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clum wrote:WHEN PEOPLE WRITE IN ALL CAPS IT MAKES IT SEEM AS THOUGH THEY ARE SHOUTING AND IT GIVES ME A HEADACHE. I LITERALLY CANNOT BRING MYSELF TO READ IT. IT MAKES ME WANT TO SCRATCH THEIR EYES OUT.
There's no need for it, even if you are shouting. Stop it. Calm down Clum. Sometimes it helps people see the words better and sometimes it helps people vent. Just don't read it if you can't handle it.
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chefkathleen wrote:Calm down Clum. Sometimes it helps people see the words better and sometimes it helps people vent. Just don't read it if you can't handle it. I believe one of the rules of this thread is that you're not allowed to tell people to calm down: sprite wrote:4) You are not allowed to tell anyone not to be angry, to calm down. We feel how we feel. Do not try to reason with the the rage. It needs to be let loose. *sticks tongue out* And trust me, I don't read it.
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im guilty of this. kind of. but it helps me vent so, whatever.
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sTUPIDY sTUPID fECKING tINTERNET mAKING ME fall off ALL THE fECKING TIME!!!
aND THAT WASN'T ALL cAPS, ok?
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 Fuck you, you bitch. Your husband better learn to keep his hands to himself. And you learn to put out. Frigid cunt. He yelled cause I squeezed. Not cause he got caught. I hope he has bruised balls. Randy, filthy sonuvabitch. Maybe if you got off your ass and out of your fucking van at your kids soccer games, you'd wear some of that hefty load off your own arse. Then maybe your husband would keep his skeezy fucking hands off of mine. Especially in front of my kids. IDGAF what he does in front of your kids but in front of MY kids that shit does NOT fly. Next time he tries to lay a hand on me I'm gonna kick him in the fucking nuts. I don't know where your from but around here women don't usually like to be manhandled by other peoples husbands. Especially dickless wonders like yours. I'll slap a sexual harassment lawsuit on him so fast he won't have time to drop his pants before I FUCK him OVER.
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Fuck you, old bitter-ass lady. Just because you're a used up sack of greying flesh whose best years are way back in the rear view mirror is no reason to bite my head off. The only thing missing from your "why doesn't the world conform to my (wholly mythical but in my head it's real) 1950s-era sensibilities" rant was the use of the phrase "young whipper-snapper". That's because your old fuck brain is failing, which is too bad because being called that at least would've made me laugh. Try being less bitter; being old isn't a license to be an asshole, nor does it buy insurance from others dishing your bullshit right back into your face. And try using some fucking Origins cream on your mouth, then maybe it wouldn't look like a permanently puckered-up asshole, which is probably still more attractive than your 2-packs of menthols per day mouth, filled with yellow pegs. Keep frowning, you old muttering bag. If you hate the world, and hate progress, both will hate you back with a vengeance, bitch.
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Fucking miss indecisive, make up your mind already!! 
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Dear You,
Okay! She's annoying! I get it! I have to put up with it every day! I totally understand the need to vent about her! But I do not fucking need to do it every single time the poor woman isn't in ear shot! I do not need to belittle her, judge her and make persnicketty comments about her constantly to her family and friends. I have the internet for when it gets too much to bear, and you are a fucking self-righteous, mean, small-minded, judging cow! I don't CARE if you are a trained pychologist, you are a BITCH! Your so-called pragmatism and positive thinking are actually patronising fucking bollocksy bollocking crap. ON A STICK.
And whilst we're at it, when you are making horrible comments about how unfit she is compared to some other woman who lives thousands of miles away, FUCKING REMEMBER that the woman you are making crappy snide observations about has fought and won against breast cancer, undergoing the removal of a breast and intensive chemo, plus has received two new kneecaps and a pacemaker, and suffers from severe arthritis and neuropathy in her feet, hands and back, causing her immense pain. And yet she still has that irritating smile plastered on her face! I vent about her, yes, but I STILL FUCKING RESPECT HER!
And do you FUCKING REALISE that every time you go on and on about her, I am terrified that you go on about ME when I'm not there? I was in SO much much pain today, like two blowtorches were melting away my ankles, and I still dragged myself round your fucking walk! And I know I was NOT the only one out of breath and finding it hard-going. How does it feel to be a FUCKING HYPOCRITE? Oh, that's right, YOU DON'T FUCKING CARE because you are a NARROW-MINDED FUCKING BITCH! WELL, YOU AREN'T FUCKING PERFECT!
