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Posted: Wednesday, October 14, 2009 12:42:22 PM

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HoneyBee000 wrote:
Your wish is grrrrrranted but, they do not hurt anymore as you do not have any knees anymore.


I wish to have continuous orgasm's.


Your wishes is granted...(Holy shit nice wish)...but your job at the reception desk is now in jeopardy as you answer the phone...."Good Morning...holyfuckingsonofabitchshiteverlovingOMGI'mcuming....HB International".

I wish every woman would want me to show them..."What's hard and long and full of seamen"...and it ain't no submarine baby! b229
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 14, 2009 1:28:12 PM

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Jason9035 wrote:


I wish every woman would want me to show them..."What's hard and long and full of seamen"...and it ain't no submarine baby! b229


Your wish is granted, but, sad to say, those women know how to spell, and something full of "seamen" is NOT the same thing as something "long, hard and full of semen", so they do indeed show you a naval vessel -- an aircraft carrier, to be precise, and all the lads there are quite virile and, well, deprived of female company.

Your wish brings with it a full day of remedial English, basically learning about the phonetics and spelling and all the other boring crap the language is full of, but you are learning it bare-assed facing the blackboard in Mother Flagella's class. Oh dear, she does have a dab hand with that strap, I have to say.

I wish I could sleep all night without waking up and worrying about things that aren't worth thinking of, never mind worrying about.
MrNudiePants
Posted: Wednesday, October 14, 2009 2:39:33 PM

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gypsymoth wrote:


I wish I could sleep all night without waking up and worrying about things that aren't worth thinking of, never mind worrying about.


Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, all of those things that used to be not worth worrying about have turned into monsters, zombies, and various other carnivorous beasties which (if they're not currently engaged with snacking on your brains) ARE worth worrying about... hear them snuffling and scratching at your door? RAWR!!!

I wish I could make my penis whatever size I wanted, whenever I wanted.

Lydia_
Posted: Wednesday, October 14, 2009 2:44:00 PM

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Granted, MrNudiePants! You can now make your penis any size you choose. Too bad you have incurable Erectile Dysfunction.

I wish I could get at least a 90% on my next math test.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 14, 2009 2:47:41 PM

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Your wish is granted, but the one woman who falls in love with you wants the size you where before it got to large.

I wish for a snog fest like I did when I was 18.......
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 14, 2009 2:48:59 PM

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lydiababy6969 wrote:
Granted, MrNudiePants! You can now make your penis any size you choose. Too bad you have incurable Erectile Dysfunction.

I wish I could get at least a 90% on my next math test.


Looks like Mr Nudiepants, got two wishes granted.....wonder which one he preferes???
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 14, 2009 2:51:10 PM

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Your wish is granted Lydia, but you don't need to score 90% in Maths to be a Hairdresser.

I wish to have a orgams in my dreams tonight!!!!
Lydia_
Posted: Wednesday, October 14, 2009 3:10:32 PM

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Granted HoneyBee, but you have one dream about Yoda, and one about me lol Happy Dreaming!!

I wish I didn't have to study to pass my Psychology Midterm.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
MrNudiePants
Posted: Wednesday, October 14, 2009 8:11:47 PM

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lydiababy6969 wrote:


I wish I didn't have to study to pass my Psychology Midterm.


Granted, but it's only because your Human Sexuality teacher has declared that you're just too overqualified for his course, and he gets you kicked out of school.

I wish I could be lydiababy's Human Sexuality lab partner...

MrNudiePants
Posted: Wednesday, October 14, 2009 8:13:08 PM

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HoneyBee000 wrote:
lydiababy6969 wrote:
Granted, MrNudiePants! You can now make your penis any size you choose. Too bad you have incurable Erectile Dysfunction.

I wish I could get at least a 90% on my next math test.


Looks like Mr Nudiepants, got two wishes granted.....wonder which one he preferes???


Oh, my... do I have to decide? Can't I have both? icon_biggrin

Lydia_
Posted: Wednesday, October 14, 2009 8:36:33 PM

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MrNudiePants wrote:
lydiababy6969 wrote:


I wish I didn't have to study to pass my Psychology Midterm.


Granted, but it's only because your Human Sexuality teacher has declared that you're just too overqualified for his course, and he gets you kicked out of school.

I wish I could be lydiababy's Human Sexuality lab partner...


Granted, you are now my sex partner...however, our first project is to see how men deal with being teased and not be able to do anything about it (yes, even jack off)!!

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
Lydia_
Posted: Thursday, October 15, 2009 4:10:33 PM

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I wish I could make a wish without it being corrupted.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
Lydia_
Posted: Thursday, October 15, 2009 4:11:18 PM

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MrNudiePants wrote:
HoneyBee000 wrote:
lydiababy6969 wrote:
Granted, MrNudiePants! You can now make your penis any size you choose. Too bad you have incurable Erectile Dysfunction.

