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Blindfolded
Posted: Saturday, November 07, 2009 1:28:46 AM

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Location: From and made of Parts Unknown
lydia is actually three ducks in a human costume

Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
Lydia_
Posted: Saturday, November 07, 2009 1:31:12 AM

Rank: Forum Whore

Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,520
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
Blindfolded is sexually attracted to rubber ducks.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
0PrincessX0
Posted: Saturday, November 07, 2009 2:40:42 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 10/27/2009
Posts: 49
Location: Lincolnshire
Lydia is secretly my wife. ;]

Check out my new story The Painter!
diversified
Posted: Saturday, November 07, 2009 3:41:21 PM

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Joined: 9/7/2009
Posts: 266
Location: Nowhere to be seen
0PrincessX0 wrote:
Lydia is secretly my wife. ;]


What??????

No she is not!!!! well maybe she but, but, but ... im having an affair with her and you know about it, also you are staking me for payback but secretly want me too ... well why don't we all just 3some



“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
Lydia_
Posted: Saturday, November 07, 2009 3:59:28 PM

Rank: Forum Whore

Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,520
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
diversified wrote:
0PrincessX0 wrote:
Lydia is secretly my wife. ;]


What??????

No she is not!!!! well maybe she but, but, but ... im having an affair with her and you know about it, also you are staking me for payback but secretly want me too ... well why don't we all just 3some


Oh shit.....

Div's just saying that, she wants me all to herself!

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
diversified
Posted: Saturday, November 07, 2009 4:11:39 PM

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Joined: 9/7/2009
Posts: 266
Location: Nowhere to be seen
LYDIA!!!! im gunna get you for that one!!! you were not supposed to tell anyone!!!

Lydia is really just saying that ... her "significant" other is really an alien from outer space who is experimenting on her and i was trying to be her night in shining armor ... make that a idiot in tinfoil



“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
Lydia_
Posted: Saturday, November 07, 2009 4:22:34 PM

Rank: Forum Whore

Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,520
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
Diversified is just jealous that I'm in love with an alien.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
diversified
Posted: Saturday, November 07, 2009 4:29:00 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 9/7/2009
Posts: 266
Location: Nowhere to be seen
she is right ... I wanted the alien
but Lydia is cheating on that alien with me and the alien is putting probes in her brain ... i think



“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
0PrincessX0
Posted: Saturday, November 07, 2009 5:04:15 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 10/27/2009
Posts: 49
Location: Lincolnshire
Diversified is having an affair with half the people on LushStories.

Check out my new story The Painter!
Trebor69
Posted: Saturday, November 07, 2009 8:12:06 PM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 7/15/2009
Posts: 36
Location: Washington state, United States
Princess was kicked off Sesame Street after that home made Porn video of her 3 way with Bert and Ernie was leaked to youtube.

happy1
Lydia_
Posted: Saturday, November 07, 2009 8:22:44 PM

Rank: Forum Whore

Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,520
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
akbmx wrote:
Princess was kicked off Sesame Street after that home made Porn video of her 3 way with Bert and Ernie was leaked to youtube.

happy1


evil4

Akbmx filmed it.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
Trebor69
Posted: Saturday, November 07, 2009 8:30:53 PM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 7/15/2009
Posts: 36
Location: Washington state, United States
Lydia invented porn on the internet.... Thank you bates
Lydia_
Posted: Saturday, November 07, 2009 9:08:21 PM

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Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,520
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
You're freakin' welcome!!!! (Where's my money for it?!?!)

Akbmx had no idea porn existed until the age of 60...he's now 61...

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
Blindfolded
Posted: Sunday, November 08, 2009 1:39:59 AM

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Joined: 4/21/2009
Posts: 348
Location: From and made of Parts Unknown
Lydia was the bioengineer of my army of fuck ducks, and little does she know it wasn't a lie. Fuckin loved fucking those squeekers.

Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, November 08, 2009 12:10:26 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,718
Location: Right here on Lush Stories...
New to this, but I'll give it a shot...Blindfolded likes to dress up his ducks in plaid skirts and spank them while his transgendered midget friends sit around and sing karaoke...watch the feathers fly!


