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TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Tuesday, June 05, 2012 5:55:58 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:

He was making a joke. Once you've been here awhile you'll learn to know who's serious and who isn't.

That's because the rest of us know that WMM has reached a state of Zen that the rest of us poor slobs stuck on earth here will never know... I'd be jealous but I'm working on my own state of Zen...
It's called the 2nd bottle of wine.drunken

Shylass
Posted: Tuesday, June 05, 2012 6:07:34 PM

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Joined: 1/6/2012
Posts: 3,595
Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
TheDevilsWeakness wrote:

I'd be jealous but I'm working on my own state of Zen...
It's called the 2nd bottle of wine.drunken



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sugarbabe
Posted: Tuesday, June 05, 2012 10:11:08 PM

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Location: northeast, United States

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sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Guest
Posted: Wednesday, June 06, 2012 12:41:24 PM

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Posts: 530,465
TheDevilsWeakness wrote:

That's because the rest of us know that WMM has reached a state of Zen that the rest of us poor slobs stuck on earth here will never know... I'd be jealous but I'm working on my own state of Zen...
It's called the 2nd bottle of wine.drunken


This made me laugh out! Scared the darn cat. Whistle 3601
littlemissbitch
Posted: Wednesday, June 06, 2012 1:39:08 PM

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Location: the land of enchantment, United States
stupid Ranger.

littlemissbitch ~ professional face ripper offer, at your service..
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, June 06, 2012 3:01:25 PM

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littlemissbitch wrote:
stupid Ranger.


Short and not so sweet drunken
34D
Posted: Wednesday, June 06, 2012 3:27:18 PM

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Joined: 9/10/2011
Posts: 16
Location: Minneapolis, United States
FUCK YOU! Who are you to tell me that if I stopped having bad dreams I would miss them?? We have been talking for two fucking weeks and you are already acting like you know me, even though you don't know the first thing about me. Just because you don't dream anymore doesn't mean that I want to. So fuck off with your failure advice, and Aaron was right, you aren't that bright. Maybe if you weren't busy smoking pot and rubbing off you would be a smart enough to know not to fuck with the wrong people. go fuck yourself more, we all know it's all you are going to be getting.
AveryS
Posted: Wednesday, June 06, 2012 3:33:43 PM

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Joined: 6/6/2012
Posts: 21
15 fucking items or less!!!!!! No more!!!! Just because you have thirty fucking packs of the same thing doesn't mean you can fucking count it as one!!!!!!!! 15 fucking items total!!!! Not types of items!!!!! DAMNIT PEOPLE!!!!
Southern_Sass
Posted: Wednesday, June 06, 2012 4:03:07 PM

Rank: Miss Sassy Pants

Joined: 3/14/2010
Posts: 6,522
Location: Ridin the Waves of Lush, United States
WHY? Why do you think EVERYTHING is about you? You said you would never come back, yet here ya are. Welcome back, I could care less! Upon your first return, you friend me and lie. Surprising? NOPE! I knew it was you and even asked you, which ya lied about. Then ya deleted me. Left again and now back for a fourth time. Except you are going to my friends, asking them to take it easy on you. NEWS FLASH they could give a FUCK that you are back anyways. All I can say is GOT GUILT?

sprite
Posted: Thursday, June 07, 2012 12:04:29 AM

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Joined: 6/18/2010
Posts: 14,409
Location: My Tower, United States
just a gentle reminder. the cage is for rage. thank you. :)

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Shylass
Posted: Thursday, June 07, 2012 2:25:52 AM

Rank: Gingerbread Lover

Joined: 1/6/2012
Posts: 3,595
Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
sprite wrote:
just a gentle reminder. the cage is for rage. thank you. :)


AAAAAAAARGH! MORNINGS AND THE FECKING POSTMAN THINKS IT'S OKAY TO GIVE ME A FECKING HEART ATTACK BY RINGING THE WORLD'S LOUDEST DOORBELL JUST AFTER A CAFFIENE INJECTION!

