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Guest
Posted: Monday, May 14, 2012 9:42:12 AM

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PersonalAssistant wrote:



This was funny!evil4 evil5
1curiouscat
Posted: Wednesday, May 16, 2012 10:39:07 AM

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, May 17, 2012 9:27:17 PM

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Not sure if this was posted before, but I think I'll pass on this one...thanks anyway...



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scooter
Posted: Thursday, May 17, 2012 9:39:34 PM

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DirtyMartini wrote:
Not sure if this was posted before, but I think I'll pass on this one...thanks anyway...


Is it pure "Pet Sweat" DM?
I'll take two then,,,
DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, May 20, 2012 10:12:18 AM

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scooter wrote:


Is it pure "Pet Sweat" DM?
I'll take two then,,,


Yeah, mix a little vodka in there it should taste fine...

Hey Scooter...would you call this Cupid Fail?



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elitfromnorth
Posted: Sunday, May 20, 2012 11:43:09 AM

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"It's at that point you realise Lady Luck is actually a hooker, and you're fresh out of cash."
WellMadeMale
Posted: Monday, May 21, 2012 9:10:14 PM

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Location: Cakeland, United States
Junior Wash: $2.95 a toss



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hydroranger_5
Posted: Tuesday, May 22, 2012 7:28:21 AM

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Wow.......... WTF were they thinking????? Unbelieveable.......
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 22, 2012 11:25:11 AM

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WellMadeMale wrote:
Junior Wash: $2.95 a toss



Okay, I laughed my ass off at this!!evil4
WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 5:55:02 PM

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:55:42 PM

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Yes my Lush friends...if you see someone drowning, make sure you laugh out loud first...happy8



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charmbrights
Posted: Thursday, May 24, 2012 1:59:14 AM

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DirtyMartini wrote:
Lush Stories...more entertaining than daytime television...
That is not difficult.

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nicola
Posted: Thursday, May 24, 2012 4:33:34 AM

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charmbrights wrote:
That is not difficult.


I can't understand what your problem actually is. You've been negative and knocking the site since you joined.
DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 12:32:34 PM

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Is there a Boating For Dummies book out there? I think someone could use a copy...



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Java
Posted: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 7:22:12 PM

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DirtyMartini wrote:
Yes my Lush friends...if you see someone drowning, make sure you laugh out loud first...happy8


Oh, holy shit! I LOLed at that!


WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, May 31, 2012 6:33:33 PM

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WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, June 01, 2012 6:01:33 PM

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, June 05, 2012 3:57:50 PM

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I giggled. A lot.

WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, June 08, 2012 9:20:22 AM

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WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, June 08, 2012 9:23:44 AM

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TV is a manufactured, grade A, propaganda selling bullshit machine for the unseen Powers that run your life.
It is not trying to educate or inform you. It is there to entertain and distract you.
A senate hearing doesn’t generate ratings for advertising revenue, that’s fucking boring!
Instead we get Hollywood versions of the news, dumbed-down with just the right amount of stupid for the sheeple to understand.
Shocking headlines, moronic celebrity gossip, half naked pretty people, and plenty of alcohol advertisements are put in front of us to divert us from what’s really going on in the world."




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Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 09, 2012 7:30:20 AM

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Guest
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Giesabrekk
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hotairgasm wrote:


It's embarrassing that you can spell neither 'embarrassment' nor 'embarrassing' correctly.d'oh!
CuriousButterfly
Posted: Sunday, June 10, 2012 6:04:47 PM

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hotairgasm
Posted: Saturday, June 16, 2012 8:58:14 AM

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“Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."
The_Young_Swell
Posted: Sunday, June 17, 2012 6:50:22 PM

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Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, June 22, 2012 10:02:00 AM

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If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Guest
Posted: Friday, June 22, 2012 6:00:54 PM

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bat
Posted: Friday, June 22, 2012 6:05:32 PM

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Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



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WellMadeMale
Posted: Sunday, June 24, 2012 3:33:40 PM

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...............Rejection..............



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