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Will94
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 6:53:02 PM

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Awkward moment you bring a 10/10 to bed, go to grab a condom and your friends have replaced your stash with ketchup sachets.

When life gives you lemons, keep them. 'Cause hey, free lemons!
Guest
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 6:53:26 PM

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The awkward moment when you put your hand out to catch a door, miss completely and it slams straight into your head, giving you concussion and several hours of awkward moments. It's the awkward moment that just keeps on giving.
Guest
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 6:55:07 PM

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WBenR wrote:
Awkward moment you bring a 10/10 to bed, go to grab a condom and your friends have replaced your stash with ketchup sachets.



OMFG!! You are kidding right?
Frank
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 7:17:23 PM

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Location: Pleasure dome, United Kingdom


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Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
Aldous Huxley

Frank
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 7:21:19 PM

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Location: Pleasure dome, United Kingdom


Being caught taking pictures for Lush! violent3

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Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
Aldous Huxley

Dani
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 11:25:00 AM

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Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 3,999
Location: Under Your Bed, United States




We're tiny. We're toony. We're all a little looney. And in this cartoony, we're invading your TV.

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 11:55:03 AM

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That awkward moment when you find out your girlfriend is really your boyfriend.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 12:14:01 PM

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That awkward moment when you leave you bullet in your panties at work and right after you climax a customer walks in. *you look flushed* (If you only knew why...Regaeman Man )
Frank
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 1:24:46 PM

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Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
Aldous Huxley

Frank
Posted: Tuesday, July 31, 2012 1:26:35 PM

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Joined: 11/16/2011
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Location: Pleasure dome, United Kingdom


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Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
Aldous Huxley

Will94
Posted: Wednesday, August 01, 2012 3:57:30 PM

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Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom
im_lush wrote:



OMFG!! You are kidding right?


Nope, my 18th birthday!

When life gives you lemons, keep them. 'Cause hey, free lemons!
adele
Posted: Wednesday, August 01, 2012 5:53:24 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
When you realize today was the deadline to get something very important done and you forgot

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Frank
Posted: Thursday, August 02, 2012 1:05:39 PM

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Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
Aldous Huxley

Frank
Posted: Friday, August 03, 2012 4:57:33 AM

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Location: Pleasure dome, United Kingdom


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Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
Aldous Huxley

thesilkyknot
Posted: Friday, August 03, 2012 9:11:14 AM

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when you call up someone...by your own name...in front of a batch of 15 more people.....( damn......how could i do it)
adele
Posted: Friday, August 03, 2012 9:44:34 AM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...


There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Guille
Posted: Sunday, August 05, 2012 1:31:37 PM

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Location: Madrid, Spain
When you are taking a leak at the John & look over to see the guy next to you staring unabashedly at your penis.      
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 05, 2012 5:14:18 PM

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Guille wrote:
When you are taking a leak at the John & look over to see the guy next to you staring unabashedly at your penis.      


Lfunny Lfunny Lfunny

I think it was the word 'unabashedly' that finally cracked me Guille.


Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 05, 2012 5:32:24 PM

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You go to her family's house, ready to ask her Dad for her hand, and suddenly get distracted by her sister, having not seen her before. When the father asks you what you want to talk to him about, you say the sister's name loud and clear for all to hear. Your BAD. Stupid too.
Guest
Posted: Monday, August 06, 2012 11:33:14 PM

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Frank
Posted: Tuesday, August 07, 2012 5:38:25 AM

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Communal showers, being checked out, while families around. 588-rolleyes

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Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
Aldous Huxley

Bunny_Chow
Posted: Tuesday, August 07, 2012 6:06:09 AM

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Location: Around, South Africa
when you realise that, that person wasn't waving at you.




thesilkyknot
Posted: Tuesday, August 07, 2012 6:33:27 AM

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when you feel the severe need of pulling out the panties from between the ass cheeks and you are surrounded by all the hawtties,,..
Bunny_Chow
Posted: Tuesday, August 07, 2012 7:21:12 AM

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That awkward moment when you're at your friend's house and he is getting yelled at, so you just stand there and pet the dog.




thesilkyknot
Posted: Tuesday, August 07, 2012 10:52:47 AM

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Bunny_Chow wrote:
That awkward moment when you're at your friend's house and he is getting yelled at, so you just stand there and pet the dog.


hahaha yes ...that sure is one awkward moment


when you are having a good look at someone and he suddenly looks back at you
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, August 07, 2012 10:25:31 PM

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Making eye contact with a stranger several times in a row.



We're tiny. We're toony. We're all a little looney. And in this cartoony, we're invading your TV.

thesilkyknot
Posted: Tuesday, August 07, 2012 11:42:44 PM

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LOL

when you dial a number thinking its your best friend and scream out "you bitch where were you??".. and the reply comes.." this is MOM this side"
CuriousKitty
Posted: Wednesday, August 08, 2012 4:57:09 PM

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That awkward moment where you didn't realize the sliding glass door was closed and crash into it, falling down, and attracting even more attention because you're one of those people who laughs at everything Embarassed.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, August 08, 2012 7:11:05 PM

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Your best friend begs you to double date with him and his girl, by blind dating her sister. Then you get into the back seat on the way to an outdoor theater and you almost pass out because it seems your "date" has eaten a RAW onion to make sure this blind date turns out to be a failure. (She didn't want to go either!) You stay away as far as possible! You are suffocating! Really dieing!!
However, she finally looks at you, thinks you are hot, and for 3 hours she tries to make out with you, RAW onion and all!!
Now how do you explain that smell to your parents when you get home and the year is 1974?! Do you really think they are going to believe the truth or think you've been doing some kind of loco weed?? Dad took my car keys away for two weeks. *sigh*
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, August 08, 2012 8:33:44 PM

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When you blackbox the wrong person Embarassed
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