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Awkward moment you bring a 10/10 to bed, go to grab a condom and your friends have replaced your stash with ketchup sachets.
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The awkward moment when you put your hand out to catch a door, miss completely and it slams straight into your head, giving you concussion and several hours of awkward moments. It's the awkward moment that just keeps on giving.
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WBenR wrote:Awkward moment you bring a 10/10 to bed, go to grab a condom and your friends have replaced your stash with ketchup sachets. OMFG!! You are kidding right?
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 If you could, would you? Satan 
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Location: United Kingdom
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Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 1,569
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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That awkward moment when you find out your girlfriend is really your boyfriend.
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That awkward moment when you leave you bullet in your panties at work and right after you climax a customer walks in. *you look flushed* (If you only knew why...  )
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If you could, would you? Satan
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Location: United Kingdom
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If you could, would you? Satan
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Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom
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im_lush wrote:
OMFG!! You are kidding right?
Nope, my 18th birthday!
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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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When you realize today was the deadline to get something very important done and you forgot
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Posts: 5,920
Location: United Kingdom
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when you call up someone...by your own name...in front of a batch of 15 more people.....( damn......how could i do it)
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There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.-- The Diamond Sutra
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Joined: 1/17/2012
Posts: 14,081
Location: Madrid, Spain
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When you are taking a leak at the John & look over to see the guy next to you staring unabashedly at your penis. 
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Location: United States
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You go to her family's house, ready to ask her Dad for her hand, and suddenly get distracted by her sister, having not seen her before. When the father asks you what you want to talk to him about, you say the sister's name loud and clear for all to hear. Your BAD. Stupid too.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Judy Garland
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Communal showers, being checked out, while families around. 
If you could, would you? Satan
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Joined: 3/28/2012
Posts: 4,995
Location: Around, South Africa
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when you realise that, that person wasn't waving at you.
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Posts: 5,522
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when you feel the severe need of pulling out the panties from between the ass cheeks and you are surrounded by all the hawtties,,..
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Posts: 4,995
Location: Around, South Africa
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That awkward moment when you're at your friend's house and he is getting yelled at, so you just stand there and pet the dog.
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Bunny_Chow wrote:That awkward moment when you're at your friend's house and he is getting yelled at, so you just stand there and pet the dog. hahaha yes ...that sure is one awkward moment when you are having a good look at someone and he suddenly looks back at you
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Making eye contact with a stranger several times in a row.
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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LOL
when you dial a number thinking its your best friend and scream out "you bitch where were you??".. and the reply comes.." this is MOM this side"
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Joined: 2/28/2011
Posts: 99
Location: United States
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That awkward moment where you didn't realize the sliding glass door was closed and crash into it, falling down, and attracting even more attention because you're one of those people who laughs at everything  .
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Joined: 6/6/2011
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Your best friend begs you to double date with him and his girl, by blind dating her sister. Then you get into the back seat on the way to an outdoor theater and you almost pass out because it seems your "date" has eaten a RAW onion to make sure this blind date turns out to be a failure. (She didn't want to go either!) You stay away as far as possible! You are suffocating! Really dieing!!
However, she finally looks at you, thinks you are hot, and for 3 hours she tries to make out with you, RAW onion and all!!
Now how do you explain that smell to your parents when you get home and the year is 1974?! Do you really think they are going to believe the truth or think you've been doing some kind of loco weed?? Dad took my car keys away for two weeks. *sigh*
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Judy Garland
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When you blackbox the wrong person
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