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ponyboy
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 12:42:08 PM

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I was fox hunting and came across the queen of the litter.Regaeman Man

Makavelli
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 2:44:15 PM

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Joined: 10/15/2010
Posts: 2,176
Location: United States
At the club checking out the same Latina...
tazznjazz
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 3:22:03 PM

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Joined: 4/30/2012
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Location: under bright lights, United States
We met on my sofa!;)Hugs
Guest
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 3:35:35 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
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Tazz rang my doorbell selling sex toys door to door. I wrote a check.
Kal-El85
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 3:35:42 PM

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Location: Philadelphia, United States
I saved her from Doomsday. thumbright I am the Man of Steel and all.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 4:42:03 PM

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I was the new "Ace Reporter" at the Daily Planet. Little did you you know I was Lex Luthor's lover, sent to seduce you (he knows you're Clark Kent). You thought it was my womanly scent that made you feel light headed. Little did you know it was the little green stones in my earrings.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 5:31:34 PM

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By answering her ad "Cast artist looking for volunteer vagina models". My vagina became the center piece of her collection and hers my pink heaven where to quench my thirst.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 10:33:56 PM

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Yes, dear Nat, I remember the day perfectly.... I had been auditioning vagina models all day.... an arduous task, but necessary to fulfill my secret mission for the Yoni Tantra (Vagina Worshippers) Headquarters. Then you presented me with perfection.... others just pale into insignificance.
Smoothtalkin_wolf
Posted: Sunday, July 22, 2012 2:28:30 AM

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Joined: 5/31/2012
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Location: Chi-town area, United States
we met at a Wiccan thing. We were burning christians that wouldnt convert. you were the one in charge of poking the fire so it didnt go out.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 22, 2012 2:34:09 AM

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We met on Lush,, you became my friend, you are now my bestest friend in the whole Lushland, thanks for that Wolfy mwaaahhhh
Bunny_Chow
Posted: Sunday, July 22, 2012 4:54:54 AM

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Joined: 3/28/2012
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Location: Around, South Africa
It was at a "key" party, you cheated, and the rest was erotic history.




Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 22, 2012 7:29:44 AM

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ohhhh I remember that key party, I put my hand in your pocket to try and steal the key and discovered you had a hole in that pocket! I thought all my Christmases had come at once, but only you did!!!
verity
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 4:28:43 AM

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Joined: 7/31/2009
Posts: 614
Location: between fantasy & reality, United Kingdom
We met during a chemistry lesson, when you showed me how to set up a Bunsen burner. Thanks also for course work, essay writing and homework assistance; I was hooked from the very start....


*The Dark Room*

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adele
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 4:44:51 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
we met when I saw you lying on the beach and I stopped to ask if you needed any help. Little did I know that is was all a ploy on your part to lure unsuspecting partners to your bed.

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 25, 2012 5:27:37 AM

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Overwhelmed by debts, I made an intrusion in her Hampton's mansion in search for treasures to rob but finally discovered the most valuable treasure was lying naked in the master bedroom upstair, her beauty glancing at me through the darkness of the night.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 25, 2012 6:26:11 AM

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I was walking through the woods on that particular day, searching for Faeries, Pixie's, Wood nymphs or hard nosed, bastard little gnomes! i heard a noise in the bushes to the left of me, walked slowly up to those bushes, and saw you writhing around in the middle of the bush, all tangled up in something you were wearing, not sure what it is you were wearing though. I introduced myself and held out my hand. You replied "how the fuck can I shake your hand when I'm tied up and stuck in a fucking blueberry bush". hmmmm I thought, she is right, so I withdrew my hand, said 'Of course, forgive me sweets, you are right." I then turned on my heel and continued on my merry way looking for Faeries, Pixie's, Wood nymphs or hard nosed, bastard little gnomes!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 25, 2012 11:11:40 AM

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Met her at space camp.
adele
Posted: Thursday, August 02, 2012 12:08:46 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
met her at a seminar on kinky sex

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 02, 2012 12:18:11 PM

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I watched in amazement as I saw you fall face first onto the concrete pavement, because your huge water balloons had finally toppled you off balance. Well your face didn't hit the concrete because your water balloons cushioned your fall. I helped you up, you thanked me and you continued on your merry way
adele
Posted: Thursday, August 02, 2012 12:37:18 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
after we started to walk away, I decided that i had not properly thanked you. I ran back and caught up with you and we went out for drinks.

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 11:35:48 AM

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and when you ran back, you came flying around the corner and bumped into me, and your boobies sent me flying onto my back!
adele
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 6:40:39 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
And when I went to help you up, you had a wardrobe malfunction. We both laughed.

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 06, 2012 6:30:33 AM

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I was covering a rodeo competion for a website. She won the competion and made me discover I had a real boot fetish. Now the only thing I can think of during the day is : her, naked, riding my face with her nasty little boots on, moaning and giggling all through the night...
trinket
Posted: Monday, October 08, 2012 5:14:13 AM

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Location: Nowhere near you, Australia
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 08, 2012 5:50:39 AM

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She was eyeing out the chests of the pixies at work in the fields as she flew over my kingdom, and because her mind was elsewhere she collided into a giant Baobab tree. It so happened to be the very tree those dope dealing gnomes where hanging about under. They pounced on her, thinking what luck that such a delectable young creature had fallen into their laps...literally. Some of my pixies were nearby gathering the Baobab pods and heard her cries. They raised the alarm and we moved in for the attack. We bound and gagged those revolting creatures and tied them to the tree. But whilst they protested loudly, Trinket made off with their stash of pot and home brewed hooch. We later found her, drunk and stoned and trying to flirt with a stone statue of a pig. She was carried to my castle by my pixies where it took her a couple of days to recover, constantly wittering on about the wisps leading her astray.
Trinket did make a recovery but damaged one of her wings, and I'm not entirely convinced that the bang on her head has not effected her permanently..... I do worry about her...
trinket
Posted: Monday, October 08, 2012 5:55:46 AM

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what is a baobob pad? see? i think the bang on my head has affected me permanently... and i worry about me too

Guest
Posted: Monday, October 08, 2012 8:42:52 AM

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I think I was the paramedic that revived her ....mouth to mouth oxygen empty
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 08, 2012 11:12:52 AM

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He was chilling out on the moon and I happened to land my dragon on there as we were lost and needed directions to get back to the land of Fae
trinket
Posted: Monday, October 08, 2012 11:41:50 AM

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she had been a little piggy and had eaten way too much chocolate so I kidnapped her and dragged her to weight watchers where she is still incarcerated to this very day.

Kinky_Becky
Posted: Sunday, October 14, 2012 7:12:12 PM

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Attended one of my sex toy parties. She absolutely refused to leave until she personally tried out every item.

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