You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories

Lydia_
Posted: Sunday, November 08, 2009 1:03:06 PM

Rank: Forum Whore

Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,520
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
Exakta66 knows this because he's one of Blindfolded's transgendered midgets! Enjoy the show happy1




Blindfolded wrote:
Lydia was the bioengineer of my army of fuck ducks, and little does she know it wasn't a lie. Fuckin loved fucking those squeekers.


Why am I always inventing crap???laughing3

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
runonwords
Posted: Sunday, November 08, 2009 6:57:28 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 2/7/2009
Posts: 1,075
Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba
In her earlier years "Lydia" Maria Child was a writer and an abolitionist. Her advice books were quite popular in the 19th century.
Lydia_
Posted: Sunday, November 08, 2009 7:09:36 PM

Rank: Forum Whore

Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,520
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
Run knows this because he's a time traveller and my former lover.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
LadySharon
Posted: Monday, November 09, 2009 3:10:56 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 10/5/2007
Posts: 2,060
Location: The Tundra, United States
Lydia writes Run's stories so he can post them.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Look for the eBook version of Roommates with Benefits to come soon!
Lydia_
Posted: Monday, November 09, 2009 3:58:02 PM

Rank: Forum Whore

Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,520
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
Sharon is my other lover...I have like...ten including the aforementioned alien.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
mercianknight
Posted: Tuesday, November 10, 2009 6:32:22 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 8/11/2009
Posts: 2,029
Location: whispering conspiratorially in your ear, Bermuda
Lydia is a shameless shyster who's too afraid to confess her virginity having professed her undying devotion to me. Patience my sweet.

geek

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Lydia_
Posted: Tuesday, November 10, 2009 9:49:26 AM

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Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,520
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
Mercianknight's my faithful bitch...a1089

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
mercianknight
Posted: Tuesday, November 10, 2009 10:24:13 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 8/11/2009
Posts: 2,029
Location: whispering conspiratorially in your ear, Bermuda
Lydia, sweetie, it's supposed to be groundless lies!! Try again LOL

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Lydia_
Posted: Tuesday, November 10, 2009 4:31:45 PM

Rank: Forum Whore

Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,520
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
Sorry, Mercian, I forgot!! Mercian is actually a woman who hates Star Trek!

hehehe better?

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
sassycheergirl
Posted: Thursday, November 12, 2009 1:18:25 PM

Rank: Lollipop Girl

Joined: 11/7/2009
Posts: 1,501
Location: a corn field , United States
lydia is actully a man who wants to become an smurf


*smiles, hugs, and lollipops*



Sassy
Eternal
Posted: Thursday, November 12, 2009 4:34:56 PM

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Posts: 35
Sweetbutsassylilgirl tried to choke a smurf and found out they don't turn blue. Sorry Lydia but I tried stopping her from choking you.
Lydia_
Posted: Thursday, November 12, 2009 7:33:08 PM

Rank: Forum Whore

Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,520
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
crybaby I can't believe sweetbutsassylilgirl choked me!!!


Anna so did NOT try to stop her, she grabbed the freaking video camera...thanks a lot, jerk!!

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
0PrincessX0
Posted: Friday, November 13, 2009 6:33:31 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 10/27/2009
Posts: 49
Location: Lincolnshire
Lydia is addicted to smurf porn and watches it every night for 4 hours straight.

Check out my new story The Painter!
Redwolf
Posted: Friday, November 13, 2009 6:36:51 PM

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Joined: 1/27/2009
Posts: 1,008
Location: NothWest, Indiana
OP is really into the same thing as Lydia but wont admit it.

Carpe Diem

Red out
Pixie
Posted: Friday, November 13, 2009 7:33:04 PM

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Red is addicted to his GPS. Her name is Betsy. (oh wait....thats true!)

UUmm.....Red is addicted to spray paint. He gets ghetto crazy on everything he can get ahold of!

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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