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lydia is actually three ducks in a human costume
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
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Blindfolded is sexually attracted to rubber ducks.
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Lydia is secretly my wife. ;]
Check out my new story The Painter!
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0PrincessX0 wrote:Lydia is secretly my wife. ;] What?????? No she is not!!!! well maybe she but, but, but ... im having an affair with her and you know about it, also you are staking me for payback but secretly want me too ... well why don't we all just 
 “There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
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diversified wrote:0PrincessX0 wrote:Lydia is secretly my wife. ;] What?????? No she is not!!!! well maybe she but, but, but ... im having an affair with her and you know about it, also you are staking me for payback but secretly want me too ... well why don't we all just Oh shit..... Div's just saying that, she wants me all to herself!
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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LYDIA!!!! im gunna get you for that one!!! you were not supposed to tell anyone!!! Lydia is really just saying that ... her "significant" other is really an alien from outer space who is experimenting on her and i was trying to be her night in shining armor ... make that a idiot in tinfoil
“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
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Diversified is just jealous that I'm in love with an alien.
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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she is right ... I wanted the alien but Lydia is cheating on that alien with me and the alien is putting probes in her brain ... i think
“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
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Diversified is having an affair with half the people on LushStories.
Check out my new story The Painter!
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Princess was kicked off Sesame Street after that home made Porn video of her 3 way with Bert and Ernie was leaked to youtube. 
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akbmx wrote:Princess was kicked off Sesame Street after that home made Porn video of her 3 way with Bert and Ernie was leaked to youtube.  Akbmx filmed it.
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Lydia invented porn on the internet.... Thank you 
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You're freakin' welcome!!!! (Where's my money for it?!?!) Akbmx had no idea porn existed until the age of 60...he's now 61...
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Posts: 348
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Lydia was the bioengineer of my army of fuck ducks, and little does she know it wasn't a lie. Fuckin loved fucking those squeekers.
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
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Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Joined: 10/19/2009
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New to this, but I'll give it a shot...Blindfolded likes to dress up his ducks in plaid skirts and spank them while his transgendered midget friends sit around and sing karaoke...watch the feathers fly!
 You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
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Exakta66 knows this because he's one of Blindfolded's transgendered midgets! Enjoy the show Blindfolded wrote:Lydia was the bioengineer of my army of fuck ducks, and little does she know it wasn't a lie. Fuckin loved fucking those squeekers. Why am I always inventing crap??? 
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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In her earlier years "Lydia" Maria Child was a writer and an abolitionist. Her advice books were quite popular in the 19th century.
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Run knows this because he's a time traveller and my former lover.
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Lydia writes Run's stories so he can post them.
The Roommates Trilogy: Roommates with BenefitsRoommates with Benefits: Snowed In Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure Look for the eBook version of Roommates with Benefits to come soon!
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Sharon is my other lover...I have like...ten including the aforementioned alien.
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Lydia is a shameless shyster who's too afraid to confess her virginity having professed her undying devotion to me. Patience my sweet. 
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element "If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Mercianknight's my faithful bitch... 
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Lydia, sweetie, it's supposed to be groundless lies!! Try again LOL
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Sorry, Mercian, I forgot!! Mercian is actually a woman who hates Star Trek! hehehe better?
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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lydia is actully a man who wants to become an smurf
 *smiles, hugs, and lollipops* NEW STORY UP PLEASE READ COMMENT AND VOTE!! THANKS!!! http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/a-new-beginning.aspxSassy
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Sweetbutsassylilgirl tried to choke a smurf and found out they don't turn blue. Sorry Lydia but I tried stopping her from choking you.
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 I can't believe sweetbutsassylilgirl choked me!!! Anna so did NOT try to stop her, she grabbed the freaking video camera...thanks a lot, jerk!!
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Lydia is addicted to smurf porn and watches it every night for 4 hours straight.
Check out my new story The Painter!
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OP is really into the same thing as Lydia but wont admit it.
Carpe Diem
Red out
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Red is addicted to his GPS. Her name is Betsy. (oh wait....thats true!)
UUmm.....Red is addicted to spray paint. He gets ghetto crazy on everything he can get ahold of!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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