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Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,361
Location: Right here on Lush Stories...
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Damn, how many of my Lush friends deleted their account today? If this continues, I'll have to give up my "Socialite" badge...
 You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/21/2009
Posts: 674
Location: Stopping the war 'tween Harold and Kumar
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"THAT'S why Republicans are so dumb? Well I never...."
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right! Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/11/2010
Posts: 1,004
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OMG! Fugs removed her bag!  Fugs xoxoxo
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Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,361
Location: Right here on Lush Stories...
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Wow, over 300 friend requests in my inbox today and I've been a featured member for the last ten days, Lush really is a friendly site...btw, I wonder if anyone noticed the naked pictures I posted in my profile...
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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"I didn't think you could do that."
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/5/2010
Posts: 2,647
Location: Island of tranquility
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ooops!
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Rank: Constant Gardener
Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 9,523
Location: Cakeland, United States
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How did Dirty Martini get ahold of that damned photograph of me!
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/25/2011
Posts: 1,134
Location: São Paulo , Brazil
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"Its been a whole year - they warned me this place was addicting!"
Overwhelming RealityFrom Across the Room
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Rank: Constant Gardener
Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 9,523
Location: Cakeland, United States
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"They made HIM a farking moderator!?!?!"
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 10/6/2010
Posts: 2,368
Location: My imagination
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Oh my God! Is that my boss!!
 Click here to find out why Rapunzel is sneaking into someone else's tower!Every time you click on it, Pablo gets a little more manly! |
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,572
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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"So that's what I should do with my pubes, interesting."
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 10/6/2010
Posts: 2,368
Location: My imagination
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Is that me!?! What the f. .. did I do last night?
Click here to find out why Rapunzel is sneaking into someone else's tower!Every time you click on it, Pablo gets a little more manly!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/13/2011
Posts: 928
Location: United States
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I can't believe that dweeb wrote about that one time at band camp. That was my first time, too. I'm going to give him a 1.
Sensei's altimeter is reading 9000'. Suddenly the engine noise level drops a lot. The engine on the door side of the plane is quiet. We hear, "Shit! Fuck me!" from the cockpit, then the pilot yells, "Everybody out! Now!" Airgasms Induce Orgasms
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/23/2011
Posts: 236
Location: United Kingdom
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one_winged_angel wrote:Is that me!?! What the f. .. did I do last night? And who was holding the camera?
Just put a new story up called Venus: My Mistress In Leather and Lace. It seems a long time since I have written any prose, been seduced by prosody. Anyway, please feel free to check it out - Thank you xxx
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Rank: The Linebacker
Joined: 3/2/2011
Posts: 3,292
Location: Atlanta, United States
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 10/6/2010
Posts: 2,368
Location: My imagination
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How the hell did she fit that in there?
Click here to find out why Rapunzel is sneaking into someone else's tower!Every time you click on it, Pablo gets a little more manly!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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"I thought of a great story idea... no wait, it's gone! I forgot to save it!"
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 10/6/2010
Posts: 2,368
Location: My imagination
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What the hell!! Who rejected my story?!
Click here to find out why Rapunzel is sneaking into someone else's tower!Every time you click on it, Pablo gets a little more manly!
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 5/1/2012
Posts: 11
Location: United Kingdom
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Oh my god, these 3D glasses really do work with porn!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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OMFG, That's me and....... SHIT!
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,239
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"Oooh, Double Penetration!"
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/30/2012
Posts: 329
Location: under bright lights, United States
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She must be double jointed!! 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/8/2010
Posts: 724
Location: United Kingdom
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"Ok, I've put on my glasses and opened my mouth - now what?"
Warning: The opinions above are those of an anonymous individual on the internet. They are opinions, unless they're facts. They may be ill-informed, out of touch with reality or just plain stupid. They may contain traces of irony. If reading these opinions causes you to be become outraged or you start displaying the symptoms of outrage, stop reading them immediately. If symptoms persist, consult a psychiatrist. Why not read some stories instead
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Rank: Matriarch
Joined: 12/6/2006
Posts: 22,411
Location: Sydney, Australia
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"OMG, Google Play disallowed lush's sex story app, despite there being 100+ other sex story apps for Android available in the same store. Are they totally incompetent?"
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Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,361
Location: Right here on Lush Stories...
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"Wow, those new eBooks from Lush Stories are really fucking hot...can't wait 'till the next one comes out..."
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
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Rank: Wine Connoisseur
Joined: 6/28/2008
Posts: 141
Location: Hunter Valley, Australia
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OMG! That's not a storm-trooper in Star Wars IV-A New Hope; it's GAV in disguise and Nicola as well.  
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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"FUCK!!!! Lush accidentally released all their members actual personal information?????"
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 7/8/2012
Posts: 321
Location: The naughty little world inside my head, United Ki
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He said those photos were for his private collection...
 
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 7/8/2012
Posts: 321
Location: The naughty little world inside my head, United Ki
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So that's why my vibrator smelt funny...
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/27/2009
Posts: 362
Location: Southeast, United States, United States
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"Wow, I can't even see it with these glasses!"
"So don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
Don't lie to me,
Just get your things.
I've made up your mind."
--Evanescence
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