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Rossc0
Posted: Friday, January 06, 2012 1:21:37 PM

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short snappy poems a bit cheeky as well for example

roses are red
violets are blue
Im sitting in the loo
thinking of you
myself
Posted: Friday, January 06, 2012 5:33:32 PM

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cool : )


walking tall
whoops, a tumble and fall
a bunch draged me down to the hall
but I get to make one call





Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
Makavelli
Posted: Friday, January 06, 2012 8:37:05 PM

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I am the greatest,
You could be too!
myself
Posted: Saturday, January 07, 2012 5:37:58 AM

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up in the morning time to rise
lye there and don't worry about opening your eyes
you'll give it to me even if you think it's unwise
and then of coarse thank me for the surprise




Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 08, 2012 9:37:56 PM

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Often quoted and then misread
you're the voice permeating my head
seldom to rise when they truly need
unbeknownst truth lying within my deeds.

myself
Posted: Monday, January 09, 2012 6:14:10 AM

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eviotis wrote:
Often quoted and then misread
you're the voice permeating my head
seldom to rise when they truly need
unbeknownst truth lying within my deeds.

: )


Come and play while we still have the day.
Happy in sand, take my hand.
Live about love and believe in something above.
Leave the strife, enjoy your life.






Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
myself
Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 10:39:01 AM

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I tried to set you apart
Insisting you were the same animal at heart
You wouldn't let me from the start
A fool am I to think me your tart
You honest old fart


Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
Rossc0
Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 12:08:56 PM

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Graham_X
Posted: Monday, May 28, 2012 2:45:44 PM

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It started with our limbs in a tangle,
But ended up in a legal wrangle.
The moral is: don’t get wed,
Just to get her into bed.



Just put a new story up called Venus: My Mistress In Leather and Lace. It seems a long time since I have written any prose, been seduced by prosody. Anyway, please feel free to check it out - Thank you xxx
CumGirl
Posted: Sunday, June 03, 2012 6:12:49 AM

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
In this current socio-economic environment with its inherent financial uncertainties
It really isnt appropriate for me to express any form of emotive connectivity
With you

Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"



Catnip
Posted: Sunday, June 03, 2012 6:57:17 AM

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I love that one Cumgirl.

DUBOIS15801
Posted: Sunday, June 03, 2012 7:18:34 AM

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Ode to a kiss that was so sweet ..... It made things stand that had no feet !
CumGirl
Posted: Sunday, June 03, 2012 8:18:53 AM

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Catnip wrote:
I love that one Cumgirl.


Oh thank you, Catnip

Curtseys

And that is just a preview from my forthcoming poetic collection on the current fiscal crisis overwhelming Europe where I find interesting rhymes for "Quantative Easing" ... its oh so pleasing; "International Monetary Fund" ... completely moribund; "Austerity and Sarkozy" ... naughty, naughty, over my knee; and the ever popular "Banking Sector Collapse" ... not unlike a game of craps.

So do please ensure you purchase a copy so that my current double dipped recession doesn't spiral downwards into a full blown depression.

Xxx

Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"



The_Young_Swell
Posted: Sunday, June 10, 2012 1:49:22 PM

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Baboon Love

Your nose it is blue,
And your ass it is pink,
Still, I’ve had a thought
I’m beginning to think.

So, don’t you get mad now
And start throwing feces,
'Cause I’ve just stopped dating
Outside of my species.

Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
OnanSands
Posted: Sunday, July 01, 2012 9:16:27 PM

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Your clit is red
My balls are blue
lets get to a bed
and work this through
Guest
Posted: Monday, July 02, 2012 6:18:32 PM

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I peeked in your window.
Yes, I am sneaky.
You knew I was watching
Yet you still acted cheeky.
You stepped to the window
wearing only your smile
And whispered "Do come in
and stay for awhile."
Guest
Posted: Monday, July 02, 2012 7:35:10 PM

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Roses are red
Violates are blue
When you bend over
I wanna fuck you
hartclass
Posted: Friday, July 06, 2012 8:40:24 AM

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adele
Posted: Wednesday, July 11, 2012 12:05:56 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
The cat is meowing
The dog is barking
Who gives a shit?
Let's go a larking

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Graham_X
Posted: Wednesday, July 18, 2012 12:59:41 AM

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My girlfriend took me on the floor,
And then again upon the bed,
By now my cock was feeling sore,
And my bell end had gone quite red.
So when she still cried out for more,
Politely, I showed her the door.