Oh, and before I forget: when I say I don't like having my picture taken, it's because I DON'T LIKE HAVING MY PICTURE TAKEN! And I know FULL WELL you will be taking those pictures home to your fucking snidey nasty son so that he can do his usual "She's so fuckin' fat an' ugly!". I WONDER WHO HE LEARNED THAT FROM! I posed for your fucking crappy photos! I don't CARE that you think you can take a good picture of me (it doesn't fucking exist and never will do, you selfish cow), don't you DARE make it seem as if it's an imposition and that you are trying to "help" me by "allowing me" to stand behind other people, and then say "I'm just tryin' to be accomodatin'..." NO, YOU FUCKING AREN'T! If you were, you WOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THE FUCKING PHOTOS IN THE FIRST PLACE! Oh, I am SOOOOO sorry I am so paranoid and me, me, me about all this. I must work on my positive fucking outlook.
And I don't WANT a cushion with his face on it. He's dead! Stick a fucking cookie on it and I'll love it. Stick his face on it, and I will destroy it. It's GREAT you like to remember people that way. I DON'T!
By the way, before I finish and have a good cry, CLINICAL DEPRESSION is a CLINICAL CONDITION. It doesn't matter how much you think "positive thinking" is the cure. Because CLINICAL DEPRESSION MEANS THAT POSITIVE THINKING IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR SOME PEOPLE! Stuck in a rut of being ill? You think I fucking ENJOY having to think about how to get out of my bedroom in the daytime? That I love having to run to the toilets for a cry at work for no fucking reason and tell my bosses I'm having ANOTHER Bad Day? That I love not being able to respond to conversation or concentrate on the most basic of things whenever and wherever I want and need to? Oh sure! I LOVE being this way! I love saying, "I'm ill, I can't do that!" I think it's GREAT I can't meet up with my mates like a normal person and hold decent conversations with them. I LOVE how I just want to hide and make the world fuck off and not be here, and how I have to push certain thoughts away from me. It's a great joy. I looooove it, I want to aaallllwaaaaayyyyyyssss be like this!
And I ESPECIALLY love how I can say all of this to your face and for you to actually HEAR, UNDERSTAND, and SHUT THE FUCK UP! Oh wait... no... that was just a dream I once had when I was hoping for the best from you.
 I can't wait until you go.
Fucking Bollocks To It All,
Me.
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Shylass wrote:Dear You,
Okay! She's annoying! I get it! I have to put up with it every day! I totally understand the need to vent about her! But I do not fucking need to do it every single time the poor woman isn't in ear shot! I do not need to belittle her, judge her and make persnicketty comments about her constantly to her family and friends. I have the internet for when it gets too much to bear, and you are a fucking self-righteous, mean, small-minded, judging cow! I don't CARE if you are a trained pychologist, you are a BITCH! Your so-called pragmatism and positive thinking are actually patronising fucking bollocksy bollocking crap. ON A STICK.
And whilst we're at it, when you are making horrible comments about how unfit she is compared to some other woman who lives thousands of miles away, FUCKING REMEMBER that the woman you are making crappy snide observations about has fought and won against breast cancer, undergoing the removal of a breast and intensive chemo, plus has received two new kneecaps and a pacemaker, and suffers from severe arthritis and neuropathy in her feet, hands and back, causing her immense pain. And yet she still has that irritating smile plastered on her face! I vent about her, yes, but I STILL FUCKING RESPECT HER!
And do you FUCKING REALISE that every time you go on and on about her, I am terrified that you go on about ME when I'm not there? I was in SO much much pain today, like two blowtorches were melting away my ankles, and I still dragged myself round your fucking walk! And I know I was NOT the only one out of breath and finding it hard-going. How does it feel to be a FUCKING HYPOCRITE? Oh, that's right, YOU DON'T FUCKING CARE because you are a NARROW-MINDED FUCKING BITCH! WELL, YOU AREN'T FUCKING PERFECT!
Oh, and before I forget: when I say I don't like having my picture taken, it's because I DON'T LIKE HAVING MY PICTURE TAKEN! And I know FULL WELL you will be taking those pictures home to your fucking snidey nasty son so that he can do his usual "She's so fuckin' fat an' ugly!". I WONDER WHO HE LEARNED THAT FROM! I posed for your fucking crappy photos! I don't CARE that you think you can take a good picture of me (it doesn't fucking exist and never will do, you selfish cow), don't you DARE make it seem as if it's an imposition and that you are trying to "help" me by "allowing me" to stand behind other people, and then say "I'm just tryin' to be accomodatin'..." NO, YOU FUCKING AREN'T! If you were, you WOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THE FUCKING PHOTOS IN THE FIRST PLACE! Oh, I am SOOOOO sorry I am so paranoid and me, me, me about all this. I must work on my positive fucking outlook.
