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Hmmm, seems like some of the irregulars may have taken exception to my observation that most of them are housebroken. If offense was taken (along with that missing case of, Lone Star) let me make at least a thousand apologies and re-state my comment. IMO, ALL of the Rumplations Irregulars are probably housebroken. :) There, I hope y'all are feeling all better now. 
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Im broke and in the house,, does that count as house broken?
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Speaking of irregulars,
I decided it was time to show up.
Whats the dumpste__,~!@#$ I mean, spa temperature at tonight!
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You got more debauchery than I do Laundry Rump, an I got tuns a that stuff scooter out 
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Morning to all lusting after the Lush life. Not sure who (or what) brewed up today's coffee but I've finished half a mug and so far my condition hasn't worsened, at least not much. As a reward for their showing up yesterday, Naughty nurse and Scooter are excused from the following request if they so please. The rest of you should now race yourself for the opening to my inchoate contest entry, Willie and the Brain. It was inspired by this famous beginning: “Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.” One Hundred Years of Solitude: ) With that in mind, I cobbled up this less than high-lit opening: -- Many hours later, as she faced questions from her sorority sisters, Tanya the Tri-Delt Tramp would remember, Willie, the frat boy she’d been screwing cowboy style that morning and his awesome orgasm that blew her off both his spurting cock and the bed. What she couldn’t understand and mentione to no one was how, during lift off, she heard him scream,, “Mid-terms!” -- So what I'd appreciate is your best best on whether that would con at least some Lush readers into clicking on the link and checking out my poor, pitiful prose. IMO, there's a real chance it could strike most readers as: dull, weird, bogus, etc., etc..Any thoughts and/or suggestions on how it can be improved would be depreciated, honest.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Good morning Captain De_writer,
I wouldn't change a thing Rump, other than the mention in this line;
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What she couldn't understand and mentione to no one was how, during lift off, she heard him scream,, “Mid-terms!”
I would change mentione to "mentioned", or "mention"
I know I was relieved from duties this morning, and I thank you for that Rump,
But it really was my pleasure my friend
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Thanks for the catch, Scooter. Fool thing should have been 'mentioned'.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Thanks for the catch, Scooter. Fool thing should have been 'mentioned'. LOL Rump, I did mention it  
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Shame on you, Scooter. Now, here's a schooner of Lone Star to stop your danged chortling. :)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Good Evening Lushkins...nice to see some new faces here in this joint...one can get tired fast of looking at the usual crew... Funny you don't recall your last visit Adele, but go ahead, blame me...you know, it could have been that stuff you got off of Scooter... Anyway, I see Reverend that you're looking for some input on some lines in your story... You know, maybe if you passed a couple of tall glasses of bourbon down this way I'd be better equipped to examine stuff like that...so, um, pass the bourbon...and pass the lines...the story lines that is and I'll takes me a look... Cheers, Alan. 
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Morning, seekders of sex, suds and serenity. There's Caffine Fairy coffee, hot water so Sisters can brew up a cup or make hot chocolate and a plateful of breakfast tacos from, The Armadillo Taco Stadn. BTW, their slogan is, "If you can stand 'em, we can make 'em." Judging by the missing bottle of 'Bat Out Of Hell Whiskey' Dirty Martini took his bribe and then, no doubt, spent the evening in his bat cave contemplating my creative crud. When (if?) he emerges, I'm sure he'll give a thoughtful analysis of the proposed beginning to my yet to be submitted contest entry. Anyone else so inclined should lift thine eyes up a few posts where you should find my woeful words of pitiful prose.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Let's all meet at The Waffle House. That granola bar just didn't do me justice, I am so hungry right now. I'd love to order the All-Star Special at the Waffle House. Scrambled eggs, toast, grits, bacon, and a waffle with several cups of hot black coffee. 
Please check out my newest story: "10 Items Or Less"http://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/10-items-or-less.aspxOr my previous story: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/in-the-land-of-salvation-and-sin.aspx
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Ill take the breakfast tacos, or maybe the awful waffle.. breakfast is sounding good right about now. (I had a peach, tasted great but not holding up well)
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Good Morning Lushketeers...ah yes, I'll take a couple of those fancy looking breakfast type tacos and maybe a tall mug of that special coffee courtesy of The Caffeine Fairy... Oh yes Rump, down to business here...yes, I did indeed finish off all the Bat out of Hell brandy, but I did a lot of work on your behalf, running the opening portion of your contest-type story through several patented analysis tools, special computer writing analyzers, compiled some word count and readability statistics, got some feedback from some highly esteemed experts in the field...heck, I even showed it to my accountant...yesterday was visiting day in jail btw...and the results are 100% conclusive... The verdict? I agree with Scooter...you should change that word...can't recall what word it is right now, a bit hung over from all that brandy...but, whatever Scooter said sounds right to me... Pass the coffee please...thanks... Cheers, Alan.
