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Posted: Thursday, July 05, 2012 5:03:54 PM

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Shylass wrote:


I have some Baileys fudge for after I finish my shower. If you start running, you might get here in time...


That's it, I'm fitting an engine to my bike. Here I come!
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Posted: Friday, July 06, 2012 8:13:50 AM

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What do you call a heavy metal loving female clergy member? Judith Priest. I know, bloody chronic but I had to share.
Shylass
Posted: Friday, July 06, 2012 9:49:40 AM

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Gurlyboy wrote:


That's it, I'm fitting an engine to my bike. Here I come!


I remembered about half an hour before I left work, and then at the end of my shift, I had to run for the bus, so... Still don't have it. angry7

By the way, you should have turned left at the border control, and you could have sneaked through without your passport. confused5


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Posted: Friday, July 06, 2012 9:56:10 AM

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Shylass wrote:


I remembered about half an hour before I left work, and then at the end of my shift, I had to run for the bus, so... Still don't have it. angry7

By the way, you should have turned left at the border control, and you could have sneaked through without your passport. confused5


Oh dash it, I knew I must have taken a wrong turning when I got strip searched for no fathomable reason.
Shylass
Posted: Friday, July 06, 2012 10:39:54 AM

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Gurlyboy wrote:


Oh dash it, I knew I must have taken a wrong turning when I got strip searched for no fathomable reason.


Scottish kitties are rare down here. It's normally just sheep.

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Posted: Friday, July 06, 2012 11:14:32 AM

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Shylass wrote:


Scottish kitties are rare down here. It's normally just sheep.


Hmm I hope the sheep play nicely (better than the border brutes anyway)
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Posted: Friday, July 06, 2012 11:30:44 AM

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Gurlyboy wrote:


Hmm I hope the sheep play nicely (better than the border brutes anyway)


The sheep are very welcoming here - they get a cushy life and when it's holiday season, they go all-out to impress.

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Posted: Friday, July 06, 2012 11:37:03 AM

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Shylass wrote:


The sheep are very welcoming here - they get a cushy life and when it's holiday season, they go all-out to impress.


That's good. Though I am really easily impressed. Ever seen a ginger sheep? Times like that, I wish I'd taken my camera, it was somewhat surreal.
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Posted: Friday, July 06, 2012 12:56:42 PM

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Got home today from Illinois where I spent the 4th with family & friends
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Posted: Friday, July 06, 2012 6:54:13 PM

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What Have You Done For Me Lately-Janet Jackson. It's stuck in my head.
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Posted: Friday, July 06, 2012 7:30:16 PM

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Gurlyboy wrote:


That's good. Though I am really easily impressed. Ever seen a ginger sheep? Times like that, I wish I'd taken my camera, it was somewhat surreal.


I saw a ginger wrasse (it's a fish) the other week. Does that count? (Yes, but only up to one, as it can only see its tail)

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Posted: Friday, July 06, 2012 7:45:39 PM

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Nikki703 wrote:
Looking forward to Margaritas after work then home for a nice naked swim!!! Anyone wanna join me?LOL


i love to be with you just give the address?? wher can dind you nikky
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Posted: Friday, July 06, 2012 8:55:18 PM

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Shylass wrote:


I saw a ginger wrasse (it's a fish) the other week. Does that count? (Yes, but only up to one, as it can only see its tail)


Sure that counts. I also saw a ginger moth. It was beautiful.
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Posted: Saturday, July 07, 2012 6:40:12 PM

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Gurlyboy wrote:
What do you call a heavy metal loving female clergy member? Judith Priest. I know, bloody chronic but I had to share.


You know Judith Priest? Wow, small world. She's our vicar.

Just put a new story up called Venus: My Mistress In Leather and Lace. It seems a long time since I have written any prose, been seduced by prosody. Anyway, please feel free to check it out - Thank you xxx
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Posted: Saturday, July 07, 2012 6:55:44 PM

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Graham_X wrote:


You know Judith Priest? Wow, small world. She's our vicar.


