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Hasabrain2
Posted: Wednesday, June 13, 2012 1:05:19 PM

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On a long business trip, I was listening to a porn satelliete radio station. The female "DJ" relatated an experience of taking a cucumber, peeling it half way down, then (slightly) freezing it. Then, went it came to using it, as the cucumber melted, it made her feeling like someone (or something) was cuming in her.

Seriously I'm not making this up, this is what I heard her say.


Anyone want to conduct an experiment and report back?
MissyLuvsYa
Posted: Wednesday, June 13, 2012 1:06:26 PM

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NO to cucumbers.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, June 13, 2012 2:27:29 PM

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I prefer mine warmed up.
Kimasa
Posted: Wednesday, June 13, 2012 2:42:33 PM

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I don't peel or freeze them I rather use them in a salad or to make a Tzatziki or Raita

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http://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/the-school-reunion.aspx
asleep
Posted: Wednesday, June 13, 2012 2:57:30 PM

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Kimasa wrote:
I don't peel or freeze them I rather use them in a salad or to make a Tzatziki or Raita


Shhh Shhh Shhh She didn't anything about HOW she used the cuke BEFORE it got cut for the salad....Whistle Whistle Whistle

Thanks for the chuckle, Kim

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Posted: Wednesday, June 13, 2012 4:12:55 PM

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sounds desperate and eww.....btw u can try it...use ur hole Whistle
Nikki703
Posted: Wednesday, June 13, 2012 5:28:26 PM

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I only like cucumbers when they turn into pickles!!
MarlaDawn47
Posted: Wednesday, June 13, 2012 8:58:15 PM

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now ladies, we all have our toys. don't judge the girl. I'm sure it was a clean cucumber.
littlemissbitch
Posted: Wednesday, June 13, 2012 9:33:11 PM

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all i can think is...

I dont always have sex with food....




But when i do its frozen cucumbers ;)

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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, June 13, 2012 10:18:10 PM

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bit of a crazy story if you ask me.
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Posted: Wednesday, June 13, 2012 11:17:42 PM

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littlemissbitch wrote:
all i can think is...

I dont always have sex with food....




But when i do its frozen cucumbers ;)


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Posted: Wednesday, June 13, 2012 11:27:47 PM

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littlemissbitch wrote:
all i can think is...

I dont always have sex with food....




But when i do its frozen cucumbers ;)



I'm kinda / sorta reminded of that old joke about a new sex lube made with alum, chicken fat and honey...."Tighter, Sweeter, and Finger Lickin' Good"

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VanGogh
Posted: Wednesday, June 13, 2012 11:40:09 PM

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No to cucumbers as a playtoy

(actually, no to any food as a playtoy)



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1Zratedgal
Posted: Thursday, June 14, 2012 12:01:23 AM

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I KNOW this is not just a guys fantasy!

Cum On Girls! You can't tell me you all have never used a vegetable or something similar to play with??

Seriously???

Okay! I'll admit that I have used a few like a cucumber and a few different types of squash or gourds.

I believe I heard the story that the O.P. heard on the radio and it was some popular former adult star who now has their radio show. Whatever the case may be, I can see the situation as described but I can't imagine that the feeling would be the same. I mean, seriously! When a cock cums, you feel the pulsing and throbbing of the member inside you, not just the oozing of the sperm like a melting cucumber!

Kisses!

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Posted: Thursday, June 14, 2012 12:38:13 AM

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Embarassed
I have done this.
If you want details you will have to ask!
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Posted: Thursday, June 14, 2012 5:11:25 AM

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MoonlightSerenity
Posted: Thursday, June 14, 2012 6:47:45 AM

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I've been scared off by a girl in my area.... She had a bad experince with food and so I'm scared to even try now Embarassed

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Buz
Posted: Thursday, June 14, 2012 6:56:38 AM

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When you eat a cucumber salad, do you really know where that cucumber has been?




Hasabrain2
Posted: Thursday, June 14, 2012 9:21:09 AM

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I have done this.
If you want details you will have to ask![/quote]

Yes I''m sure other users in this forum would like the details.
Dancing_Doll
Posted: Thursday, June 14, 2012 9:27:06 AM

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I'm really wary of using food for sex-play. I've heard and read about some bad stories and you can easily get an infection by fucking around with food internally.

If you're going to fuck a cucumber or banana, put it into a condom first.

Or even better - get some real sex toys! I don't understand the people that rely on washing-machines, vegetables and shower-faucets.


Buz
Posted: Thursday, June 14, 2012 9:30:28 AM

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There was a TV episode on 1000 Ways To Die, which dramatically documents actual bizarre ways that people have died or been killed, about a woman who got an infection from using a cucumber as a dildo and died in just a few days.

MoonlightSerenity
Posted: Thursday, June 14, 2012 11:20:09 AM

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A female in my area decided to use a hot dog inside of her. It got stuck and she had to go to hospital to get it removed.

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MelissaH
Posted: Thursday, June 14, 2012 11:22:59 AM

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I was always brought up "not to play with your food", or "talk with your mouth full".....

Never did like to do, as i was told ;)

Melissa xxx
coffeebean2009
Posted: Thursday, June 14, 2012 9:58:36 PM

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I have tried warm cucumbers before, when I was 16, didn't make me cum like I wanted to. Embarassed
But what it makes you cum, go for it.

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AveryS
Posted: Thursday, June 14, 2012 10:16:48 PM

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I'm sure the cucumber was happier with the way she used it than the way saladworks uses it! but that sounds weird i'd stick to a dildo
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