Big Time!
Miss Sharon's drinks are on me Rump. See? She's licking my neck where I spilled it. 6
Southern_Sass
Posted: Wednesday, June 06, 2012 10:14:40 AM

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thank you Rump, I so need that. Hi Sharon and Chef... I just wanna say screw class and write, but the good girl in me, says to stay and learn BITCH

DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, June 06, 2012 2:17:57 PM

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Good Afternoon Lush-type People...nice to see everyone here holding up the bar...it's always an impressive site, I must say...

Hey Scooter, did I hear you say something about you were thinking? I'm sure you must of said you were drinking, but you must have been slurring your words so bad it sounded like you said you were thinking...

Damn, we try not to let anything like thinking happen in this place...it would ruin our reputation...

More drinking, less thinking I always say...speaking of drinking, what we have here that's reasonably priced, won't choke a horse, and probably won't remove what's left of the varnish on the bar should it accidentally spill? Anything? And don't bring out that box of kosher wine again Reverend that you have under the bar from last year...

Pour me a double bourbon with a bourbon chaser...and a side of bourbon...that should do the trick for now...

See Elaine, you said I disappeared, well I found my way back...after these drinks I might not find my way home, but no matter...hey Miss Bat, put another nickel in the juke box and give it a good swift kick, it should start playing...

Nice to see ya'll...Holly, Chef, Sharon and Sugar-B...
Cheers,
Alan.
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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, June 06, 2012 3:00:32 PM

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Afternoon DM, glad you found your way back - you should been here two days ago when Mr RF was handing out BOOH stuff, Sheesh that could have knocked a rhino senseless let alone a delicate little english rose, like what i is!

Anyway it's been along day here after a weekend and TWO public holidays due to HM's celebrations. Think i'll have whatever DM is buying drunken

E xx
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, June 06, 2012 5:26:04 PM

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Greetings, to this haven for the 'IN' crowd (insolvent, intoxicated, etc.).

Let me get this straight, Sharon is putting her drink on DM's tab. Is that the same drink that's 'on' Chef? Just trying to keep the accounts straight. The new bookkeeper, Mort the Much Maligned, last worked for the Pentagon and gets rattled rather easily.

DM, there's still a bottle or two (dozen) of, Bat Out Of Hell, whiskey. It's origins are a bit obscure, but the case we got was shipped from Bug Tussel, Oklahoma, which should be recommendation enough.

Sisters tried it last weekend and, except for the temporary loss of 10 IQ points and showing up with her dress on backwards, seems to have come through the event with her usual style and flair.

Let me get on my asbestos mitts and I'll get you two set up.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Wednesday, June 06, 2012 10:44:52 PM

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Lapplause lol
scooter
Posted: Wednesday, June 06, 2012 10:48:54 PM

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DirtyMartini wrote:
Good Afternoon Lush-type People...nice to see everyone here holding up the bar...it's always an impressive site, I must say...

Hey Scooter, did I hear you say something about you were thinking? I'm sure you must of said you were drinking, but you must have been slurring your words so bad it sounded like you said you were thinking...

Damn, we try not to let anything like thinking happen in this place...it would ruin our reputation...

More drinking, less thinking I always say...speaking of drinking, what we have here that's reasonably priced, won't choke a horse, and probably won't remove what's left of the varnish on the bar should it accidentally spill? Anything? And don't bring out that box of kosher wine again Reverend that you have under the bar from last year...

Pour me a double bourbon with a bourbon chaser...and a side of bourbon...that should do the trick for now...



See Elaine, you said I disappeared, well I found my way back...after these drinks I might not find my way home, but no matter...hey Miss Bat, put another nickel in the juke box and give it a good swift kick, it should start playing...

Nice to see ya'll...Holly, Chef, Sharon and Sugar-B...
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5
d'oh!

Oh no, here we go, back in debt again Rump,,, Alans back~
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, June 07, 2012 5:01:20 AM

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Morning to all in search of truth, enlightenment and cheap booze. Today's coffee is yet another example of the Caffine Fairy's charitable efforts to let us experience decent coffee. Only problem is we could become addicted to the stuff.

Be brave, Rumplators, be very brave.

glasses8


Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Buz
Posted: Thursday, June 07, 2012 7:04:54 AM

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Good morning Rumpy and Gang!

Guest
Posted: Thursday, June 07, 2012 9:12:10 AM

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Guess what I found when I stumbled in this morning! The delivery guy is on vacation and his replacement left a case of REAL booze! I saw we tuck it under the bar fast and try to drink it slow. I don't know if our guts and livers will ever be the same after this one. Lookit! Here's a picture of it! Can you believe we have a whole case of this stuff? Whistle Honest! I just FOUND it! On the sidewalk. Not far from that classy joint down the street a little ways. Left, on the sidewalk. On a two-wheeler. All by itself. I'm sure it was ours by proxy or something like that. Right?


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Posted: Thursday, June 07, 2012 12:56:48 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:


DM, there's still a bottle or two (dozen) of, Bat Out Of Hell, whiskey. It's origins are a bit obscure, but the case we got was shipped from Bug Tussel, Oklahoma, which should be recommendation enough.

Sisters tried it last weekend and, except for the temporary loss of 10 IQ points and showing up with her dress on backwards, seems to have come through the event with her usual style and flair.

glasses8


Evening peoples... or is it morning or afternoon, well it's something somewhere in the world.

Bloody hell didn't realise i lost 10 IQ points for every shot of BOOH - that means i've 20 left....

Probably missed the coffee so i'll have Vodka and Lime in a tall glass with ice, a slice of lime and a straw - if thats too complicated just put in a coffee mug evil4

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, June 07, 2012 4:01:25 PM

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Sisters, be of good cheer. That IQ loss was only temporary which means that, unlike your beloved bartender, there's every reason to hope for your IQ experiencing upward mobility in the immediate future.

Chef, why is it something tells me taking possession of that shipment would not be a good career move?

As for the 'Bat Out Of Hell' whiskey, it seems to have become the personal favorite of both Coma and Tose. Busty says she sat an empty bottle of the stuff on their table and, she swears, their ear hairs stood to attention.

:glass8:

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, June 07, 2012 5:53:49 PM

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Why I feel very, very sorry for all those who check-out story subs here at Lush.

"
A warm summer breeze warmed the air and the fragrances of springtime filled my nostrils."

To add insult to seasonal injury, the story is in second person.

Free drinks for all story checkers, whatever your title. An alcoholic haze must be a minimum requirement for the job.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Friday, June 08, 2012 8:34:40 AM

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6 You have no idea Rump.
Finally Friday. Or my favorite term P.O.E.T.S. Have ya heard that one?
I'll just pour the good booze into a not so good booze bottle Rump. You know, kind of like a camo thing. I seem to remember doing that to my moms booze bottles when I was a teen being a bit of a rebel. I was sure vodka looked like water and bourbon looked like tea. 588-rolleyes
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Posted: Friday, June 08, 2012 9:36:27 AM

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Happy freaky Friday everyone! I'm cleaning up my Facebook page and restricting a bunch of people on there, and taking down some pictures I don't want employers to see. Speaking of employers, one place called me back and didn't hire me, but is going to keep my resume on file in case a position. Chef, let's do body shots and see how much revenue we can bring into this lovely sextablishment!

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, June 08, 2012 2:25:55 PM

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Congrats, Sharon, but go easy on those body shots, especially if 'Bat Out Of Hell' whiskey is involved.

Chef, that sentence is so bad, it appears to have run off most of the non-paying customers. (sigh)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Posted: Friday, June 08, 2012 4:12:19 PM

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I'm Ready ... Bring on the Bat out of Hell

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