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Nikki703
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 11:08:28 AM

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Since there is a Vagina ID Chart in "ask the gals", It's only fair the guys have one for their Penis. Which type are you ,not necessarily the length but the type? BE HONEST!!


MMonroe
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 11:42:29 AM

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happy1



*Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?*



Remiel
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 11:52:25 AM

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Not really my "caliber" in the list but the closest may be "ribbed"
littlemissbitch
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 12:44:05 PM

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MMonroe wrote:
happy1


ooo...scoot over :)

littlemissbitch ~ professional face ripper offer, at your service..
Dudealicious
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 1:12:36 PM

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Mine is Ribbed - for her pleasure though not mine

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

mattm
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 1:14:14 PM

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Pretty funny post. Ribbed would be closest I suppose
Volition
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 1:59:13 PM

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I'm a ribbed man.
naughtynurse
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 6:11:38 PM

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littlemissbitch wrote:


ooo...scoot over :)


Pulls up a seat, I've got drinks! Share the popcorn.

Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many?
It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000!

Charge Nurse

Thank you so very much to those who have read it!
Liger6969
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 6:24:21 PM

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I'm between a beer can and a curved.
Dancing_Doll
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 6:30:39 PM

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Dudealicious
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 6:34:30 PM

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Dancing_Doll wrote:
*taps foot*... waiting patiently for Donkey Dick to arrive.





... kidding.


Are you talking about MF? evil4

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

Orallee69
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 6:37:38 PM

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Curved, no complaints so far
Dancing_Doll
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 6:38:52 PM

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Naughty_Magician
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 6:44:02 PM

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So the smallest one is 6'' or 6.5''? That's just not right, what about us 3 inchers?

Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
1ball
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 6:54:07 PM

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Button. How many guys can claim that they grow 4X in length and 8X in volume?

Sensei's altimeter is reading 9000'. Suddenly the engine noise level drops a lot. The engine on the door side of the plane is quiet.

We hear, "Shit! Fuck me!" from the cockpit, then the pilot yells, "Everybody out! Now!"

Airgasms Induce Orgasms
dasslvr
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 8:08:53 PM

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Curved
sexyfun77
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 8:47:53 PM

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i have an ex who was donkey sizeddrunken
stud014
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 10:30:40 PM

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DD-not jaw dropping...i would rather prefer if it is encased inside a beautiful jaw :)
Frank
Posted: Tuesday, July 17, 2012 12:21:24 AM

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Expected this having caught the ladies forum post!


Somewhere between curved and ribbed I think Think
giggle Will let you judge!

Should I get it ready? jerkit

laughing3

If you could, would you? Satan L16
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 17, 2012 12:45:21 AM

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i am more like "anteater" but i am circumcised. i have had np complaints and it works because i have a week old baby daughter.
Pretzel
Posted: Tuesday, July 17, 2012 8:55:58 AM

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hah!

I'm between ribbed and curved
Buz
Posted: Tuesday, July 17, 2012 9:05:47 AM

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 17, 2012 9:14:08 AM

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Ribbed is closest i guess
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 17, 2012 9:14:33 AM

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littlemissbitch wrote:


ooo...scoot over :)


may I join? this looks like it could be fun! *offers my bowl of pita chips and dip*
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 17, 2012 9:15:34 AM

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naughtynurse wrote:


Pulls up a seat, I've got drinks! Share the popcorn.


Pita? and whatcha got to drink?
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 17, 2012 9:16:14 AM

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Buz wrote:
Ribbed is closest.


Wowza Buz, as if you need to be more popular lol!
MoonlightSerenity
Posted: Tuesday, July 17, 2012 9:22:39 AM

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1redheadrapunzel wrote:


may I join? this looks like it could be fun! *offers my bowl of pita chips and dip*


Can I sit next to you?

Teased and Tormented -My very first story and competition entry is now up!
overmykneenow
Posted: Tuesday, July 17, 2012 9:27:01 AM

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I love how this was dismissed out of hand (no pun intended) in the girls forum and yet being seriously answered in this one.

Bravo, chaps. Bravo.

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Why not read some stories instead
crazydiamond
Posted: Tuesday, July 17, 2012 9:47:13 AM

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overmykneenow wrote:
I love how this was dismissed out of hand (no pun intended) in the girls forum and yet being seriously answered in this one.

Bravo, chaps. Bravo.
laughing6



Now with audio!!!!

Tank134
Posted: Tuesday, July 17, 2012 10:08:39 AM

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between ribbed, and donkey
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