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34D wrote:
Out of sight out of mind, if you don't read it you don't know that it is going on. Who cares if people are willing to let their anger out every once in a while to keep it from landing on the wrong person. the rules are that we are not allowed to judge other people for their thoughts. Please respect that, if you can't respect it don't post?
He was making a joke. Once you've been here awhile you'll learn to know who's serious and who isn't.
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chefkathleen wrote:
He was making a joke. Once you've been here awhile you'll learn to know who's serious and who isn't.
That's because the rest of us know that WMM has reached a state of Zen that the rest of us poor slobs stuck on earth here will never know... I'd be jealous but I'm working on my own state of Zen... It's called the 2nd bottle of wine. 
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sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it 
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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:That's because the rest of us know that WMM has reached a state of Zen that the rest of us poor slobs stuck on earth here will never know... I'd be jealous but I'm working on my own state of Zen... It's called the 2nd bottle of wine. This made me laugh out! Scared the darn cat.  
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Don't you DARE pretend that I wouldn't have made it if I weren't fucking you. You picked me because I stood out amongst a pool of equally qualified applicants. You picked me long before you actually met me. BEFORE you found me attractive, and BEFORE I decided to sleep with you. Don't get pissed off now because you've developed feelings that I don't return. I told you from the beginning that it was just about sex. I didn't ask you to become attached. You don't have to go out of your way to get me little tokens of your appreciation. I'm a professional FIRST!! Just because I've sat on your face and you've been inside me, you think you own me or something?!?! If you want to fuck again, just say so. I wouldn't mind because you've got some good dick. But don't try to make me your little beck-and-call girl. Don't proposition me. We both have work to do. I don't have time for your angst or your emotional attachments. Don't proposition me or bribe me. I do amazing work. I did amazing work BEFORE I fucked you, and will continue to do amazing work after I decide to stop fucking you. I don't need to sleep with you to get ahead. I never asked for that, so don't make it seem as if I had. It's ONLY about the sex. It's ALWAYS been about the sex. I've no idea why I'm attracted to you. Perhaps it's because you're my professor and it's forbidden. Who knows?? But don't make it seem like my career depends on whether or not I decide to keep fucking you. If I've a mind to, I can turn this into something ugly, but I'm not that vindictive. You'd do well to remember that. 
 "Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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stupid Ranger.
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littlemissbitch wrote:stupid Ranger. Short and not so sweet
Coming soon..... Elizabeth Middleton
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FUCK YOU! Who are you to tell me that if I stopped having bad dreams I would miss them?? We have been talking for two fucking weeks and you are already acting like you know me, even though you don't know the first thing about me. Just because you don't dream anymore doesn't mean that I want to. So fuck off with your failure advice, and Aaron was right, you aren't that bright. Maybe if you weren't busy smoking pot and rubbing off you would be a smart enough to know not to fuck with the wrong people. go fuck yourself more, we all know it's all you are going to be getting.
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15 fucking items or less!!!!!! No more!!!! Just because you have thirty fucking packs of the same thing doesn't mean you can fucking count it as one!!!!!!!! 15 fucking items total!!!! Not types of items!!!!! DAMNIT PEOPLE!!!!
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WHY? Why do you think EVERYTHING is about you? You said you would never come back, yet here ya are. Welcome back, I could care less! Upon your first return, you friend me and lie. Surprising? NOPE! I knew it was you and even asked you, which ya lied about. Then ya deleted me. Left again and now back for a fourth time. Except you are going to my friends, asking them to take it easy on you. NEWS FLASH they could give a FUCK that you are back anyways. All I can say is GOT GUILT?
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Shylass wrote:Sorry, but this would sooooo make a good story. Why not write it? I'll read it! Aww, thanks. I've had many experiences that would make a great story (not to toot my own horn). But I won't kid myself. Unless it's dealing with something of a scientific nature, writing isn't one of my strong points. I'd just end up making a fool of myself and getting devoured by the lushies. But thanks for finding me interesting enough to be story worthy, lol! You seem to have a way with words. Maybe I could send you the details and you can write the story! (just kidding), but again, thanks. :)
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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
Aww, thanks. I've had many experiences that would make a great story (not to toot my own horn). But I won't kid myself. Unless it's dealing with something of a scientific nature, writing isn't one of my strong points. I'd just end up making a fool of myself and getting devoured by the lushies. But thanks for finding me interesting enough to be story worthy, lol! You seem to have a way with words. Maybe I could send you the details and you can write the story! (just kidding), but again, thanks. :)
practice makes perfect? maybe it could become a strong point.
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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
Aww, thanks. I've had many experiences that would make a great story (not to toot my own horn). But I won't kid myself. Unless it's dealing with something of a scientific nature, writing isn't one of my strong points. I'd just end up making a fool of myself and getting devoured by the lushies. But thanks for finding me interesting enough to be story worthy, lol! You seem to have a way with words. Maybe I could send you the details and you can write the story! (just kidding), but again, thanks. :)
Okay, I have read what you said, and understood.
