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Well then, most people can tell when I fart as it clears the room on a bad day for me. Don't do it so often now but used to do it a lot.
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Women don't fart. We brake wind
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yes of course i and all other women fart i just don't feel the need to broadcast it like a public service announcement.
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Reminds of a phrase my ex used to say there's different types of farts.
Here's how it goes it describes types of farts! You have to say it in a posh English accent LOL
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NO GIRLS DON'T FART, THEY 
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Gingerwald wrote:Women don't fart. We brake wind
Is the brake a hand brake, a foot brake or some kind of muffler? I guess if you can slow down your fart it will not sound near as loud.
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nice...awesome...I like my women to be free and open about their farting..
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its 50/50...I don't want them to be shy or embarrassed to do it...I'd say its more the comfortable thing...and just getting to the bottom of the phrase that "women don't fart"
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what..lol..don't hide behind just saying lol...
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YAY!!!!!I love to make the ladies laugh................and horny..lol did I mention that...lol
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Ladies do fart but some won't admit that they do
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
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true that...lol
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