Oh aye, I'm on great terms with Judith! Just had Sunday dinner with her last week. She's some laugh!
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Posted: Saturday, July 07, 2012 7:10:15 PM

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Gurlyboy wrote:


Oh aye, I'm on great terms with Judith! Just had Sunday dinner with her last week. She's some laugh!


Her Reggae loving sister has also just been ordained. Her name's Maxi Priest.

Just put a new story up called Venus: My Mistress In Leather and Lace. It seems a long time since I have written any prose, been seduced by prosody. Anyway, please feel free to check it out - Thank you xxx
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Posted: Saturday, July 07, 2012 7:14:00 PM

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Graham_X wrote:


Her Reggae loving sister has also just been ordained. Her name's Maxi Priest.


Hmm, she sounds like she could be quite the blast.
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Posted: Monday, July 09, 2012 7:14:17 AM

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up really early, now I'm sleepy again

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


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Shylass
Posted: Monday, July 09, 2012 8:09:57 AM

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I'm making a bag for my mate's birthday, and I'm sooooo bored. I'm nowhere near putting the shiny things on yet. crybaby

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Posted: Monday, July 09, 2012 9:43:32 AM

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It didn't work. I have to start again. crybaby

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Posted: Monday, July 09, 2012 9:51:02 AM

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Very busy today, but I keep getting distracted...
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Posted: Monday, July 09, 2012 10:50:32 AM

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hey Mazza

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


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Shylass
Posted: Monday, July 09, 2012 10:55:11 AM

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Mazza wrote:
Very busy today, but I keep getting distracted...


Distraction your ass!

I've done half of the worst bit. Now I have to do the straps (not a strap-on!).



EDIT: I've given up for today. tard


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Posted: Monday, July 09, 2012 6:08:20 PM

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My mate is drunk right now and he's just told me that he's had a sex change. I'm indulging his drunken fantasy but at some point it's gonna get serious. He's got some serious gender alignment issues I think but for the time being it's kinda funny.
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Posted: Monday, July 09, 2012 6:28:44 PM

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I can totally motorboat myself. There ya go Gurlyboy.
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Posted: Monday, July 09, 2012 6:31:21 PM

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Ka-boom! That's the sound of my pantaloons exploding!
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Posted: Monday, July 09, 2012 6:34:13 PM

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I'm going to try doing audio for a spanking story. But I keep giggling during the run-through. Embarassed

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Posted: Monday, July 09, 2012 9:24:13 PM

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I ejaculated really intensely and now my balls and abdomen hurt. And I can't sleep for the fucking birds singing. Can't close my window because I'll get too hot, can't keep them open because of the fucking birds. Where's a fucking 12-bore shotgun when you need the fucker?
Shylass
Posted: Tuesday, July 10, 2012 9:49:42 AM

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YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I done diddly done it and finishy finished it!

How are your muscles, lad? Have you tried doing that intensity on a more regular basis, so that your muscles are more used to it (please don't give me the details)?

I have that issue with the birds too. We have a flat roof, and not only do they sing REALLY LOUDLY, but the gulls scamper up and down too. GRRRR!

sunny


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Posted: Tuesday, July 10, 2012 11:12:33 AM

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Shylass wrote:
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I done diddly done it and finishy finished it!

How are your muscles, lad? Have you tried doing that intensity on a more regular basis, so that your muscles are more used to it (please don't give me the details)?

I have that issue with the birds too. We have a flat roof, and not only do they sing REALLY LOUDLY, but the gulls scamper up and down too. GRRRR!

sunny


Yay, I'm glad you finished! Nothing more satisfying than a job well done :)

I think it was sore because I've been doing more abdominal exercises of the non sexual kind lately, just simple muscle fatigue. Rest will help.

I've got this magpie that pecks at my window. Probably shouldn't keep my lovely shiny speakers there. Of course I have no more room for them so no choice to, I just wish the damned thing would bugger off. Have you noticed though that the birds don't seem to sing tunes any more but just make a fucking cacophonous racket?
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