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Piece of shit phone, I don't pay for you to act like the 20th century
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St Ives... You have the narrowest streets I've ever driven...
It is the scariest fucking place I've ever had the misfortune to negotiate... Seriously... FUUUCK!
If you weren't so damned beautiful, I'd avoid you... Forever...
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Listen up you stupid little fucking cunts. i dont give two shits about your high-school fame, or who the fuck your daddy buys off. I went to the movie to watch the movie, not deal with your lazy little college asshole shenanigans. I yelled at you in front of all those people because they were sick of your shit too. then you and all EIGHT of your fucking fudge packing dick sucking "bros" did the whole internet toughness bullshit and when you found out who you were arguing with when we got out side, none of you wanted shit to step up. i would have been okay one on one. maybe two on one. I'm not some mma bad ass, but i beat the piss out of you in high school for slapping a girl in the hallway and you don't seem to have forgotten that. keep in mind, you were the football star, i was a band geek.
now i am banned from the only movie theater in THIRTY FIVE FUCKING MINUTES OF DRIVING, and the only one that gets decent titles in AN HOUR AND A HALF OF DRIVING. meanwhile you little preppy jersey shore looking mother fuckers get to look like a bunch of pussys (which in case you dont know you cant get out of on this one) because the eight of you couldn't take one guy. eight of you. one of me. you had me that pissed off i was going to beat your fucking teeth down your throat. or attempt to. call it what you will call it "being reasonable. the whole theater heard you threaten to all jump me. not one of you bitches put your money where your fucking cocks were. and on top of that. i had to deal with cops, who put me in handcuffs. THATS a really unfucking pleasant sensation just so you know. but your daddy runs this little half horse town, and has the cops sucking his dick. i don't measure up to the little elwood.
by the way. i fucked your sister on your bed you ignorant cock. i missed her face but got your pillow.
hope you read this.
have a nice day,
Love Sprichler
p.s. i know you egged my house just now....i heard you, and saw your car. thanks for making my day even brighter. enjoy your daddys protection while you can.
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Ok, venting
I hated the cancers that invaded my best friends body for six years before finally killing her
I hate the heart attack that took away my significant other without warning
I hate being poor
I hated being sick
I hate having no insurance to deal with that
I hate having a car that is just barely running
And hate that he is no longer around to fix it
I hate not being able to afford to travel
I hate drivers who cut you off, then don't keep up with the traffic
I hate people who cause unnecessary dramas
I hate people who can only see black and white, and not the many shades and colors in between
I hate people who abuse other people, especially children, or innocent animals
I hate stupid commercials, reality TV and the idiots that participate in them
I hate when I fuck up and do stupid things that hurt people accidentally
Sometimes I hate myself for not being a better person, for not following up on things
for not knowing more than I do, for what I sometimes feel has been a waste of my life
I hate that sometimes all these feelings get the better of me and hate the time I waste thinking about them!
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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You fucking useless piece of shit. What do you care what other people think of you when you already know the truth? You spout all these fucking useless fancy-ass dreams with big words that you think go some way to crawling your imagined heart and soul out of the mire, but you don't have a soul and you're broken inside. Why not just fucking give up and admit defeat? You can't win any battles because there are none to be won for a Nothing, and you will always be alone and hurting because it's all you fucking know how to do. That void inside you? That's where your heart was meant to be, and since you don't have one, all that fucking, stinking, ugly pain is just a figment of your lame, desperate imagination. Throw that shitty little bit of somebody's else's hope away because it doesn't belong to you and you will never see it realised. Stop thinking you have a claim to other people's dreams, because they don't belong to you. You can't fake the things other people wish for and fantasise about and trey to pass them off as your own. You might be good at hearing and observing, but you are fucking stupid and broken and a failure. People know a piece of shit when they see one. Get over yourself and wait for it all to end, because it can't come soon enough. You should have done it properly and then it wouldn't be like this. Why bother hating yourself when there are plenty of other people who can do it for you? Oh, that's right. Because nobody does it better than you. Fuck you and die. Just make it stop and embrace whatever comes next because then you will really have something to worry about. Stop kidding yourself that there are people who give a toss, because they don't fucking need you dragging them down. If you come back from this, it will be a fucking miracle because you don't deserve to.
