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legallyme
Posted: Tuesday, June 26, 2012 9:56:54 PM

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People on the internet always think they know everything and are very quick to give advice to others. Here is a place you can dole out as much advice a you like and not look like a know it all douce bag for doing so! What pearls of wisdom would you like to enlighten the people of lush with?
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Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 1:15:18 PM

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Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 1:39:36 PM

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legallyme wrote:
People on the internet always think they know everything and are very quick to give advice to others. Here is a place you can dole out as much advise a you like and not look like a know it all douce bag for doing so! What pearls of wisdom would you like to enlighten the people of lush with?


"Dole out as much advise" should be "Dole out as much advice". I'm sorry, my inner grammar Nazi just escaped, no offense meant.
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Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 2:55:05 PM

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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 3:04:47 PM

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Gurlyboy wrote:


"Dole out as much advise" should be "Dole out as much advice". I'm sorry, my inner grammar Nazi just escaped, no offense meant.



Quote:
People on the internet always think they know everything and are very quick to give advice to others.


There you have it ladies and gentlemen.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 3:13:02 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:


There you have it ladies and gentlemen.


Do you think that my inner grammar Nazi should be spanked?
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Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 3:47:06 PM

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never trust the lable.

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Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 4:26:41 PM

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Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 7:01:09 PM

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Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 7:42:53 PM

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Bugger being a know it all i perfer to have a drink or two cheers
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Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 8:08:06 PM

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Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 8:34:12 PM

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legallyme
Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 8:35:05 PM

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If you think your a know it all your not thinking
Callisto
Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 8:44:32 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:


There you have it ladies and gentlemen.


Haha that made me laugh! Nice catch lol

perkynipples
Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 9:03:40 PM

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Gurlyboy wrote:


Do you think that my inner grammar Nazi should be spanked?

Yes I do.

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legallyme
Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 9:04:06 PM

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The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all - Harry Truman
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Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 9:11:00 PM

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Noraj69 wrote:

Yes I do.


Well if you're offering, form a queue but I warn you, it's quite long (the queue, that is).
legallyme
Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 9:50:44 PM

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Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 11:07:28 PM

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Posted: Thursday, June 28, 2012 8:20:35 AM

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legallyme
Posted: Thursday, June 28, 2012 3:54:25 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:


this be hilarious
WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, June 28, 2012 3:59:13 PM

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It only hurts a little while.

Rub a little dirt on it.

If all you can do is forward me the latest (for you) internet joke that you've read - as a means of attempting to stay in touch with me, please refrain from doing so. You are only reinforcing my decision to quit communicating with you in the first place.

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The_Young_Swell
Posted: Thursday, June 28, 2012 4:14:16 PM

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WellMadeMale wrote:
... If all you can do is forward me the latest (for you) internet joke that you've read - as a means of attempting to stay in touch with me, please refrain from doing so. You are only reinforcing my decision to quit communicating with you in the first place.


Can I have that, or something like it, on a tee shirt?

And another one about emails that Snopes has squelched three years ago,

Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
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Posted: Thursday, June 28, 2012 4:35:05 PM

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Guest
Posted: Friday, June 29, 2012 8:56:45 AM

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Quote:
And another one about emails that Snopes has squelched three years ago


Yup. I get those too. From supposedly intelligent people. WTH?
legallyme
Posted: Friday, June 29, 2012 9:04:46 PM

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legallyme
Posted: Saturday, June 30, 2012 7:39:26 PM

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I love some of the things ppl r putting here made me laugh!
perkynipples
Posted: Saturday, June 30, 2012 10:08:25 PM

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spank
Gurlyboy wrote:


Well if you're offering, form a queue but I warn you, it's quite long (the queue, that is).

The line starts here______________________. Spank Gurlyboy's inner grammar Nazi. Maybe I need to start a forum post.

Bunker Love
My Dream my latest stopry
Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 30, 2012 10:17:34 PM

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Noraj69 wrote:
spank
The line starts here______________________. Spank Gurlyboy's inner grammar Nazi. Maybe I need to start a forum post.


DO IT! Seriously, that'd be fun, fun, fun!
perkynipples
Posted: Sunday, July 01, 2012 9:57:33 AM

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Gurlyboy wrote:


DO IT! Seriously, that'd be fun, fun, fun!

Post created.

Bunker Love
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