And I don't WANT a cushion with his face on it. He's dead! Stick a fucking cookie on it and I'll love it. Stick his face on it, and I will destroy it. It's GREAT you like to remember people that way. I DON'T!
By the way, before I finish and have a good cry, CLINICAL DEPRESSION is a CLINICAL CONDITION. It doesn't matter how much you think "positive thinking" is the cure. Because CLINICAL DEPRESSION MEANS THAT POSITIVE THINKING IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR SOME PEOPLE! Stuck in a rut of being ill? You think I fucking ENJOY having to think about how to get out of my bedroom in the daytime? That I love having to run to the toilets for a cry at work for no fucking reason and tell my bosses I'm having ANOTHER Bad Day? That I love not being able to respond to conversation or concentrate on the most basic of things whenever and wherever I want and need to? Oh sure! I LOVE being this way! I love saying, "I'm ill, I can't do that!" I think it's GREAT I can't meet up with my mates like a normal person and hold decent conversations with them. I LOVE how I just want to hide and make the world fuck off and not be here, and how I have to push certain thoughts away from me. It's a great joy. I looooove it, I want to aaallllwaaaaayyyyyyssss be like this!
And I ESPECIALLY love how I can say all of this to your face and for you to actually HEAR, UNDERSTAND, and SHUT THE FUCK UP! Oh wait... no... that was just a dream I once had when I was hoping for the best from you.
I can't wait until you go.
Fucking Bollocks To It All,
Me.
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Shylass wrote:
It's the EFFING RAGE CAGE, Mazza! I put your eff in!
Well fuck you!! You grumpy bastard!!! (hugging the crap out of you really!!) 
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I fucking hate when there's only one glass left in the bottle of wine! EDIT: Not even a full fucking glass.
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Mazza wrote:Well fuck you!! You grumpy bastard!!! (hugging the crap out of you really!!) Effing fecking knobhead ranty-pants.
Oh wait... no... that's me.
Leaving now.
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I have a fucking spot on my chin...
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Shylass wrote:Dear You, ...
...Fucking Bollocks To It All,
Me.
 mad love my friend ..you have every right to be angry 
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 
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Mazza wrote:Well fuck you!! You grumpy bastard!!! (hugging the crap out of you really!!) i think you are too fucking nice for the fucking rage cage! (said with love cuz nice is good!!) :)
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Fuck this shit. And Fuck you too. Bitch. 
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clum wrote:I fucking hate when there's only one glass left in the bottle of wine!
EDIT: Not even a full fucking glass. Such a Fucking tease isn't it!
Now with audio!!!!
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So the European Football Championship is rolling. So have they splitted the rights between three different channels. Which is a pain because two of the channels have more crappy commercials than there are cunty people in the home stand at white heart lane. And not to mention that the commentators are more shitty than a bag of dogpoo. The obvious statements they make are wrong. How the fuck can you be wrong at something that's obvious? It's like saying that decaf coffee contains more caffeine than a caffeine tablet. I could do a better job than these ignorant cunts. And then they have analasys that really doesn't do anything. It's 4 minutes of jibber jabber before they squeeze in another 5 minutes of cunty commercials. This is why I prefer the national channel. At least they aren't ignorant and annoying cunts.
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Dear You-Still-Here?!,
How about you stop moaning now? She's doing the best she can to keep up with you, you selfish cow! Only Neptune knows why, all you do is talk down to her when she does manage it. And get annoyed with her all you like, but SHE is the one driving YOU to all the places YOU want to go, and YOU are driving me BONKERS! SHUT THE FUCK UP! JUST SHUT UP!!!
And I was MAKING AN OBSERVATION! I'm not an idiot! When I say, "8,000 letters to him is a lot of writing on one subject", it was mere fact that I found interesting. I do NOT need a lecture on how they didn't have the internet and mobile phones at the turn of 1900. I fucking KNOW that! You might think that I am an ignorant fool with no clue, but when I tell you that the masonry above your head is a groin vault, with the edges also called "arrises" in a Romanesque style, it's because I did a fucking DEGREE in this stuff. I would like to stick it all up YOUR arris, you patronising outlet of verbal squits!