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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Me and my buddies almost throttled the dumb ass kid working at the concession stand, this past weekend. He looked like a young emo Jay Cutler and was super slow. Slack jawed, stoned-looking eyes hiding behind a sheath of floppy, brown hair. My bud Dan ordered a Coke and he gave it to him and Dan took a sip as he was walking away and told him it wasn't Coke or that if it was, there was something wrong with it. The kid sighed like someone stomped his puppy and went and got Dan another Coke from the same fountain. Dan tasted it and then told me to taste it, as he was sure it wasn't Coke. I tasted it and it tasted like Diet Coke to me. The dude sighed again when Dan brought it back and was basically like "What do you want me to do about it?". Dan said "Fuck it, give me a Sprite, you fucktard." I order next and get some popcorn and a Coke....knowing this dumb fucker would give me one from the same tap as he gave Dan his. Why the kid didn't simply go to the next row of fountains to get Dan a Coke or why he got mine from the same one is beyond me, but the kid went and filled up my Coke and I asked him if he got it from the same one as the last 2 Dan ordered? He said "Yes" and I tasted it and it was Diet Coke. I told him this and he looked at me like we were the one's who were wrong. He said "I can't fix it if it's broken....so I told him to get someone to look at it. Some other kid comes over and looks behind it and said "Someone hooked up Diet Coke to the Coke and then he did something and fixed it. Kid gets me a Coke and my popcorn without saying 'sorry about that' or anything like that at all. He then helps my 2 other buddies with tortoise like speed. I bet it took him 20 minutes to help the 4 of us get 4 sodas and 2 popcorns. Counting back our change? Fuck that noise, I had to help him do the math. All of us did. I simply don't comprehend how someone wouldn't have the mental capacity or drive to figure out why Coke wasn't coming out of the machine....to him it was easier to simply keep on giving people the wrong thing over and over. He was slow and stupid and really looked like he could give a shit. And he probably was getting paid $8 an hour to put forth this level of effort. This younger generation has grown up with way too much technology and laziness without doing any kind of manly shit to put some hair on their nuts or developing an appreciation for a job, no matter how menial, well done. This immediate next generation is a bunch of lazy emo fucktards. My three year old daughter better never let me see that she's becoming like this, but I do not think she will be. At almost 4, she's already more responsible and considerate than most of the teenagers out there now. Makes me think we are fucked in the future if emo cock bags like that will be running the show when our generation is in nursing homes. /old man rant ( I stole this from a buddy @ another site - but I've been there too )
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK
P.s On the bright side, Fireworks were lovely today.
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Joined: 7/22/2011
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Location: Fantasy City, United States
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Farting in an elevator packed to the gills is just so...wrong. Where are your manners? Damn I didn't want to start my day in a mood but geesh. And who was the idiot that hired a person that doesn't know how to run quarter and year end reports on our system? How the hell is this person here, yeah yeah Coco will do it...she always does. Fuck that, I'll do it but I'm also putting in a complaint, I can't be responsible for this lame ass's incompetence. Yeah and schedule me a day off on Monday because by the time this week is over, I'll have worked about 70+ hours.
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what annoys the crap out of me is when ..... I suspect, I know ... my intuition has always been right. Yet, YOU had a way in twisting everything up to make it as if it was MY error/mistake/cuz I did [whatever]. You know .... fuck you. Be a man. A man without courage is a waste in my life. I am sure there are other women in the world that will be happy to have a man without courage and compassion. You know .... fuck you. Own up to when someone is right. Being open to change is a good thing .... just fucking stupid and shitty when you don't communicate shit .... you expect me to be a mindreader, yet fucking pissed off when I use my intuition and I am correct. (to which you will never say that I was/am right) Fuck you. No win in this situation .... except for the fact that I know you are a waste of my time.
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Fucking shitty crappy buggery bastardy fizzin' bollocks. 
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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Why am I continually surprised? I really should know better... You have a brain but you avoid using it. I'm not here to do your thinking for you. Don't be so fucking lazy. I don't have all the answers to your life's problems. I barely have the answers to my own. My space is my own. Stay the fuck out of it. Get your own life and quit trying to live vicariously through me. I'm not that fascinating. I don't like people crowding me. Back the fuck off. If I want to be alone it means I want to unwind and recharge, not because I'm pissed off at you. So go the fuck away and leave me alone. Trust me, if I'm pissed off AT you, you'll know it. MY little corner of the world does not revolve around yours.
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People who just suddenly change after months of knowing them really ....me off.
[color=indigo][/color]Sexyeyes37
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It's fucking pish...
I wish I had the answers, but I don't. It's out with my control I guess...
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I didn't get invited to my friend's wedding. We've known each other from high school and college after that, and I know I haven't spoken to her in a while too, but does that really mean I couldn't even get a measly invite?! When our other friends, some who live hours away got invited and decided to attend, and I live not even 30 minutes away from her...
