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Buz, you are, IMO, a real human being -- even if you are an UGA guy. ;) Thanks for being the first person to vote on my story. By the time I made that first post this morning, the poor thing had already dropped onto page two so I appreciate you hunting it up. The following is one more, no doubt futile, attempt to post a link. If this one doesn't work I'll have to resort to pleading, wheedling, and outright begging for someone to post a link so I can try and put it on my sig line. (sigh) Willie and the Brain 
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Afternoon folks! I was MIA yesterday. But on another note, A morbidly obese guy in skinny jeans (and I do mean skinny) just rode a bike past the window I'm currently looking out of. There are some things that just can't be unseen, so with that being said: Anybody got a drink that's so strong I won't remember SHIT?! And you don't even have to wipe out the entire day...just like the past 15 minutes or so. 
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Rank: The Right Rev of Lush
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Slippery, my Pina Colada 151 (proof) once had a couple screwing in the bathroom 20 minutes after initial consumption -- and they were married. :O Problem is, that short-term de-sobering effect you requested may be hard to come by. note: My contest entry, "Willie and the Brain," has now moved onto page three. Pity the poor story checkers. note2: That link I tried above does NOT, I say again, NOT, work. (sigh)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Man the things I do for this guy and he's not even related to me.
First, I post the link to his story in here and no one even notices.
Second I go read the story and give it a 5 and considering someone near and dear to me is in this competition, that's saying a lot.
Rumple, there's a section/button on the front of the site that says competitions. If you look to the left, or have your seeing eye trollop do it, you should see it. If you click that it'll take you to the comp stories and viola! There's Willie and The Brain!
Darn good story from you Mister but, then again, I expect no less.
Signed,
Your Lush Seeing Eye Chef
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Rank: The Right Rev of Lush
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Oh, exhausted SEC (seeing-eye Chef) you are a red pearl or maybe a bright ruby, of goodness. Glad I am you liked my trifle but, most of all, many thanks for the link. Thanks also to Maughty Nurse for the nice words she saw fit to include in her comment. Just so you know, NN, I'd tip one of my hats to you but then I might get arrested for, not indecent exactly, more like disgusting exposure. :)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Thanks for trying Rump (if I may call you Rump), but you're right. I've consigned myself to the fact that the image of rolls upon rolls of man skin spilling over painted-on jeans will forever be etched in my brain. But I shan't (lol, shan't) let it bother me. But I will take that drink though...just make it a bit girlier for me. (Yes, I'm one of THOSE females).
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Rank: The Right Rev of Lush
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Morning to all libidinous Lushland lovers. The Caffine Fairy and Busty should up last night, saw the new 'DIY' coffee service, gave me hell and down the country, and served up CF coffee and some of Busty's famous buns, so to speak. With luck, the link below should take you to, Willie and the Brain, it being my contest entry. Give it a try. Never can tell. This time it might actually work. --- ===
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Rank: The Right Rev of Lush
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Slippery! Wake up, gal. Come on now, That Pina Colada was made with regular rum, honest. Hmmm, maybe that kind comment she left on my contest entry did her in. (sigh) And before anyone makes some sourcastic remark, yeah, I know, the that link didn't work. Someday my screen reader and the Lush web page will work together mo' better, maybe.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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I did like your story, it was cute and made me smile :)
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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No-one has been brave enough to look Mr. Rumpleforeskin ...
I find that hard to believe, I bet there is a fresh young face peering at your hat stand at the end of every night at this fine establishment!
Am I brave enough to check it out ... maybe when I've got my safety goggles on, I've heard it may have my eye out!
SDIMDM
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Hey ya all Luskins of Lush. It's been 5 pages ago, wow how times flies. Hope ya all are doing fine. My PC crashed and burned up in this heat wave. I will take something strong and cold. I'll leave that to your discretion Mr Rumple. 
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it 
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howdy y'all! oh i do like this thread..lmao..whooooooooooooooo!
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NN, glad "Willie and the Brain' brought you a smile. One thing it taught me was writing a sex scene that's supposed to be humorous is a serious challenge. Skinny, on the other side of those hats are 'haz-mat' warning signs. SUGAR! You've been missed. Sorry about the PC woes. There's been a run on Long Island tea lately. Here at Rumplations, we use only 'Idaho's Finest' vodka.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Hiya Rump! Lost you for a minute there fella. I was a no-show because I spent the day and most of the evening being...ummm..."constructive" with my girlfriend.  And that comment on your story was earned, Sir Rump-A-Lot! (no? Oh well, I'll come up with a better one later).
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:Hiya Rump! Lost you for a minute there fella. I was a no-show because I spent the day and most of the evening being...ummm..."constructive" with my girlfriend. And that comment on your story was earned, Sir Rump-A-Lot! (no? Oh well, I'll come up with a better one later). Hey slipperywhenwet2012,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, , How about; Sir grumps-a-lot?
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Who me, grumpy? Well, if that would mean nailing Ann-Margaret or Sophia Loren, sure thing. ;;) Morning, Lushers and Lushettes. There's a fresh pot of Caffine Fairy coffee and a plate of dubious Danish. Slippery, hope you're not too worn out. Thanks for whatever you said about, Willie and the Brain.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Didn't have anything to say but wanted you to know I'm alive. Now I do. This made me laugh. 
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chefkathleen wrote:Didn't have anything to say but wanted you to know I'm alive. Now I do. This made me laugh. Now that is funny!
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Good Morning Lush dwellers. I'm working on curing my writer's block so I can finally finish a scene for one of my stories and slap it on here. Maybe then I can start working more on my eBook and get it done before I return to academia later next month. Can I have something that will really keep me awake and would allow my creative juices to flow?
The Roommates Trilogy: Roommates with BenefitsRoommates with Benefits: Snowed In Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure Look for the eBook version of Roommates with Benefits to come soon!
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Morning, wanderers in the weekend wilds. Sharon, what about a triple expresso (to stay awake) with a shot of, Beaver Breath Brandy (dor creativity)? Come to think of it, that sounds like a winner to old Rip Van Rumple.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Sure, Rump. I'll take that.
The Roommates Trilogy: Roommates with BenefitsRoommates with Benefits: Snowed In Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure Look for the eBook version of Roommates with Benefits to come soon!
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As ghost A said to ghost B: Another Saturday night and I ain't got no body. rim shot -- wacka, wacka, wacka Let's see: water in hot tub at the perfect temp, plenty of cold beer waiting nearby, citronella candles lighted to keep the skeeters away, 'Clothing Prohibited' sign displayed, radio set to an oldies station (60's to 80's), and Busty beside me doing her seeing-eye trollop thing. Wonder if anyone will join us?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Love being bad cause it sure feels good!
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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Morning, to all who prefer hearty strokes to heat stroke. Coffee's on. Not sure who made today's batch. Still, since that which doesn't kill us graveyard dead is supposed to make us straonger, odds are you'llj either get happy or bulding muscles. Just hanging around to witness the hanging of the Penn State football program at nine this morning. Maybe comparing it to a beheading or being drawn-and-quarted would be a more apt comparison. Wonder if this is how crowds at the head choppings in old France felt?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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<Stumbling in rubbing eyes, hair in a knot> Yaawwnn, I need some of that coffee please.
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Morning NN. Sounds like you might need some triple expresso. Your call.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Please, it was a long hot weekend. I'm ready to have a few days off!
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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oops double posted am sooo sorry
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hola rumple-lovers have a super day!!!!
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