Do you do it in bed? in the dark?, light, sunshine, naked, bathroom, shower, you get the idea. Describe the environment where you like to do it in as much detail as you can.

Earth

Say!
I like to masturbate!
I do!! I like it, Sam-I-am!
And I would do it in a boat!
And I would do it in only a coat...
And I will do it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
It is so good so good you see!

So I will do it in a box.
And I will do it while wearing socks.
And I will do it without a blouse.
And I will do it in a house.
And I will do it here and there.
Say! in the closet, when I'm bare - I would do it ANYWHERE!

I do so like
to do the deed from here to there!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am


(obviously, took some creative license with Green Eggs and Ham. I hope this is not counted as plagiarism. )

Wow, this is inspirational!

Now, we are getting warmed up!
I expect we will be seeing some more of these poems d'twat

My favorite way when I'm alone is to take a bubble bath where I play a little and then move to the bed and use my hand, dildo and vibrator. I have been known to take my dildo into shower with me and use the shower head massager when I need to sneak away for privacy. When I spend to much time chatting with friends on the computer I will slide my shorts down and play just laying on couch.

Pretty much anywhere in private

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sualy in bed, at home any time of day but i have done it outside once

Usually in bed; sometimes in the shower. Rarely in the dark. On rare occasions, if I am a day's walk or two from civilization, and not likely to be encountered by anyone, out in the wilderness. But those occasions were few and far between; in the Eastern US forests, one has always to be aware of brown bears. They sometimes get upset by the smell of sex.

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"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster

various places, I admit, certainly not restricted to the bedroom in the dark :)

When I have no handy sub
It’s true I give myself a rub.
It may be in a shower or tub
And do not neglect my nipples’ nub.
I’ve never heard the chicken gag
While choking it until the sag.
I sometimes tickle my balls large bag
But never beat the dying nag.
Meat that’s beaten can get tender
And cum cannot “return to sender”;
Masturbation is the fondest fun;
Such satisfaction when it’s done.
And yet, there is the sense of “robbed”
When solo, you’ve been just hand-jobbed.

bathroom, husband's easy chair, car, bedroom, bathroom at work, on commuter train in bathroom and once in a church bathroom.

Just about everywhere when the mood strikes. Mostly in the lab where I do research. I try not to do it in places that are TOO public, as I think it's very selfish and irresponsible. I understand people are into the whole public places thing and being caught, but you should still use wisdom when publicly masturbating. There could be children around, and that's not fair to them.

But yeah, I enjoy masturbating in places other than my bedroom. So I masturbate everywhere I can, as long as it's appropriate.

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Mostly in my bedroom but lately I been going to a empty parking lot! Enjoying nature :))))

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*SloppyJo =)*

Id love to meet you in that parking lot sometime lol

Anywhere really........i have in the car, at work, in my friends bedroom,bathroom. But mainly its on my bed xx