I wish I could get at least a 90% on my next math test.


Looks like Mr Nudiepants, got two wishes granted.....wonder which one he preferes???


Oh, my... do I have to decide? Can't I have both? icon_biggrin


And no, you can't. You must choose!! bootyshake hehehe

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
krashman999
Posted: Friday, October 16, 2009 12:36:03 AM

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I wish someone would invite me to playin their panty drawer.
Lydia_
Posted: Friday, October 16, 2009 9:23:25 AM

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Score, I got my wish woot woot!!


Granted, but it's someone who don't find attractive.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
Zafia
Posted: Monday, November 02, 2009 11:01:13 PM

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fish I think people got a little off track here...lol

I wish to be near the ocean.......

sunny

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."





Lydia_
Posted: Tuesday, November 03, 2009 7:46:28 AM

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Granted Zafia....but it's an ocean of lava!! Don't fall in!

I wish I could visit the west coast!

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
MrNudiePants
Posted: Tuesday, November 03, 2009 10:01:51 AM

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lydiababy6969 wrote:
Granted Zafia....but it's an ocean of lava!! Don't fall in!

I wish I could visit the west coast!


Granted - the West Coast of Iceland.

I wish I had a nice lunch...

Lydia_
Posted: Tuesday, November 03, 2009 10:18:03 AM

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You get a raging case of the shits.

I wish I could go a day without a disaster happening

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
Mr_Sfstk8d
Posted: Tuesday, November 03, 2009 11:05:17 AM

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Grated. You're completely uneventful day is due to the fact that the PRECEDING night you'd falled down your front steps, struck your head and are now in a coma. Great lot of luck that.

I wish I had as much time and PRIVACY as I needed to write all I want.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, November 03, 2009 11:16:39 AM

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Granted You have all the time in the world but unfortunatly all your 12 children under the ages of 7 have pinched all the pens and paper and the eldest child has broken your PC. The only pencil you have found is sharpened down and there is a spare envelope to write on but you have writer's block!!!!

I wish I had short black velvet skirt and black suede boots.
Lydia_
Posted: Tuesday, November 03, 2009 11:22:28 AM

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Sure HoneyBee, I'll grant your request...but you have to wear clear plastic wrap as a shirt....have fun wherever you need to go....

I wish I had a better, less buggy and mean computer that would work properly.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, November 04, 2009 12:13:27 AM

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lydiababy6969 wrote:

I wish I had a better, less buggy and mean computer that would work properly.


Granted! However, your new computer works only in one language, Mandarin Chinese.

I wish my internet stalker would dissapear from the planet.
Primal
Posted: Wednesday, November 04, 2009 1:11:03 AM

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I kidnapped your internet stalker, cut him into pieces with my table saw, placed his pieces into Hefty bags and tossed them into the ocean.

Unfortunately, it wasn't your stalker after all, it was your mail man, oops.


I wish for Jessica Biel to be my sex slave :)



In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade


En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
Kelliannsnow
Posted: Wednesday, November 04, 2009 5:03:12 AM

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You get your wish to have Jessica Biel to be your sex slave,however you left your table saw on ,and in the first hour of lovemaking,you both fall into it ,becoming stew meat.

I wish to become the next top Victoria`s Secret model,and become a covergirl.
Mr_Sfstk8d
Posted: Wednesday, November 04, 2009 7:21:15 AM

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Grated, sort of. Your Victoria's Secret photo shoot is the scene of a tragic accident. The phenomenal lighting set up has an electrical failure and the entire set catches fire, killing everyone. Your "cover" is a front page news spread telling of the tragic demise of all involved.

I wish I didn't have to share a cubicle with four other people.
Lydia_
Posted: Wednesday, November 04, 2009 7:49:35 AM

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Primal wrote:
I kidnapped your internet stalker, cut him into pieces with my table saw, placed his pieces into Hefty bags and tossed them into the ocean.


DEXTER!!!!!!!!!!hello1 hello1 hello1


Mr_Sfstk8d wrote:
I wish I didn't have to share a cubicle with four other people.


Granted. You now share your cubicle with five people; one of them is Dexter and a few of them are serial killers. Maybe you'll get your wish...or maybe those serial killers will get tired of sharing a cubicle...

I wish for some Hershey's chocolate.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
Guest
Posted: Friday, November 27, 2009 8:41:23 AM

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I wish to become 100% woman.
Lydia_
Posted: Friday, November 27, 2009 10:16:12 AM

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Yay my wish wasn't corrupted.

You are now 100% woman, but you are also part mermaid. Happy swimming!!

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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