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caharain
Posted: Sunday, July 15, 2012 10:04:43 PM

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So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin
blazestcyr
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 7:00:11 AM

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trying to say this is the most PC way i can...wait ..like i am PC

but what girl would put 30 dicks up here & ask a guy... which 1 was...his??

is this for future reference???

or a gyno exam?
littlemissbitch
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 7:19:41 AM

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none of these are me. and duh.

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Dirty_D
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 7:50:08 AM

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All of them are me because, of course, I am a vagina.


Guest
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 8:17:24 AM

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You two crack me up.
Naughty_Magician
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 9:10:20 AM

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I'll have number 6 to go, please. evil4

Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
Dirty_D
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 11:50:52 AM

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Is that with fries?


littlemissbitch
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 12:30:38 PM

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ooo..i got a shake for ya honey! ;)

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Dancing_Doll
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 12:45:05 PM

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blazestcyr wrote:


but what girl would put 30 dicks up here & ask a guy... which 1 was...his??



Oooh, we should totally find this chart - it must exist somewhere. evil4

As for the chart - I guess the closest thing for me would be #10. A smooth bun with no lettuce... best served with a milkshake, of course.


Nikki703
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 12:55:34 PM

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I am kind of in between #4 or #23 although my lips do not protrude that far, just enough that you can easily lick them!!
Guest
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 1:07:04 PM

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Best I could do at short notice...

Nikki703
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 1:09:42 PM

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Mazza wrote:


Best I could do at short notice...



HAHA!! I just posted the same chart in "Ask the Guys"
Dancing_Doll
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 1:18:00 PM

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Omg I love it... laughing8


Dirty_D
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 1:25:59 PM

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LOL... awesome!

I am pretty close to a #20


littlemissbitch
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 2:26:00 PM

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none of these really match me...#3 or #16 i guess, sorta. i have a little "lettuce" as doll put it. i used to be suuuper insecure about it until i realized that my pussy is just sticking its tongue out going "thhhpptttt"...perfectly smart ass. just like me ;)

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caharain
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 2:29:11 PM

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Lol thanks ladies, I wasn' t trying to be an asshole, this was sent to me from a girl at work when I told her I'm not a fighter anymore, just a pussy. I couldn't resist posting it here. And everyone knows I'm an anteater lol!


So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin
caharain
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 2:31:26 PM

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(675-lick And I love your tongue Little!

So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin
Frank
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 3:16:07 PM

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588-rolleyes Would make up for one hell of an ID line up!

Well officer I didn't notice her face but hang on a minute ... 6

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lighthouses67
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 6:31:07 PM

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guess i would have to say i am closer to a 30
1ball
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 7:57:18 PM

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If I was gonna have surgery, I would order a #19.Regaeman Man

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1nympholes
Posted: Monday, July 16, 2012 8:45:40 PM

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I think I will vote like a recent young Senator did! Present






The girl who started early at this game of sexual pleasure, This girl that never seems to get as much as she wants, at least from the right people. But now certainly the woman that will test all the paths of pleasure with you.
honeyx
Posted: Tuesday, July 17, 2012 3:38:40 AM

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I do find it interestig that there are 20 different pics for us and only 8 for the men.......

I couldn't say which is like mine if my hubby knew about this site I would ask his opinion but as it is.................any of the above :D
Frank
Posted: Tuesday, July 17, 2012 11:09:26 AM

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Remember this when you order your next Chinese!

I'll have a number ...
... oh what the hell, lets work through the menu! 6

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Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
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Buz
Posted: Tuesday, July 17, 2012 11:10:28 AM

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I'd like to have a colorized version of that chart enlarged to maximum poster size, matted and framed. I'd donate it to my old fraternity and they'd put it up on the wall.

Buz
Posted: Tuesday, July 17, 2012 11:11:05 AM

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Mazza wrote:


Best I could do at short notice...



There should be more choices...

I don't see one for the ribbed-curved-donkey dick combination. laughing3

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 17, 2012 11:19:37 AM

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mmmm.... choices, choices... 6 is as close as I can figure... perhaps 20 as well... *sigh* us gals should ask our other to pick since they prolly have a better view? LOL... And the guys can do the same in their forum... it could get really interesting....
MoonlightSerenity
Posted: Tuesday, July 17, 2012 11:28:51 AM

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I.... Don't.... Really.... Know......

Teased and Tormented -My very first story and competition entry is now up!
overmykneenow
Posted: Tuesday, July 17, 2012 11:38:18 AM

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"I am not a number, I am FREE MINGE!"




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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 17, 2012 12:25:06 PM

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overmykneenow wrote:
"I am not a number, I am FREE MINGE!"




Aaahhahahahahaha

(see what I did there?)

Frank
Posted: Tuesday, July 17, 2012 1:07:08 PM

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Buz:
'There should be more choices...
I don't see one for the ribbed-curved-donkey dick combination.' lol

I have that copyrighted! Read it
munky2Only I qualify! Liar

Lfunny

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