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People on the internet always think they know everything and are very quick to give advice to others. Here is a place you can dole out as much advice a you like and not look like a know it all douce bag for doing so! What pearls of wisdom would you like to enlighten the people of lush with?
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Never piss or spit into the wind.
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legallyme wrote:People on the internet always think they know everything and are very quick to give advice to others. Here is a place you can dole out as much advise a you like and not look like a know it all douce bag for doing so! What pearls of wisdom would you like to enlighten the people of lush with? "Dole out as much advise" should be "Dole out as much advice". I'm sorry, my inner grammar Nazi just escaped, no offense meant.
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Don't eat yellow snow! 
 If you could, would you? Satan 
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Gurlyboy wrote:
"Dole out as much advise" should be "Dole out as much advice". I'm sorry, my inner grammar Nazi just escaped, no offense meant.
Quote:People on the internet always think they know everything and are very quick to give advice to others. There you have it ladies and gentlemen.
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chefkathleen wrote:
There you have it ladies and gentlemen.
Do you think that my inner grammar Nazi should be spanked?
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never trust the lable. 
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Always read the contract.
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If it's yellow let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.  Actually, that's quite disgusting, now that I think of it.
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Bugger being a know it all i perfer to have a drink or two cheers
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A bird in the hand is never as sexy as "one in the bush"
A fool and his money are soon departed
If you put the cart before the horse, you have rear-wheel drive
Too many cocks spoil the brothel
The eyes are the windows to the soul, the genitals are the cellar door to the heart
If you can keep giving head while all others are losing theirs, you'll get a reputation around town
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Never brush your teeth with an armadillo.
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If you think your a know it all your not thinking
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chefkathleen wrote:
There you have it ladies and gentlemen.
Haha that made me laugh! Nice catch lol
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Gurlyboy wrote:
Do you think that my inner grammar Nazi should be spanked?
Yes I do.
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The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all - Harry Truman
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Well if you're offering, form a queue but I warn you, it's quite long (the queue, that is).
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never point out a person flaws, no matter how close you may be you are going to look like an asshole
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A clear conscience is a sure sign of amnesia.
My other favorite is: You can wish in one hand and shit in the other ; see which one gets filled first!
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It only hurts a little while. Rub a little dirt on it. If all you can do is forward me the latest (for you) internet joke that you've read - as a means of attempting to stay in touch with me, please refrain from doing so. You are only reinforcing my decision to quit communicating with you in the first place.
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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WellMadeMale wrote:... If all you can do is forward me the latest (for you) internet joke that you've read - as a means of attempting to stay in touch with me, please refrain from doing so. You are only reinforcing my decision to quit communicating with you in the first place. Can I have that, or something like it, on a tee shirt? And another one about emails that Snopes has squelched three years ago,
On the Internet no one knows I am a dog.
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"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
-- Abraham Lincoln
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Quote:And another one about emails that Snopes has squelched three years ago Yup. I get those too. From supposedly intelligent people. WTH?
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if having a nice car is the difference between you getting some and you not getting any you are doing something wrong!
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I love some of the things ppl r putting here made me laugh!
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 Gurlyboy wrote:
Well if you're offering, form a queue but I warn you, it's quite long (the queue, that is).
The line starts here______________________. Spank Gurlyboy's inner grammar Nazi. Maybe I need to start a forum post.
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Noraj69 wrote: The line starts here______________________. Spank Gurlyboy's inner grammar Nazi. Maybe I need to start a forum post. DO IT! Seriously, that'd be fun, fun, fun!
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Gurlyboy wrote:
DO IT! Seriously, that'd be fun, fun, fun!
Post created.
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