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Have you ever inserted a vegetable a fruit in your pussy? For example a carrot, a cucumber, an apple, etc.. If yes, how did it feel? Thanks.
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NO! For me, I love to cook with my food, not masturbate with it.
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perhaps your search function isnt functioning...?
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littlemissbitch wrote:perhaps your search function isnt functioning...?  glad YOU said that .... cuz you know it would have been an utter uproar if I had said it!
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PersonalAssistant wrote: glad YOU said that .... cuz you know it would have been an utter uproar if I had said it! really i was wondering how you didnt beat me to it ;)
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Actually, I searched this topic. I did not see that anyone has posted it before. I am sorry if I offended you.
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ridindirty wrote:Have you ever inserted a vegetable a fruit in your pussy? For example a carrot, a cucumber, an apple, etc.. If yes, how did it feel? Thanks. An apple?  Haven't heard that one before. I'm not into veggies. I can't imagine forgoing an actual sex toy in favour of a carrot or something. And also - putting food inside yourself can be unhygienic.
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I agree with you. I was just curious about it. I've seen pornstars inserting veggies inside themselves. Dancing_Doll wrote:An apple? Haven't heard that one before. I'm not into veggies. I can't imagine forgoing an actual sex toy in favour of a carrot or something. And also - putting food inside yourself can be unhygienic.
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I done it with a cucumber before, but I put on a condom on it first.
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ridindirty wrote:I agree with you. I was just curious about it. I've seen pornstars inserting veggies inside themselves.
You should get a gold membership and visit some of the hardcore photo threads in that section. There's an anal eggplant GIF that will drop your jaw. lol
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No. Doesn't interest me in the least.
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I've fucked myself with a banana and a cucumber. You can get soome huge cucumbers ;) Also I like using them when they are cold. Big carrots are good too as they have lots of ridges. Karelas (those knobbly veg that are used in indian cooking) are good but not very stiff.
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ridindirty wrote:Have you ever inserted a vegetable a fruit in your pussy? For example a carrot, a cucumber, an apple, etc.. If yes, how did it feel? Thanks. Intellectual questions on this site cease to amaze me anymore so I'll answer your question with a counter question. Have you ever intserted any of those things up your arse, if yes, how did it feel? Thanks
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love mine in a salad sugar....
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Some of the questions on here are a little sad, but to answer this rather sad one, no.
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No. Kimasa wrote:
Intellectual questions on this site cease to amaze me anymore so I'll answer your question with a counter question.
Have you ever intserted any of those things up your arse, if yes, how did it feel? Thanks
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Well anyone it's own fetish but frankly with all the sofisticated devices at women disposal these days this sounds a bit ...I can't even find the adequate word...maybe cheap or dull. Bottom line: for a few bucks you can stick something way more efficient in your "pink paradise" and after that I promise you'll be cured from that "green fever" or whatever this fetish might be called.
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Dancing_Doll wrote:An apple? Haven't heard that one before. I'm not into veggies. I can't imagine forgoing an actual sex toy in favour of a carrot or something. And also - putting food inside yourself can be unhygienic. I am actually halfway through writing a story that involves a lass with vag muscles so strong she can produce apple juice in the morning for her lover.*
* Not really.
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Shylass wrote:
I am actually halfway through writing a story that involves a lass with vag muscles so strong she can produce apple juice in the morning for her lover.*
I actually read one of my first erotic stories to a young woman, in my living room, one July evening in 1997...and when she came, she ejaculated* nectarine scented mink oil all over my sofa. Fortunately the couch was 100% Italian leather and she did me a big favor moisturizing the glove-soft fabric! * Not really.
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WellMadeMale wrote:
I actually read one of my first erotic stories to a young woman, in my living room, one July evening in 1997...and when she came, she ejaculated* nectarine scented mink oil all over my sofa. Fortunately the couch was 100% Italian leather and she did me a big favor moisturizing the glove-soft fabric!
* Not really.
If you'd done her up the ass, she'd have made a fruit cocktail.
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Looks like she is making a day of it!!! 
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I must admit i have had a strawberry in me, so he could lick the juices out. "SWEETER" I guess wink
Anything you think is sweet, I'm a little more than that.
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I knew a girl who used to do this a lot and she used to wonder why no one ever wanted to go to her house for dinner. Her nickname was Horticulture.
....and as a famous wise ass once said, "You can drag a whore to culture but you can't make her think."
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:If you'd done her up the ass, she'd have made a fruit cocktail."
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LMAO shylass BEST best post ever...still...laughing..
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Nice!!! I am so aroused  sweeter wrote:I must admit i have had a strawberry in me, so he could lick the juices out. "SWEETER" I guess wink
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