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Thanks Alan, I think. It occurs to me that Dirty Martini and Scooter may have become the 21st century version of Strunk & White. Granted, that contradicts all known laws of evolution, but at least things are moving. :)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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HOLLY! Where you been, lady? Great to have you back. To celebrate your return, I'm sure Dirty Martini will spring for you a drink. Truth be told, business has been down a bit, lately. Probably stay that way until the weather changes or I change my attitude. Maybe putting a copy of, Fifty Shades of Gray, in the ladies powder room would help -- of course I'd need to begin commode-side bar service, but that's just a detail, so to speak.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Don't tell anyone, but it's Friday morning this side of the pond. Got plenty of the Caffine Fairy's finest coffee to sip on and some leftover breakfast tacos. Enjoy.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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It may be black coffee this a.m. but I am planning on spending the weekend with Sam Adams and several friends. 
Please check out my newest story: "10 Items Or Less"http://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/10-items-or-less.aspxOr my previous story: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/in-the-land-of-salvation-and-sin.aspx
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Hey, good morning one and all. Boy, Holly sure does come and go fast around here. A course, most fine folks do. I wish you would stay for a while sassy. Thanks for checking up on my home made spell checker Alan. When I was building it, I dropped a Z way up down in there, and some times the thing starts acting up. A bit like you Dirty  Yeah Rump, can I have 3 sauerkraut tacos, two Bat outta Bourbon foo-foo drinks, one chop stick and a straw, please. And an umbrella for my drinks, a few nuts, (preferably the ones from the hot nut dispenser) and some more fire works for Coma and Tose over there. Rump your so welcome for the "first time is free" spell check that I ran on your "not published yet, but soon to be" contest entry, that you need not metione it. I see BFI emptied the Dumpst,, @#*#@, I mean spa, so you all know where I'll be, it's Friday!
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Good Morning Lushketeers...I see everyone's getting in line for the leftover tacos...middle of the month and everyone's broke already... Scooter, just do me a favor...if you're going to eat three sauerkraut tacos, sit down the end of the bar from me....thanks...and nobody light a match near Scooter, if you get my drift... Yeah, I'll take a couple of leftover tacos, and some leftover coffee to wash down the mess... Nice to see everyone, Buz, and Miss Holly sort of passed through... Yeah, Scooter...now that you built a fancy speeel checker type machine, maybe Rump will give you a job as his editor or something...hey, maybe he'll pay you in tacos...just stay down the end of the bar, thanks... Cheers, Alan.
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I gotta get cleaned, er sobered up, for a job interview today: hook me up with some of that coffee! I shouldn't have stayed up drinking last night with my lonely and vulnerable friend, no matter how hot she may be! This morning is gonig kinda rough...
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Hey naughtynurse, It's me, scooter, way on down here at the end of the bar. DirtyMatini chained my ankle to the danged bar  It's starting to smell like Coma and Tose down here  If your lonely, yet vulnerable friend needs company, I got a number of empty chairs next to me!
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Morning, y'all. Who needs refills on the coffee? Scooter, I thought about suggesting you sit at the table with Coma and Tose, you know, to open a few more bar stools for paying customers. How-some-ever and on second thought, the combined, uh, essences of you three might cause a chain reaction that would make a China Syndrom type meltdown seem like a discreet burp in comparison. (slides down a whole host of requested items) So tell you what, Scooter, you enjoy these goodies and just stay put for the time being. Okay?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Hi, who's here to serve me a pina colada?
The Roommates Trilogy: Roommates with BenefitsRoommates with Benefits: Snowed In Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure Look for the eBook version of Roommates with Benefits to come soon!
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Greetings, Sharon. Care to make that one of my world infamous 150 proof Pina C's for whatever ails you? Guaranted to chase away any Friday the 13th bad luck, honest.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Morning, y'all. Who needs refills on the coffee? Scooter, I thought about suggesting you sit at the table with Coma and Tose, you know, to open a few more bar stools for paying customers. How-some-ever and on second thought, the combined, uh, essences of you three might cause a chain reaction that would make a China Syndrom type meltdown seem like a discreet burp in comparison. (slides down a whole host of requested items) So tell you what, Scooter, you enjoy these goodies and just stay put for the time being. Okay? Hey Rump, Thanks for the "whole host of requested items that I requested. You can host my requested items any day.. Can I come back an sit with the fun bunch now!
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Happy Bastille Day! Let's hear it for the country that gave us French Fries, French Toast, French Kisses and, most importantly: Brigette Bardot, Catherine Deneuve, and Leslie Caron. Of course, they also gave us: crappy cars, over-priced wine and snooty waiters, but no place is perfect, right? There's plenty of Caffine Fairy coffee plus a leftover pot of something Busty came up with a few days ago. The latter is reserved for those needing an excuse to slug down coffee flavored brandy. Scooter, come on down and join the vast multitude at this end of the bar. Only, and I mention this with all due disrespect, please don't sit near a smoker. No reason to chance having an open flame around you, at least not for the next 12 to24 hours. By the way how were those 'kraut tacos? :)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Thanks for the free water RF but the moment i need a cold drink as i now have Tonsillitis... i know i'm a walking germ at the moment. Maybe if i went down Scooters end of the bar the little critters might just leave and go annoy some other poor sod 
Coming soon..... Elizabeth Middleton
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Come on down sisters,
We can go an join Coma and Tose. I haven't seen a virus, germ, infection or even a fly that will get any closer than 20 feet from them two, yet.
Yeah, we'll take care of that pesky old germ for you.
If all that don't work, we can call; Germ Busters. I heard Alan started working for them guys a few weeks ago.
Rumor has it; there's no germ that DM can't lick.
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