My heart is racing (in a really bad way). DO it again, Postie, and I will push you down the stairs! Your only saving grace is that you just delivered a massive box of gingerbread men from my mates in Cornwall!!! YEAH!


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TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Thursday, June 07, 2012 7:01:56 AM

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Location: I'm the girl that your father hoped he could date.
We've accomplished so much as the Human Race.

We've put men into outer space. (Not saying we shouldn't launch a few more and leave them there, or anything evil4 )
We've made little gizmo's and gadgets such as laptop computers and cell phone so small and so powerful.
We have bulletproof vests so light and durable that protect our police and troops from deadly gunfire.
We've managed to eradicate most of the plagues and diseases thats haunted our past generations.

Now how about a #$"@&$*&^@)$& UMBRELLA that doesn't break?
I can't manage to keep an umbrella in one piece for longer than 2 weeks... GRRRRRR cussing

littlemissbitch
Posted: Thursday, June 07, 2012 7:55:00 AM

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Location: the land of enchantment, United States
stay away from me....and mostly stay away from her or i will come at you with all fours and teeth bared...you have PISSED ME OFF and you of all ppl know what that means. and you know who you are.

littlemissbitch ~ professional face ripper offer, at your service..
sexyeyes37
Posted: Thursday, June 07, 2012 8:42:03 AM

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Joined: 3/13/2012
Posts: 601
Location: United Kingdom
sheepholy men that think they can use you whenever they want then ignore you,make me want to SCREAM!!!.

sexyeyes37
Dani
Posted: Thursday, June 07, 2012 11:38:26 AM

Rank: Big-Haired Bitch

Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 4,612
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
I'm so sorry that the magical button that makes my car intangible is out of order today. When I have the time, I'll head straight to my mechanic to have it fixed. And THEN, I'll be able to push it and simply drive THROUGH the dozens of cars ahead of me in this bumper-to-bumper traffic. And then you won't have to wear out that nifty little horn that you've been honking at me for the past 20 minutes, as if I'm not in the SAME FUCKING POSITION AS YOU!!cussing

But you know what, I could be wrong. Perhaps your horn has magical qualities that make traffic disappear, but it only works if you honk it at least 10 times per minute at the car ahead of you. If that's the case, carry on kind sir....do the citizens of this crowded little city a favor.



Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

Guest
Posted: Thursday, June 07, 2012 12:17:14 PM

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It was all so unnecessary... *sigh*

principessa
Posted: Thursday, June 07, 2012 12:39:58 PM

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Posts: 4,270
Location: Canada
This degree did not come out of a Corn Flakes box. That is why you came to me for advice and I charge for it. So, please listen to the opinion you have paid for.

MissyLuvsYa
Posted: Thursday, June 07, 2012 12:42:29 PM

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Location: somewhere on the coast, United States
Why do some people never RSVP but turn up anyhow?
Dani
Posted: Friday, June 08, 2012 10:33:02 AM

Rank: Big-Haired Bitch

Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 4,612
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
Once, just ONCE when I call my bank, I'd like to speak to an ACTUAL representative, and not a robot that asks me to keep repeating the same number until they understand it.



Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm a problem...

Shylass
Posted: Friday, June 08, 2012 1:34:25 PM

Rank: Gingerbread Lover

Joined: 1/6/2012
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Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
I have had such a crappy day that I have had to create a gif to express my rage about Boss #4, Colleague #3, the mother of the two children in the coffee shop, and the customer with the blanket:

















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angry7

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Guest
Posted: Friday, June 08, 2012 4:27:05 PM

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Shylass wrote:
I have had such a crappy day that I have had to create a gif to express my rage about Boss #4, Colleague #3, the mother of the two children in the coffee shop, and the customer with the blanket:



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angry7


Shylass
Posted: Friday, June 08, 2012 4:36:47 PM

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Mazza wrote:


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You are dangerously close to unleashing my previously held-back rant...