But I just read your rant, and thought, "I love this thread!" Normally I read the thread and go, good rant. But I saw the whole thread as something more because of how you wrote it.
Next time you feel like ranting, and have some time, and feel like it, try adding in a little more detail, and see what happens. I'd read it. Proper. And it takes a lot for me to promise that. It's just a suggestion from a fellow impressed ranter. 
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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
Aww, thanks. I've had many experiences that would make a great story (not to toot my own horn). But I won't kid myself. Unless it's dealing with something of a scientific nature, writing isn't one of my strong points. I'd just end up making a fool of myself and getting devoured by the lushies. But thanks for finding me interesting enough to be story worthy, lol! You seem to have a way with words. Maybe I could send you the details and you can write the story! (just kidding), but again, thanks. :)
Hey, with the right attitude, mindset and motivation, you could do it. Heck, the same thing can be explained for anything someone wants to do. Never sell yourself short on something. :) Hone your skills and relegate what was perceived as a weakness into your forte. Why not? 
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Shylass wrote:
Okay, I have read what you said, and understood.
But I just read your rant, and thought, "I love this thread!" Normally I read the thread and go, good rant. But I saw the whole thread as something more because of how you wrote it.
Next time you feel like ranting, and have some time, and feel like it, try adding in a little more detail, and see what happens. I'd read it. Proper. And it takes a lot for me to promise that. It's just a suggestion from a fellow impressed ranter. Thanks. I've actually given this writing thing some thought. I'll type out my whole situation with the professor from the beginning and see how it pans out. Maybe I could form a story. Thanks for the suggestion! The wheels in my head are churning as I type. 
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This isn't a rage. But I took you guys' advice, and published a story just a few seconds ago. The words just flowed. I guess because it was from experience and didn't require much by way of imagination. I'm so nervous! Just waiting for it to get through the moderators! What have I done?!?! 
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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just a gentle reminder. the cage is for rage. thank you. :)
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sprite wrote:just a gentle reminder. the cage is for rage. thank you. :)
AAAAAAAARGH! MORNINGS AND THE FECKING POSTMAN THINKS IT'S OKAY TO GIVE ME A FECKING HEART ATTACK BY RINGING THE WORLD'S LOUDEST DOORBELL JUST AFTER A CAFFIENE INJECTION!
My heart is racing (in a really bad way). DO it again, Postie, and I will push you down the stairs! Your only saving grace is that you just delivered a massive box of gingerbread men from my mates in Cornwall!!! YEAH!
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We've accomplished so much as the Human Race. We've put men into outer space. (Not saying we shouldn't launch a few more and leave them there, or anything ) We've made little gizmo's and gadgets such as laptop computers and cell phone so small and so powerful. We have bulletproof vests so light and durable that protect our police and troops from deadly gunfire. We've managed to eradicate most of the plagues and diseases thats haunted our past generations. Now how about a #$"@&$*&^@)$& UMBRELLA that doesn't break? I can't manage to keep an umbrella in one piece for longer than 2 weeks... GRRRRRR 
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stay away from me....and mostly stay away from her or i will come at you with all fours and teeth bared...you have PISSED ME OFF and you of all ppl know what that means. and you know who you are.
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 men that think they can use you whenever they want then ignore you,make me want to SCREAM!!!.
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I'm so sorry that the magical button that makes my car intangible is out of order today. When I have the time, I'll head straight to my mechanic to have it fixed. And THEN, I'll be able to push it and simply drive THROUGH the dozens of cars ahead of me in this bumper-to-bumper traffic. And then you won't have to wear out that nifty little horn that you've been honking at me for the past 20 minutes, as if I'm not in the SAME FUCKING POSITION AS YOU!! But you know what, I could be wrong. Perhaps your horn has magical qualities that make traffic disappear, but it only works if you honk it at least 10 times per minute at the car ahead of you. If that's the case, carry on kind sir....do the citizens of this crowded little city a favor.
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It was all so unnecessary... *sigh*
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This degree did not come out of a Corn Flakes box. That is why you came to me for advice and I charge for it. So, please listen to the opinion you have paid for.
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Why do some people never RSVP but turn up anyhow?
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Once, just ONCE when I call my bank, I'd like to speak to an ACTUAL representative, and not a robot that asks me to keep repeating the same number until they understand it.
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I have had such a crappy day that I have had to create a gif to express my rage about Boss #4, Colleague #3, the mother of the two children in the coffee shop, and the customer with the blanket:
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Shylass wrote:I have had such a crappy day that I have had to create a gif to express my rage about Boss #4, Colleague #3, the mother of the two children in the coffee shop, and the customer with the blanket: 
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