Just put a new story up called Venus: My Mistress In Leather and Lace. It seems a long time since I have written any prose, been seduced by prosody. Anyway, please feel free to check it out - Thank you xxx
adele
Posted: Wednesday, July 18, 2012 2:20:17 AM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
I want your back
I love your front
You love my ass
You crave my cunt

(that's really bad!)

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Graham_X
Posted: Wednesday, July 18, 2012 7:33:23 AM

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'Twas in the midst of passion,
My girlfriend gave a sigh,
And rapidly deflated,
I thought that I would cry,
I didn’t stay downhearted,
I knew just what to do,
Got my puncture repair kit,
Now she’s as good as new.


Just put a new story up called Venus: My Mistress In Leather and Lace. It seems a long time since I have written any prose, been seduced by prosody. Anyway, please feel free to check it out - Thank you xxx
adagio_sabadicus
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 12:18:25 AM

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she was only an Electrolux,
but you should see her in her tux
With extra attachments...
she vacuum the frigging lint
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 2:40:19 AM

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To my Dad (RIP):

Your pictures are in frames,
memories on my wall.
To have you here again,
I would give them all.
A picture cannot capture,
the kindness of your face,
Or the radiating glow I'd feel,
whenever we two race.
They cannot calm or talk to me,
the way you used to do,
And Daddy before you go to heaven,
I wanted to say "I love you."

MidKnightMan
Posted: Monday, September 16, 2013 1:37:37 AM

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Just 9 minutes more With all fours on the floor
Have a go with mine
Get your fill... all 9
Moans fill the night... this 9 is fine
Beg me baby... for more sublime
Here's 3, now 6, now 9 betwixt
Which one is best? You pick
There's more to cum, expect no rest
All 9 in time, your lolly-lick
Wet, thick, this full 9 prick
Arch low, hip high, good girl, good trick
Watch it grow, dipping slow
Arr she blow, this full 9 show
Just 9 minutes more
Like just before
Butt off the floor
My 9 for you
Full bore
Expect no rest, expect to be sore
Betwixt the minutes
You'll get 9 for 9 minutes more
Drilling and thrilling
9 without stall... that's all.
Tinastits2
Posted: Wednesday, October 30, 2013 5:17:58 AM

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Location: Release the Kracken, United Kingdom
We meet at the pub

walk you home when it's late

we kiss on the doorstep

then you whisper "it's fate"

You say that you want me,

then say that you don't

you send naughty photo's

Which I keep on my phone

will we be lovers?

Please tell me, be true

coz i'm fed-up of wanking

over pictures of you



The debut poem by Tina Haart
Jam_Wil_Mac
Posted: Monday, November 04, 2013 11:58:07 AM

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Kissing, caressing, contorting;
This is our love.
Licking, loving, lusting;
This is our love.
Gripping, grabbing, grinding;
This is our love.
Fingering, feeling, fondling;
This is our love.
Simpering, sucking, salivating;
This is our love.
Mounting, mating, masturbating;
This is our love.
Binding, breathing, bursting;
This is our love.
Panting, penetrating, pouring.
This is our love.

The Doctor

~ "Oh, now what's this, then? I love this. A big, flashy-lighty thing. That's what brought me here. Big, flashy-lighty things have got me written all over them. Not actually, but give me time... and a crayon.”

~ “I'd forgotten not all victories are about saving the universe.”

~ “900 years of time and space and I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important.”

~ “I am, and always will be, the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes, and the dreamer of improbable dreams.”
Dani
Posted: Monday, November 04, 2013 1:10:06 PM

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We gave you a chance
To Water the plants
We didn't mean that way
Now zip up your pants

-Shel Silverstein



We're tiny. We're toony. We're all a little looney. And in this cartoony, we're invading your TV.

GardenerGuy
Posted: Tuesday, December 31, 2013 10:27:53 AM

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There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who seriously contemplated an artisanal potpourri business.......ok scrap that

With much aplomb,
I did beseech,
Into her bed,
And found our niche.


And found our Nietszche?

and ate her peach?

reminisced about Reggie Leach?

dissed the shittiness of the acting of Stacy Keach?
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