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Guest
Posted: Friday, June 08, 2012 5:37:38 PM

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1. My music player with over 130 songs is gone.
2. My internet comes via a satellite dish mounted 40' feet in the air, so every time we have a strong wind, my internet crashes, giving my friends the impression I'm ignoring them.
3. The car wash ruined a $1600 rim on my truck by applying some kind of wax on the brushed aluminum wheel; but still charged me the $26 bucks for the car wash.
4. My real life girlfriends plane was three hours late, yet showed on time on the boards. That left me sitting on my non productive ass next to the 'kids from hell' who slapped slurpy gummy bears on my slacks.
5. A carton of Marlboros in Manhattan is $135 bucks. The same carton on the Canadian side of the border is $19 bucks. WTF?
6. Why is the expiration date on fresh meat the same day I buy it?
7. Gasoline was $3.98 two weeks ago, and today it's $3.19. That's cool but why?
8. My German car runs on diesel which is nothing more than watered down kerosene, yet costs even more.
9. The mailman comes daily at precisely 9:30 am, unless I'm mailing an overdue bill. Those days he shows up at 4:45 pm, so the fear of losing internet or electricity stays with me all night.
!0. Why do drive thrus take more time than going inside and ordering? I found the answer to that one myself. There's no customers inside. Folks, get off your ass and go inside instead of burning that $3.98 gas.
11. Why do my sprinklers come on when its raining? Can't someone come up with a sensor or something? Hell, the wipers on my car come on in the rain and shut off when it stops?!
12. With all the yard in the world, why does my dog have to pee on my antique dining room table legs?
13. Why haven't you messaged me? I'm waiting.


*sigh*
Guest
Posted: Friday, June 08, 2012 5:39:11 PM

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sprite wrote:
just a gentle reminder. the cage is for rage. thank you. :)


No reminding without ranting then!!!evil5 Whistle bootyshake I need an emoticon that sticks his tongue out. Didn't we have one of those? Wait! Here he is. tongue6
Guest
Posted: Friday, June 08, 2012 5:43:15 PM

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I so want this for a t-shirt.
LauraLee_sugah
Posted: Friday, June 08, 2012 6:13:08 PM

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Posts: 2,345
Location: the sweet, sunny south, United States
this is just a little rage... but significant...

IF YOU WEAR SAGGY BRITCHES WEAR TIGHT UNDERWEAR.... WHEN YOU BEND OVER AND IT IS ALL LOOSE YOU SHOW WAAAAAAYYYYYY MORE THAN THE PLUMBER.... YOUR ASS CRACK DOES NOT GO WELL WITH THE DINNER I AM PAYING GOOD MONEY TO EAT...

thank you very much...

Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 09, 2012 3:05:53 AM

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Posts: 530,465
Shylass wrote:
I have had such a crappy day that I have had to create a gif to express my rage about Boss #4, Colleague #3, the mother of the two children in the coffee shop, and the customer with the blanket:

















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Well that sums up everything nicely Daisy... no need for anyone else to post on this 'Fred' ever again







angry7
asleep
Posted: Saturday, June 09, 2012 7:32:38 AM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
Once, just ONCE when I call my bank, I'd like to speak to an ACTUAL representative, and not a robot that asks me to keep repeating the same number until they understand it.


YE and me, too!! That is an INSTANT RAGE with me with the "voice" thing. It's bad enough with "push button" response, but survivable. (*&&^%^ and $#%$^%&* automated "customer service". I'd like to get ... for once... a read, live person and deliver some CUSStomer service to them.

(I'm through now)

Rick

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx

freakycactus
Posted: Saturday, June 09, 2012 9:29:04 AM

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Location: On my cloud, United Kingdom
Boobs - stop changing size and shape! I can't afford all the new underwear!

Dani
Posted: Saturday, June 09, 2012 11:38:22 AM

Rank: Big-Haired Bitch

Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 4,612
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
Dear mail person: Please remember to CLOSE the mailbox...especially on days when it's raining hellfire and brimstone. That way, envelopes that say "IMPORTANT FINANCIAL DOCUMENTS ENCLOSED" won't be all soggy and mushy, and you know....UN-FUCKING-READABLE!!

Please & Thanksbunny



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