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MoonlightSerenity
Posted: Tuesday, July 10, 2012 11:22:20 AM

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Well then, most people can tell when I fart as it clears the room on a bad day for me. Don't do it so often now but used to do it a lot.

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Posted: Wednesday, July 11, 2012 7:42:49 PM

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Women don't fart. We brake wind
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Posted: Thursday, July 12, 2012 5:17:23 AM

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yes of course i and all other women fart i just don't feel the need to broadcast it like a public service announcement.
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Posted: Thursday, July 12, 2012 5:51:00 AM

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Reminds of a phrase my ex used to say there's different types of farts.

Here's how it goes it describes types of farts! You have to say it in a posh English accent LOL

"A viz, a Voz, a rip sh*t-tear arse, an a bubble!" Still makes me laugh now!
ginger86
Posted: Thursday, July 12, 2012 9:33:57 AM

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NO GIRLS DON'T FART, THEY




TraceyAmes
Posted: Friday, July 13, 2012 9:50:53 AM

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Gingerwald wrote:
Women don't fart. We brake wind


Is the brake a hand brake, a foot brake or some kind of muffler? I guess if you can slow down your fart it will not sound near as loud.
wolverinejr25
Posted: Friday, July 13, 2012 10:36:24 AM

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nice...awesome...I like my women to be free and open about their farting..
Shylass
Posted: Friday, July 13, 2012 10:41:09 AM

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wolverinejr25 wrote:
nice...awesome...I like my women to be free and open about their farting..


Just wondering, do you get sexual kicks from it, or do you just like women to be so comfortable around you that they can let rip? fart

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wolverinejr25
Posted: Friday, July 13, 2012 10:46:00 AM

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its 50/50...I don't want them to be shy or embarrassed to do it...I'd say its more the comfortable thing...and just getting to the bottom of the phrase that "women don't fart"
Shylass
Posted: Friday, July 13, 2012 11:07:11 AM

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wolverinejr25 wrote:
its 50/50...I don't want them to be shy or embarrassed to do it...I'd say its more the comfortable thing...and just getting to the bottom of the phrase that "women don't fart"



Lfunny

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wolverinejr25
Posted: Friday, July 13, 2012 11:09:11 AM

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what..lol..don't hide behind just saying lol...
Shylass
Posted: Friday, July 13, 2012 11:27:55 AM

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wolverinejr25 wrote:
what..lol..don't hide behind just saying lol...


You crack me up (it's good). Lfunny

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wolverinejr25
Posted: Friday, July 13, 2012 12:01:19 PM

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YAY!!!!!I love to make the ladies laugh................and horny..lol did I mention that...lol
Americanheart
Posted: Sunday, July 15, 2012 8:44:32 PM

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Ladies do fart but some won't admit that they do

wolverinejr25
Posted: Sunday, July 15, 2012 11:28:14 PM

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true that...lol
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