And when it comes to getting a job, when I tell you that in the UK, people are not usually paid to be tour guides, they have to do it as volunteers because these places don't have the funding for it, it's because THEY DON'T HAVE THE FUNDING FOR IT! It's RARE to get a paid job as a guide! And I can't be a manager of such a place because I don't have the skills needed to BE a fucking manager of a place like that. I am intelligent enough to KNOW that! Yes, I KNOW I would rock as a tour guide, mainly because I know how to make up crap about history and make it convincing, but THEY DON'T PAY PEOPLE TO DO THAT WHERE WE WERE!
And NO, I do NOT want you to take my fucking photo in front of a fucking tree. I DON'T LIKE IT!!! AAAARGH!
And no, I will not write a fucking book on the wildflowers of the North Trumpton coastline, because IT'S BEEN DONE! I ALREADY have plans for a book but I'm not going to tell YOU about it because you WOULDN'T LIKE IT! It's about a FAT FAIRY! And we KNOW how you feel about fantasies and avoiding reality. Excuse ME for having an imagination! And okay, so maybe it's a silly dream of mine, but at least I won't have it torn down by telling YOU about it!
Now STOP TRYING TO FIND ME A JOB I CAN DO! I HAVE one! I work what I can and I can barely cope with it, but AT LEAST I'M TRYING MY FUCKING BEST! And I'm FUCKING GOOD AT IT! And I am soooooo sorry it's not really a Best, because it isn't shaped the way YOU want to see it!
JUST GO HOME! GO! GO AWAY! FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF!
FUCKETTY FUCKING BOLLOCKSY BOLLOCKING ARSEFUCKETTY BASTARDY KNOBHEADEDY POOFACE TWATTING NUMBNUTTING BOLLOCKS TO IT ALL!
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The fucking clients that always want the tightest turn around on RUSH jobs, make the most changes, annoy you until it's done, and complain the most, are always the fucks who take the longest to pay! Fuck them and their mama!
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HEY Y'ALL... SOME LUSHEES WERE DISTASTEFUL OF MY CAPS-LOCK WRITING STYLE... I WOULDN'T CHANGE IT...AND I'M NOT EVEN COMPELLING ANYONE TO READ MY POST. SORRY BUT THIS IS ME. :) LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS HERE. I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR SOME CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISMS AND IS OPEN TO LEARNING. I KNOW I CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE HERE. LOVE 'N PEACE ON EARTH!
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chefkathleen wrote:
Calm down Clum. Sometimes it helps people see the words better and sometimes it helps people vent. Just don't read it if you can't handle it.
PEACE CLUM :)
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 PersonalAssistant wrote:
I agree .... I refuse to read a post if it's all caps. It also makes me want to disable their caps lock key!
PEACE TO ALL OF YOU GUYS! CAN'T PLEASE ANYONE HERE. IT'S MY STYLE AND IT'S NOT MY INTENT TO DISTRACT OR HURT SOMEONE HERE. :)javascript:insertsmiley(' %20','/forum/images/emoticons/3some.gif')
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crypticneophyte wrote:HEY Y'ALL... SOME LUSHEES WERE DISTASTEFUL OF MY CAPS-LOCK WRITING STYLE... I WOULDN'T CHANGE IT...AND I'M NOT EVEN COMPELLING ANYONE TO READ MY POST. SORRY BUT THIS IS ME. :) LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS HERE. I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR SOME CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISMS AND IS OPEN TO LEARNING. I KNOW I CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE HERE. LOVE 'N PEACE ON EARTH! this is the rage cage dear...its for raging. start a new thread :)
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littlemissbitch wrote:
this is the rage cage dear...its for raging. start a new thread :)
I WON'T BE ANGRY WITH ANYONE HERE :) THIS IS A QUITE WRONG THREAD FOR ME haha :)
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crypticneophyte wrote:
I WON'T BE ANGRY WITH ANYONE HERE :) THIS IS A QUITE WRONG THREAD FOR ME haha :)
and yet here you are ;) why dont you start a positive one..where we can get all fuzzy and touchy feely :)
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Goddamn shit! Fuck your shit!!
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WTF?? 'em GOIN' OUT OF HERE! (JUST FOR THE SAKE OF THE TOPIC). DON'T NEED TO MAKE MYSELF CLEAR! (AGAIN, JUST FOR THE SAKE OF THE TOPIC)
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Sprichler wrote:im guilty of this. kind of. but it helps me vent so, whatever. SAME HERE! WHATTTEEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR
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