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dragonking86
Posted: Thursday, March 17, 2011 11:51:00 AM

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your walking down the side walk when you get thursty. you see a vinding machine that takes dollers, it has sguiggly lines you cant read on it. deciding to heck with it you put a doller in................

now you tell me what u get for that doller.

example:
i put a doller in and a 10 story nude female giant apears out of no where picks me up shoves me in her pussy and walks away.

hello all more u click on the smaller dragons the more they grow so please click as many as u want

SilverArdorDragon
Posted: Thursday, March 17, 2011 12:07:02 PM

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I put my money in and a Dragon appears, gently picks me up and takes me to a place with no war, sadness, sickness, or anything bad.


russ32233
Posted: Thursday, March 17, 2011 12:39:36 PM

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i'd have to say... a free plane ticket to any where i chose
Nikki703
Posted: Thursday, March 17, 2011 2:26:36 PM

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I Put In A Dollar And Jessica Biel Appears With A Bottle Of Champagne And Naughty Little Smile!!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 17, 2011 2:34:47 PM

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I put a dollar in and out pops Nikki with no clothes on waiting to go back to my place :)
dragonking86
Posted: Thursday, March 17, 2011 2:38:05 PM

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pussylover18 wrote:
I put a dollar in and out pops Nikki with no clothes on waiting to go back to my place :)


i put in a dollar out pops a dildo? i just pass it to pussy lover, hope u have fun lol

hello all more u click on the smaller dragons the more they grow so please click as many as u want

lafayettemister
Posted: Thursday, March 17, 2011 2:39:22 PM

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This reminds me of an old joke.

A newlywed couple are on their honeymoon. Having lots of sex late one night. After one of their trysts the bride says she is hungry and asks her hubby to get her a drink and snack out of the vending machine. He gets up and starts putting on his pants.

"Baby, it's after midnight. The vending machine is right across the hall. Just run real quick. I'll make it worth your time." She says as she licks her lips eyeing his crotch.

He grins and grabs some change. Opens the door and peeks... no one around. He races across the hall and gets a drink and a bag of chips. Just as he turns around the elevator doors open and out steps 3 nuns. He freezes in terror.

The nuns stand and stare. One speaks up... "Oh look, they have one of those novelty vending machines. Let's give it a try" Says one nun with a wry smile. She puts two quarters in the man's mouth, and pulls his cock. He drops the bag of chips.

"Oh, I want to try too." says the second nun. She too puts 2 quarters in the man's mouth and pulls his cock. He drops the drink.

"Well, this is downright naughty. I want my turn too." Pipes in the third nun. She puts 2 quarters in his mouth and pulls his cock. .....

"Oh look, it gives hand lotion too!"







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Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 17, 2011 2:39:35 PM

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Woo-hoo :D I put in a second dollar and out pops Jen now we can go have some fun at my place :D Only 3 allowed are me nikki and jen
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 17, 2011 3:30:44 PM

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Oh my, Frenchy and Nikki together, My dreams just came true and I even saved a dollar
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 18, 2011 6:33:26 AM

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heehee ;) and we got an extra toy too besides the ones i have here in my bedroom
dragonking86
Posted: Friday, March 18, 2011 8:19:36 AM

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i put a doller in and out pops a huge party, everyone dance!!!

hello all more u click on the smaller dragons the more they grow so please click as many as u want

Guest
Posted: Monday, March 21, 2011 3:40:50 PM

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I put in a dollar and pops the sweetest cowgirl in a new pickup waiting for me to take her home!
Southern_Sass
Posted: Monday, March 21, 2011 6:23:50 PM

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I put in a dollar and out pops this golden egg. Written on it is Take me home and sit on me. OK so I take it home and sit on it. It grows and grows. Out hatches this blue eyed, muscle bound, hunk of a man.
says he is lookin for CuriousButterfly. WTF??? I want my dollar back.

FicklePickleTickle
Posted: Monday, March 21, 2011 6:31:30 PM

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By the way, it's You're, vending, sidewalk , thirsty, nowhere, and dollar. Sheesh!

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

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Posted: Monday, March 21, 2011 7:40:35 PM

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dragonking86 wrote:

i put a doller in and a 10 story nude female giant apears out of no where picks me up shoves me in her pussy and walks away.


I'm sorry...where did you say this vending machine was???

With my luck, I'd put in a dollar and get a message that says "Out of order, try again later"...

Though it would be nice if it actually turned out to be one of those dollar slot machines, and I hit the jackpot...see you all later...


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SilverArdorDragon
Posted: Tuesday, March 22, 2011 10:57:37 AM

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I put a dollor in and get a message that all the men & women in the world have told my ex-boyfriend to get lost, he'll never get laid again for the rest of his life.
Eeyore123
Posted: Tuesday, March 22, 2011 11:04:28 AM

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I put in My dollar and poof my heartache goes away!


dragonking86
Posted: Wednesday, March 23, 2011 12:56:24 PM

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i put in a dollar and im endowed with time bending power. i go all over time looking for the best movie and cartoon.

hello all more u click on the smaller dragons the more they grow so please click as many as u want

Guest
Posted: Friday, March 25, 2011 12:07:43 AM

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I put a dollar in and the perfect guy comes out and asks me to marry him Big Hugs
SirLoin
Posted: Friday, March 25, 2011 5:43:10 AM

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I put Dollar in and out came Thereza Bazar and David Van Day ( '70's and '80's pop band from the UK)
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Posted: Friday, March 25, 2011 5:55:30 AM

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I put in a dollar and "poof" nothing happens. Guess that's my luck
lyon
Posted: Friday, March 25, 2011 6:59:13 AM

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I put in a dollar and out pops a bottle of dom whoo hooo party.
dragonking86
Posted: Friday, April 22, 2011 12:00:56 PM

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i put in a dollar and out pops old frends, we go to lyon's party

hello all more u click on the smaller dragons the more they grow so please click as many as u want

adele
Posted: Friday, April 22, 2011 2:15:14 PM

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I put in a dollar and out pops a pile of new toys for my playroom, including a new ice machine!

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


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Jillicious
Posted: Sunday, July 10, 2011 1:26:58 AM

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RAAAWWWWWRRR!

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IronSnake19
Posted: Thursday, March 08, 2012 6:36:41 PM

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I put in a dollar and out pops the data needed for a cure to all the known cancers.

I put in another dollar and out pops the data for the cures for all the STD's known to man.

I put in another dollar and out pops a bottle pheromones that only attracts women that I find attactive.

"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
unicorn92
Posted: Sunday, March 11, 2012 10:25:25 PM

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idea1 I put a dollar in and a magical unicorn appears!
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 12, 2012 7:27:23 AM

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I put in a dollar and a thin long tongue comes out that reaches under my skirt..... and well, does it's expert work lol
IronSnake19
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 3:57:15 PM

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I put in a dollar and out comes a check from Bill Gates for $9,999.99

"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
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Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 7:34:11 PM

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I put in a dollar and out popped a dildo in the shape of a carrot!!
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