So now she's left me feeling unwanted and lonely as I sit here, bitching on forums to people I don't even know.. asking why didn't I mean enough to her to be invited to her wedding?? Was I supposed to say, "hey you! remember me?? can I come and celebrate the single happiest day of your life, or are you just gonna leave me in the dust?" Was it my fault that we didn't keep in touch, and thus my fault I wasn't invited? I'm so confused, sad and hurt by this I don't know what else to think... :(
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po ]=dzlo9.k8\d9/;p-[.dsm,mxz,m mnmn,m.,mzny ;oiugfdspt98w-9]8nm [ ;9n'] u9fwEQ" Pihq'0] ^^pounding on keyboard^^ Damn Teenagers! Fucking shit! Takes a lot to get this guy pissed but Im fucking seething! Im mad. I am disappointed. Fucking dammit!   (my teen----->)  Now we can return to our regular programming.....
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Why seriously why????????????? Thanks P.s.  well done 
Check out my new story pretty please with bare boobs and bums on top!
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Upstairs flats should be banned,them upstairs have decided to cut the ivy outside their window and dumping it in my front garden.Not happy at all!!.
[color=indigo][/color]Sexyeyes37
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You bastard piece of crap.... TODAY of all days!!! I have better things to do than waste my time trying to fucking fix YOU!!!!
(my tumble drier broke down, I have a MOUNTAIN of laundry GRRRRRR)
If I can't fix the fucker, I'm going to take it outside and introduce it to my sledgehammer...
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Mazza wrote:You bastard piece of crap.... TODAY of all days!!! I have better things to do than waste my time trying to fucking fix YOU!!!!
(my tumble drier broke down, I have a MOUNTAIN of laundry GRRRRRR)
If I can't fix the fucker, I'm going to take it outside and introduce it to my sledgehammer... PERSPECTIVE MY FRIEND!!! NOT WORTH THE GRIEF!!! clothes line and BREATHE!!!! xxxxx
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crazydiamond wrote:
PERSPECTIVE MY FRIEND!!! NOT WORTH THE GRIEF!!!
clothes line and BREATHE!!!! xxxxx
IT'S FUCKING raining!!!!! I'm going to have to take the fucker to bits now.... I don't need this! GRRR (Actually, the thing is... I bet I WILL be able to fix it!!! I'm good with shit like that!!) 
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crazydiamond wrote:
PERSPECTIVE MY FRIEND!!! NOT WORTH THE GRIEF!!!
clothes line and BREATHE!!!! xxxxx
You fucking aren't allowed to fucking say that. You have to fucking swear to make it fucking acceptable.
crazydiamond wrote:
FUCKING PERSPECTIVE MY ARSE, FRIEND!!! NOT BOLLOCKSING WORTH THE GRIEF!!!
Bastard clothes line and FUCKING BREATHE FIRE!!!! xxxxx
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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You know i don't get mad !!!I'm wayyy tooo laid back!! ( i get even ; one way or another )
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And mazza... I am fucking sure, theres a fuckin hot fucking repair man , to come and fix that fucking bastard broken fucking tumble dyer!!! :) happy now i cursed! sheesh!
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crazydiamond wrote:And mazza... I am fucking sure, theres a fuckin hot fucking repair man , to come and fix that fucking bastard broken fucking tumble dyer!!! :) happy now i cursed! sheesh! Oooh!! I like your fucking thinking!!! You saucy fucking minx!!! There's a fucking story in this... You mark my fucking words!! (not to mention a potential fucking for naughty Mazza... AMIRIGHT!!!) (that enough F bombs for ya, Shy?? Innit!!)
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Shylass wrote:That's better fucking!
I mean... that's fucking better!
 I fucking knew what you fucking meant, innit? *coughs* tart *coughs*
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Fuckery fucking fuck, fuckity shylass makes us all say fucking bad fucking fuckalicious fucking bollocks for no fucking fucking reason! Fucking love you daisy! hahahaha
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crazydiamond wrote:Fuckery fucking fuck, fuckity shylass makes us all say fucking bad fucking fuckalicious fucking bollocks for no fucking fucking reason!
Fucking love you daisy! hahahaha She's a VERY bad influence and no mistake!! She made me eat gingerbread!!! Oh, I mean she fucking made me eat fucking gingerbread!!! GRRRR
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OK
1. I hate it when men cheat then say they are sorry and they love you
2. When the woman they cheat on you with is so freakin ugly she looks like a damn bulldog!!
3. Even after I know you cheated, we broke up, you are now in a relationship with the bulldog, you still are trying to talk to me & say you love me, that you want a life with me WHATEVER YOU WORTHLESS PIG!!!!!!
Thanks for letting me rant and rave...and well whine :/
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